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Phelps’ drug induced rampage ends in tragedy at LR church
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FOX NEWS UPDATE
Phelps was just in a low speed chase on his way to humboldt , he went off the road and a large cloud of cannabis smoke is eminating from the 99 honda he brazenly took at medal point,he is currently in a standoff with the DEA and is demanding that they bring him a box of hohos and an "BIG BACON CLASSIC" from a nearby Wendys. He is also demanding that the american public stop comparing him to a dolphin, stating that the only dolphin he can be compared to is Ricky Williams. We will continue to monitor the situation and provide updates. AP
Phelps was just in a low speed chase on his way to humboldt , he went off the road and a large cloud of cannabis smoke is eminating from the 99 honda he brazenly took at medal point,he is currently in a standoff with the DEA and is demanding that they bring him a box of hohos and an "BIG BACON CLASSIC" from a nearby Wendys. He is also demanding that the american public stop comparing him to a dolphin, stating that the only dolphin he can be compared to is Ricky Williams. We will continue to monitor the situation and provide updates. AP
Megas
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Fox News LIVE:
This just in! Phelps in a cannabis filled rage has killed Chuch Norris and has been quoted saying "There can be only one!!!!!!!!!!!!".
It appears Phelps has stopped at a local convenient store and begun deficating on a pile of kellogs brand cereals he knocked off the shelf.
He is now leaving the store! oooh wait no he.. It appears he grabbed a lighter and 3 packs of rolling papers!
Whats that Tony? Okay people... Phelps has been reported to head butt the clerk after screaming about the lack of flavored rolling papers.
We're not sure at this point why he decided on this detour but he hasn't given up any indication that his destination of Humboldt has changed.
This just in! Phelps in a cannabis filled rage has killed Chuch Norris and has been quoted saying "There can be only one!!!!!!!!!!!!".
It appears Phelps has stopped at a local convenient store and begun deficating on a pile of kellogs brand cereals he knocked off the shelf.
He is now leaving the store! oooh wait no he.. It appears he grabbed a lighter and 3 packs of rolling papers!
Whats that Tony? Okay people... Phelps has been reported to head butt the clerk after screaming about the lack of flavored rolling papers.
We're not sure at this point why he decided on this detour but he hasn't given up any indication that his destination of Humboldt has changed.
man you;re a fuckin hater.. now wonder your reps shut off.. lighten up, maybe light one up??
hahahaaa anyways man that shit about him beating a maintenance guy with a severed arm in a cast had me fuckin ROLLLLLIN!!
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Gr8fulDen
A farce is a comedy written for the stage or film which aims to entertain the audience by means of unlikely, extravagant, and improbable situations, disguise and mistaken identity, verbal humour of varying degrees of sophistication, which may include sexual innuendo and word play, and a fast-paced plot whose speed usually increases, culminating in an ending which often involves an elaborate chase scene. Farce is also characterized by physical humour, the use of deliberate absurdity or nonsense, and broadly stylized performances.
your another fag who loves dinky coz u cant get off mine. who the hell stalks people and leaves bad rep to everything they say? get some real friends man...i think uve been in ur moms basement too long, get some fresh air and stop worrying about me.
ya my reps shhut off cuz of u and bojangles leaving bad feedback, ah i got it you guys are 'partners' huh, do u guys hold hands before you shake? you leaving me bad rep isnt going to stop me from growing beautiful organic plants and i didnt join this site to make friends. enjoy
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DogBoy
My god, how many times do you people need tellin'.
Only person who can kill Chuck is Chuck. Mr Norris would simple give Phelps a wedgie and then make him sniff the gusset of his speedo's. Best Phelps could do would be to say thank you and sniff deeply while praying for mercy!
FoothillsFarmer
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Access...nice one bro...LMAO
Glad you people like. I'll have to say I took inspiration from one of those "psych!!!" posts I saw yesterday or the day before....it basically said something like "Now M. Phelps is caught in the act doing cocaine". It seemed almost credible...and the poster said something like "gotcha" or "fooled ya". It gave me a chuckle.
Then I thought that I'd take it one step further...ala Orson Welles and "War of the Worlds" style.
If I hadn't been working the Volcano Vaporizer so hard last evening, it would have been stellar....and utterly convincing.
But I was down to about 50% brain computing power, so it turned out "o.k.".
Still a pisser and my sides were hurting from laughing as a few of the F.U.C.K.E.M. crew were cackling over it.
Glad you all appreciated it somewhat, many things I do are indeed for your amusement (of course it's ALWAYS for mine...)
Peace!
P.S.-Michael Phelps says "Hi"...he's here hitting the Volcano with me now. No photographs please.
Then I thought that I'd take it one step further...ala Orson Welles and "War of the Worlds" style.
If I hadn't been working the Volcano Vaporizer so hard last evening, it would have been stellar....and utterly convincing.
But I was down to about 50% brain computing power, so it turned out "o.k.".
Still a pisser and my sides were hurting from laughing as a few of the F.U.C.K.E.M. crew were cackling over it.
Glad you all appreciated it somewhat, many things I do are indeed for your amusement (of course it's ALWAYS for mine...)
Peace!
P.S.-Michael Phelps says "Hi"...he's here hitting the Volcano with me now. No photographs please.
I had to interject one more time. I think some people missed the crux of what I considered hilarious IMHO...
I mean comeon man...even if he did go on a bloodthirsty rampage of death...
Do you think the papers would print his statment: "Where aer all your kind buds you ahole?....this is all schwag!".
Plus the "I got more medals than a Vientnam vet MOFO!" is the clincher.
When was the last time you heard "MOFO" and "SCHWAG" in the same news report?
Ah....good times, good times.
DEVIL OG
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llol accept it.
This is bad news and bolsters anti MJ legislator's perception that MJ is a gateway drug that eventually leads to deteriorating sanity and violence. Poor guy, he could have had it all. Another live ruined by MJ.
lol acc this was a good read for my wake and bake session.had me crackin up over here yo.
and the responses are classic too....get off phelps dick LMAO...wtf is that about?
LMAO what a prick.
good read yo.thanks for the laughs.
peace-T-
and the responses are classic too....get off phelps dick LMAO...wtf is that about?
LMAO what a prick.
good read yo.thanks for the laughs.
peace-T-
first off MotherFucker you need to lighten up. the only reason you're gettin neg rep is cause you're a douche nozzle who doesnt post relevant shit.
and you talkin bout stalkin?? you're up on my page talkin faggot this queer that, bro i think you got some sexual identity to deal with.
sorry dont know much about my moms basement but your moms basement was smellin a little raunchy when i was clearin out the dust.
have fun growin your dirt weed
Id really recommend you to leave ICMAG, this is a place for two things..
Cannabis and LOVE!
You need the fresh air man, deep breaths!
Anyways... this had me laughing, great story indeed!
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SwampSavant
I do not like to be that guy but some times it is a must.
First, very creative story. I for one thought it was very funny. For some reason when he hit someone with a jug of coins I almost pissed myself.
Second, if you thought this was real after reading the whole thing and did not get the sarcasm you should try your hardest to go out in a blaze of gun fire like this fictitious Olympian because you are taking valuable air away from the rest of us.
Very entertaining!
First, very creative story. I for one thought it was very funny. For some reason when he hit someone with a jug of coins I almost pissed myself.
Second, if you thought this was real after reading the whole thing and did not get the sarcasm you should try your hardest to go out in a blaze of gun fire like this fictitious Olympian because you are taking valuable air away from the rest of us.
Very entertaining!
