Quote You're Favourite Quotes....RIGHT HERE!

[Swamp Thang]

"If it wasn't for pickpockets, I wouldn't have no sex life at all." Rodney Dangerfield


"Where there's a will, there'll be relatives" Anonymous


"I'd never dream of becoming a member of any club that would welcome people like me" Groucho Marx


"The poorer a man becomes, the more evil spirits he encounters" Ancient Chinese proverb

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

 

[Frosty Nuggets]

In the title of this thread it says you're instead of your, Quote you are favorite quotes instead of Quote your favorite quotes.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

* well spotted Frosty Nuggets - you might be up for a quote thread participation certificate now - lol

 

[imiubu]

LOL ^^

 

[Frosty Nuggets]

"Sometimes you have to be wrong before you can be right" The Martian in My Favorite Martian.

"Hindsight is always 20/20 but looking back is still a bit fuzzy" Megadeath

 

[buzzmobile]

In the title of this thread it says you're instead of your, Quote you are favorite quotes instead of Quote your favorite quotes.

Your correct in you're reply.
You can quote me on that.

 

[armedoldhippy]

when Thoreau was jailed for refusing to pay taxes to a govt that supported slavery, Emerson went to visit him in jail. "Henry David, what are you doing in there?" Emerson asked. "Ralph Waldo" Thoreau replied "what are you doing out there?"

 

[Switcher56]

News Flash... CNN has tested negative for journalism!

 

[flylowgethigh]

Here's a cleaver one:

“Too fucking busy and vice versa.” (quoted in The Unimportance of Being Oscar by Oscar Levant)

 

[armedoldhippy]

"reality is but an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein

 

[buzzmobile]

Speaking of 'cleaver' quotes:

‘Ward, I’m worried about the Beaver’ — Barbara Billingsley

 

[imiubu]

I often think in song lyric and know few real "quotes".
That said, I'll "quote" song lyric from one of my favorite artists:

'You should be digging it while it's happening... cuz it just might be a one shot deal'. FZ

 

[armedoldhippy]

"no one here gets out alive." - Jim Morrison

 

[ion]

first i'd like to question the beginning quote.....gypsy nirvana of all people.....quoting winston churchill? bro, cmon. an exemplary poster child for severe oxygen thief he was. anyway here's my contributions;

All books are either dreams or swords,
You can cut, or you can drug, with words.
-Amy Lowell

People mistakenly assume that their thinking is done by their head; it is actually done by the heart which first dictates the conclusion, then commands the head to provide the reasoning that will defend it.
-Anthony de Mello

 

[Tudo]

Coexistence on this tightly knit earth should be viewed as an existence not only without wars… but also without [the government] telling us how to live, what to say, what to think, what to know, and what not to know.
—Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, from a speech given September 11, 19731

 

[Tudo]

Educated men are as much superior to uneducated men as the living are to the dead.
—Aristotle, 384–322 B.C.

 

[Alpenglow]

Hang out with your wang out

Open mind leaves room for growth

The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle

The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky. You are unlucky, so I may know that I am not. Unfortunately the lucky never realizes they are lucky until it's too late

The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons

 

[armedoldhippy]

Educated men are as much superior to uneducated men as the living are to the dead.
—Aristotle, 384–322 B.C.

yet their votes are counted equally. "hey, i got an idea! lets drill holes in the boat to make it lighter. that will make it float higher, right? "

 

[Dime]

“Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor.”

- Alexis Carrel