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People and the nasty things they do

WelderDan

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Weird said:
and in this small bit of time my wife took her outside in the back and the dog got out the gate and hit by a car. My kid is devastated as am I.
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Aw man, I feel for you. That's rough. My thoughts are with you
 
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Green Squall said:
This isn't as gross as some of the stories here but still pretty sick...

I was out getting coffee and the lady in front of me asks for a medium coffee with 10 creams 10 sugars. :noway:
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She was, in essence, getting her coffee for free because she was probably taking most of the cream and sugar home. Some people have no conscience.
 
LubdaNugs

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Weird said:
and in this small bit of time my wife took her outside in the back and the dog got out the gate and hit by a car. My kid is devastated as am I.
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That sucks my man. Losing a furry family member is brutal, some of the toughest times. BTW my 13 year old pup loves the nail clippings.
 
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growsjoe1

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Losing a dog is just awful...feeling for you Weird, hope no one blames themselves...just awful news.
 
solofoe

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Let us hope that all is not lost for our furry friend. For what it's worth I'll say a prayer for your puppy and family.
 
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DO NOT READ THIS

DO NOT READ THIS

:laughing:.... well this one time I was in the kitchen eating a big bowl of Cheerios and just as I was raising the spoon to my mouth out of the corner of my eye I see my roomate's dog starting to take a dump.

Suddenly I hear a shriek, "Ananda!!!!", and I turn around just in time to see her reach down and grab something from the dog's butt and start pulling.

..... out comes a hugh long tape worm complete with mucus and alla this other stuff attached.:puke:

Now THAT's Nasty!!!!!!:biggrin::tiphat:
 
WelderDan

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Whew, some nasty stories.

OK, I was in this bar that served raw oysters. There was two guys that did the shucking. It was getting late, and of course people were getting trashed. That included the shuckers, since people were buying them drinks.

One of the shuckers takes a smallish oyster and snorts that bad boy up his nose. But he wasn't done. He then hawked it up, and stuck his tongue out to prove it.

Then he spit it across the bar, where the other shucker caught it in his mouth and swallowed it.
 
billy_big_bud!

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ok....i have one. well, two in one. a few years ago i brought my dog to the vet for vaginal discharge. nasty, i know. so in walks the lady vet. typical vet nothing special. checks my dogs cooch with no gloves on. sick pig. after rubbing the discharge into her hands like moisturizer ... SHE WIPED HER FUCKING FACE! the whole time i am in a stunned c u n t daze at what i am seeing and i can barely comprehend what she is saying because i am so in awe. i could not believe it. a few days ago, different dog, different vet, similar scenario. the vet with no gloves grabbed my dog " by the pussy" and although there was no discharge there was still dog pussy juice. he then wiped his forehead. at this point, i just consider all vets to be in a class of their own. just yuck.
 
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WelderDan

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OK, time to bring out the heavy artillery.

My neighbor is a piece of work. Her health is bad, and she is extremely selfish and and lazy. She literally wants every one to wait on her since her spouse died. Apparently, her spouse waited on her hand and foot. And her spouse was a hoarder. The house is disgusting, but that's another, even nastier story.

The phone rings a couple weeks ago and I see on the caller ID it's my neighbor. I don't answer because I'm done with the entire situation. She calls again, and wants me to call her back. And 5 minutes later she calls again.

My wife walks in and sees the answering machine blinking. "Who called?" So I say the neighbor, and she asks what she wanted. I dunno, and I don't care I say. So my wife walks over to see what she wants. She's gone about 10 minutes, and when she comes back she's obviously upset. I ask what she wanted and my wife just says "I don't want to talk about it", and went to take a shower.

So when she's out of the shower I ask what happened. She's struggling with whatever it was and she ain't happy. Finally she says "You want to know what she wanted you for?" I'm afraid to ask now. She says "SHE SHIT ON PATIO AND WANTED YOU TO HOSE IT OFF INTO THE GRASS! SHE SAID SHE WAS LETTING THE DOG OUT AND IT JUST FELL OUT OF HER! AND IT WASN'T A LITTLE TURD, IT WAS A BIG PILE OF SHIT! HOW DOES A PILE OF SHIT THAT BIG 'FALL OUT OF YOU'?"

