They're already dried and deceased at that point....
so, if you have a plant that's putting out shoots, and you cut one (I don't mean a fart, I mean a plant cutting) ... does the plant feel anything ?
That little drop of sap that comes out.
I look at it sometimes & wonder if the plant feels pain then.
Or is it more like when a human grows skin, it just grows, you don't feel it growing (normally.)
okay, fair enough, but suppose you're twistin' up some cloned bud of the plant you're standing next to? or dare I say twistin' up its mama right in front of it, would it at least cringe or recoil in horror???
It can't recoil, and doesn't know horror, but if you started to burn a still green, living shoot in front of it's mother, it might try to poison you, or generate tendrils that wrap around your neck and strangle you. Or it may just make itself taste like bunk. As cannabis evolves, it just might develop defenses against sadists like you. One hit, and you fall over dead. Then it drops seeds in your rotting corpse, and seedlings live off, and eventually consume your body as they grow. They will have the distinct odor of a N.Y. City taxi, back seat.
ps.: similar things are displayed in the documentary "secret life of plants", especially that dancing plant was wicked (when a dude played on a flute the plant started moving...), etc.
Well, if you read the linked article in the New Yorker, which goes into much greater depth, you would know that "The Secret Life Of Plants" has been debunked.
The New Yorker article is well worth the read for people who don't suffer from short attention span. I didn't want to post the whole thing, because it's a bit long for here.
if a female plant is eaten and doesnt make a sound, how do we know if she enjoyed it ????yeeeeeehaw