Piss Test

[crazybear]

Quick fix, also their is a is a device sold that you can put the synthetic urine in if your watched that looks like real, can't remember the name of it........

 

[rick shaw]

In 2005 Minnesota Vikings Oterrio Smith was caught at the airport with dried urine and "The Wizzinator",airport police thought the powder was cocaine I wonder what they thought about the rubber penis.I prefer the teas. Natural Kleen from Oregon works.

 

[dwarfganja]

Quick Fix, order it.

Done.

Took the test the other day. Get results back on tues. Guy says to me as he attaches a thermometer..if it comes back below 90 im calling the funeral home...if it comes back above 100 im calling 911. With a big smile like hes breaking my balls.

Took a stroll down the hall to the bathroom...dumped some nice quick fix in and handed it in at 92 lol and said PEACE!

 

[Mr Pink]

Hope it all works out, gl.

 

[dwarfganja]

Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby. That's a NEGATIVE, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

 

[Mr Pink]

Gratz, all the best.

 

[Nicoli]

Good deal. hehe.

 

[Vhghost]

This thread has helped me lots! .. thank you . i used to use Detoxxx Drink" <--- shit worked for about 3-4 piss tests then all of a sudden then sent the sample in to a lab instead of just testing on the spot and of course i failed.
does the fake urine Quick fix work for lab testing ? .. kinda worried about taking another test.. haven't smoke for a week but i'm a heavy smoker and i'm kinda over weight by about 50 pounds or so ..
any help from you guys would rock! . i'm in canada to if that helps for info

 

[foozo]

I have passed many urine tests on short notice even though I am a daily smoker. I heat fake urine in the microwave & stick it inside my sock. I also drink about 2 gallons of water and Diet Coke in the 1.5 hours before the test. I usually use about 75% fake urine & 25% of my own. The combo of fake and my own diluted urine works every time. Even if some posters are right & they check for fake urine, I have put some real stuff in there.

I love when they give me a bottle that has the little paper thermometer attached so I can check the temp myself before I leave the bathroom. Some places use those and others give you a blank bottle and check the temperature with a thermometer after you are done. Temperature is the thing I always worry about.

 

[crazybear]

I wouldn't use the dilute or drinks sometimes that stuff works but if your freedom or the job you have to have use clean pee or synthetic Or freeze dried & wizenator !

 

[somniferum420]

wait you have 2 weeks. if your in shape, and active it will take about 1 week to get out of your system. Just dont smoke untill after the test.

I smoke about the same amount you do 3-5 joints a day... was given 6 days notice, just drank lots of water and was a ok. Dont even bother with synthetic shit.

 

[r1fmakaveli]

Pickle Juice, water, orange juice.. drink these constantly like make yourself go to the bathroom a lot. if you can't cause of work, make up for it when you're at home.

 

[r1fmakaveli]

the more you piss from now till then the BETTER. make yourself sick of that shit and when you do ur piss test make sure ur piss is super clear

 

[NCbuds828]

a guy i know used the fake dick harness to pass a drug test administered by a probation officer as they look in a mirror adjacent to the toilet to see if you are really peeing. i don't think your job will do this, so a bottle of fake urine is probably the best option. holding and dealing with someone else's pee is disgusting and not fun.. either take a nice tolerance break adn get some exercise or get some fake urine.

 

[NCbuds828]

IMO don't have purely clear urine when taking the test.. if there is no uric acid or creatine in your urine the test will be invalid.

 

[BongRipkenJR.]

Quick Fix 5.7 or better works great!

 

[CARE giver]

A couple years ago I had to take a piss test for a job. I had a 14 day notice like you too. I played a lot of basketball over like a period of a week. I ate alot of fruit and vegetables and I was clean in a week.

THC is stored in your fat so: you limit your calories, eat alot of fiber, and the more you sweat the better.

 

[Merfolk]

Im not one to take advice from people when it comes to pissing in a cup for my job, i had no choice one time to use synthetic urine, and heard of Quick Fix, Man was i glad - 3 times so far and still working -


Depending on what state you are in - They Test for Creatine levels?? They sell a kit specifically for UA's done in Oregon and Canada -


If i where you - Quit smoking, do the cardio drink the Gallon a day, Use Quick fix - You WILL pass, but as a back up for YOUR reinsurance You will have had 14 days to be clean and drink water.


Shit will be easy man, either hold it in waist with a belt, or just tie near your nuts - Either way man...Quick Fix.


If you knew better you would do better, Rookie


Edit: Good luck

 

[Anita Bonghit]

what if this test is for probation?
I plan on being tested after sentencing and i havnt smoked/vaped for about 3 weeks.
anyone have experience with probation testing?
i want to avoid putting shit in my body

 

[CARE giver]

Drinking a gallon a day does nothing for you. But drinking a gallon the day of the test does work.