My wife, being the kind person she is cleaned it up. She didn't want to hose it into the grass because it was 20 feet from our house so she got a bag and scooped it up with a shovel. And then the neighbor had the balls to ask my wife to put a pot pie in the oven for her. No embarrassment, no "I'm sorry you had to do that", no remorse. Just make me a pot pie.

What the inside looks like is a whole other story, and if shitting on the patio sounds bad, ask me about the inside.
 
Green Squall

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WelderDan said:
OK, time to bring out the heavy artillery.

My neighbor is a piece of work. Her health is bad, and she is extremely selfish and and lazy. She literally wants every one to wait on her since her spouse died. Apparently, her spouse waited on her hand and foot. And her spouse was a hoarder. The house is disgusting, but that's another, even nastier story.

The phone rings a couple weeks ago and I see on the caller ID it's my neighbor. I don't answer because I'm done with the entire situation. She calls again, and wants me to call her back. And 5 minutes later she calls again.

My wife walks in and sees the answering machine blinking. "Who called?" So I say the neighbor, and she asks what she wanted. I dunno, and I don't care I say. So my wife walks over to see what she wants. She's gone about 10 minutes, and when she comes back she's obviously upset. I ask what she wanted and my wife just says "I don't want to talk about it", and went to take a shower.

So when she's out of the shower I ask what happened. She's struggling with whatever it was and she ain't happy. Finally she says "You want to know what she wanted you for?" I'm afraid to ask now. She says "SHE SHIT ON PATIO AND WANTED YOU TO HOSE IT OFF INTO THE GRASS! SHE SAID SHE WAS LETTING THE DOG OUT AND IT JUST FELL OUT OF HER! AND IT WASN'T A LITTLE TURD, IT WAS A BIG PILE OF SHIT! HOW DOES A PILE OF SHIT THAT BIG 'FALL OUT OF YOU'?"

My wife, being the kind person she is cleaned it up. She didn't want to hose it into the grass because it was 20 feet from our house so she got a bag and scooped it up with a shovel. And then the neighbor had the balls to ask my wife to put a pot pie in the oven for her. No embarrassment, no "I'm sorry you had to do that", no remorse. Just make me a pot pie.

What the inside looks like is a whole other story, and if shitting on the patio sounds bad, ask me about the inside.
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How old is she? It sounds like that situation is going to go downhill fast and get worse. Don't be surprised if you see social services show up. Is she even able to take care of the dog?

I'm all for helping out neighbors in need but there is a line....and I think hosing human shit off the deck is it...
 
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Jellyfish said:
I've seen a million people pick their nose while driving. It's like they think they're invisible.

Here's a gross story. When I was living in South Carolina, working at a big chain restaurant like Chili's or Applebee's let's say, doesn't matter. Anyway, I had a late lunch table that consisted of a mom, her baby in her arms, and the grandma. They were very nice people, seemed very clean and civilized.
But when I was doing my side work later, I discovered that they had left a loaded disposable diaper jammed under the seat cushions of their booth. Seriously, they left a bag of shit at their table in a restaurant. For me, their waiter, to throw away, apparently.
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I made allot of people pick up there nose off the street in my time as well as there Teeth something about seeing blood even gets me more horned up in fucking up a person tasting there blood puts me over the edge of really fucking them up but good

For real i do not think i am sick they deserved it
 
Green Squall

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Slipnot said:
I made allot of people pick up there nose off the street in my time as well as there Teeth something about seeing blood even gets me more horned up in fucking up a person tasting there blood puts me over the edge of really fucking them up but good

For real i do not think i am sick they deserved it
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I love a good blood sausage. It reminds me of river stones or a penny. Coppery goodness!
 
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