Really Cool Quotes

[Bobby Stainless]

We can't run from who we are. Our destiny chooses us.

You can shear a sheep many times, but skin him only once.

Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.

 

[Grobot2010]

"An alleged scientific discovery has no merit unless it can be explained to a barmaid."

"All science is either physics or stamp collecting."

"We've got no money, so we've got to think."

-Ernest Rutherford, the father of nuclear physics

 

[BjornFrieze]

"A sharp wit cuts deeper than a dull knife"

- Me

 

[ShroomDr]

"I believe it is peace for our time."

-British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain, 30 September 1938 (After returning from the Munich Agreement).

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[Puffin13]

For centuries, marijuana has been used as a self-prescribed remedy for the terminal disease known as "being alive". Steve Carell

 

[mpd]

"Getting' old ain't for pussies..."

My maternal grandfather... God rest his soul.

 

[StoneByName]

"Say something smart and you'll be remembered forever" - Anonymous

 

[Tripsick]

I didnt read all 25 pages so i hope this isnt a repost.

Oppenheimer remarked later that it brought to mind words from the Bhagavad Gita: "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

 

[ShroomDr]

"Dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and lives" A family member.

 

[willyweed]

put your dreams in one hand and shit in the other ,see which one fills up quickest. never try to shit higher than your arse don't be a sheep ,be the sheppard never before in the history of human conflict have so many given so much for so little(churchill) is that someone on the grassy knoll waving at us love?kennedy (that's what i heard)

 

[Resistance]

"May the bridges I burn, light my way"

"I may not have gone where I wanted to, but I ended up where I should have went"

 

[HOPS5K]

"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." Albert Einstein

"A man who was completely innocent, offered himself as a sacrifice for the good of others, including his enemies, and became the ransom of the world. It was a perfect act."
Mahatma Gandhi

"If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it."
Julius Caesar

 

[willyweed]

live a lot, trust a few ,but always sail your own canoe

 

[armedoldhippy]

"there are only two things in existence that have no limit, human stupidity & the universe... and i am having second thoughts about the universe." Albert Einstein

 

[mean mr.mustard]

I haven't been in this thread in two damn years!!

Glad to see it's still around.

“The earth laughs in flowers.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[PeopleWish]

"If you tried to do everything yourself, you would have gone and fucked yourself to death"

-My attorney

 

[Resistance]

"Chop your own firewood, it will warm you twice" - Henry Ford

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

"Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana." Groucho Marx

 

[minds_I]

"I may not hit rock bottom, but I sure do pound the shit out of the sides"

 

[Stoner4Life]