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s13sr20det

admit nothing, deny everything, and demand proof.
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Too many ppl spend money they haven't earned on things they don't want to impress people they don't like -Will Smith
 

amoS

Active member
Ashes to ashes
Dust to Dust
If you don"t use it
It's going to Rust


Stand....You don't always know where you stand
Until you know that you won't run away


Roses are red
Violet's are blue
Lily's are white
And Cindy's has a hole in 'em..........hahahaha
 

Harvest

Member
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. -Mohandas Gandhi

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs. -James Morrison
 
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Ontariostoner

Life is like a shit sandwich - the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
 

plur

Member
Some cool ones...hopefully none have been said yet (didn't read the whole thread)

"I wanna punch the mustache right off his face."
- Brock Lesnar

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all of its contents." - H.P. Lovecraft

"The key of joy is disobedience."
- Aleister Crowley

"Only that which can destroy itself is truly alive."
- Carl Jung

"Sometimes you just gotta pee in the sink"
- Charles Bukowski
 

festivus

STAY TOASTY MY FRIENDS!
ICMag Donor
Veteran
Smoking marijuana doesn't lead to hard drugs, it leads to gardening. Bill Hicks
 

GryphN

Member
"Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million." --
Arnold Schwarzenegger
 

guineatrippin

New member
For all the "Life's a bitch" quotes here:

"Life's not a bitch, life's a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch cuz she won't let you get that pussy" -Aesop Rock

And my all time favourite,

"Freedom is not the absence of commitments, but the ability to choose - and commit myself to - what is best for me." -Paulo Coelho
 

Smashed Hash

New member
"Civilization has so cluttered this elemental man-earth relationship with gadgets and middlemen that awareness of it is growing dim. We fancy that industry supports us, forgetting what supports industry."
— Aldo Leopold
 

HYDROHERO

New member
As a pilot friend of mine once told me "Take off is optional landings are mandatory " and if you are a drag race fan you can get this one " the race track could not hold my cars combination"
 

slyman

Member
Friedrich Nietzsche said:
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
this ones actually Angela Monet

heres some i like

"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life."
- Berthold Auerbach

"Reclaim your mind. Catalysts to say what has never been said, to see what has never been seen. To draw, paint, sing, sculpt, dance and act what has never before been done. To push the envelope of creativity and language. And what’s really important is, I call it, the felt presence of direct experience. Which is a fancy term which just simply means to have to stop consuming our culture. We have to create culture. Don’t watch TV, don’t read magazines, don’t even listen to NPR. Create your own roadshow. The nexus of space and time, where you are now, is the most immediate sector of your universe. And if you’re worrying about Michael Jackson of Bill Clinton or somebody else, you are disempowered. You are giving it all away to icons. Icons which are maintained by electronic media, so that you dress like X and have lips like Y.This is shit-brained kind of thinking. That is all cultural diversion. And what is real is you and your friends, your associations, your highs, your orgasms, your hopes, your plans, and your fears. And we are told no. We are unimportant, we’re peripheral, get a degree, get a job, get a this, get a that, and then you’re a player. You don’t even want to play in the game. You want to reclaim your mind and get it out of the hands of cultural engineers who want to turn you into a half-baked moron consuming all this trash that’s being manufactured out of the bones of a dying world."
- Terence McKenna

Ego is a structure that is erected by a neurotic individual who is a member of a neurotic culture against the facts of the matter. And culture, which we put on like an overcoat, is the collectivized consensus about what sort of neurotic behaviors are acceptable.
- Terence McKenna

SOMETIME IN JANUARY 1996 "This, what it is, I do not yet know. A collection of accumulated knowledge, ideas, memories, fact, surmise... who knows. Anyway, what I once considered private, seems to be public. Late the next night and I've just woken up to this most unsatisfying thought... One has to be a bastard to exist in this world full of them, but then I've always had the suspicion I took myself too seriously until I found myself too serious to take. Tonight is a horrible day. I have discovered the true meaning of two words: power and greed; power is in sex, also in drugs. Power is the feeling when something immense happens in return for little efforts, i.e. an assassin firing a gun or a junky shooting up, etc. The participant gets off on the execution just as much as the end result. Greed comes dressed in a velvet glove, greed is not the want to possess everything, greed is simply wanting more than the person next to you".

The mind is the only place that anything can be truly said to exist. The outside world is only known to us as it appears within us by the testament of our senses. The imagination is the most real world that we know because we each know it first hand.
- John Frusciante
 

slyman

Member
a couple more i like


“ School is the advertising agency which makes you believe that you need the society as it is."
— Ivan Illich

"The monuments to our wisdom are not the things we build, but the things we leave untouched". - some guy on imdb msg boards
 

Danks2005

Active member
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf." - Asked for a preference of grass or Astroturf

"I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent."

"Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League."

"Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste."

All Tug McGraw
 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
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here's a quote from an old gospel song I love

my gal is red hot, yo' gal ain't doodly squat.

~sam the sham & the pharaohs~
 

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