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Parents Cant name child "4real"

Source: http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/06/21/name.child.ap/index.html

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- New Zealand authorities have blocked a couple's bid to officially name their new son "4real," saying numerals are not allowed.

Pat and Sheena Wheaton said they decided to name their new baby "4real" shortly after having an ultrasound and being struck by the reality of his impending arrival.

"For most of us, when we try to figure out what our names mean, we have to look it up in a babies book and ... there's no direct link between the meaning and the name," Pat Wheaton told TV One on Wednesday. "With this name, everyone knows what it means."

But when the parents filed the name with New Zealand's Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages, they were told names beginning with a number were against the rules.

The government office has opened negotiations with the parents about the name under a policy that says all unusual names must be given case-by-case consideration.

"The name has not at this stage been rejected," Registrar-General Brian Clarke said in a statement Thursday. "We are currently in discussions with the parents ... to clarify the situation."

Clarke said the rules are designed to prevent names that are "likely to cause offense to a reasonable person." Satan and Adolf Hitler were proposed names that have been declined, he said.

If no compromise has been reached by July 9, the baby will be registered as "real," officials say.

New Zealand law requires all children born in the South Pacific nation to be registered with the Births, Deaths and Marriages registry within two months of birth.
 

vavwl

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Most countries have a list of acceptable names. You can't just name your kid anything you want. its strange but true.
 
B

Boxy Brown

If I ever have a kid (probably wont thanks to the vasectomy) id name it "broken condom"
 

Tarkus

Mother Nature's Son
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Why can't they name the child Fourreal instead?? Hell, For real, that makes the most sense.
Would George Costanza have a problem?? He wanted to name his kid Seven, not the numeral but spelled out. Good name, but I am sure there would be a problem with it. I have always wondered about this type of thing though, because I thought a good name would be ? or ! or some other wacky punctuation. "Hi my name is semicolon, it is spelled ;"

Why can't we have names like that?? Certainly better than classic names like Lemonjello (Luh-mon-juh-lo), Orangejello (or-on-juh-lo) and Shitead (shi-teed).
 

hydroclops

You can pick you friends and you can pick your nos
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4real is just as stupid as naming your kid, dweezle or moon unit
 
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Space Ghost

Tarkus said:
Certainly better than classic names like Lemonjello (Luh-mon-juh-lo), Orangejello (or-on-juh-lo) and Shitead (shi-teed).

I actually know two brothers named lemonjello and orangejello and a girl in my high school was named shithead, there was also a cathead there too...

but the shithead I knew pronounced her name shi-thade
 
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NOKUY

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ive seen much stranger names, in my HS there was a girl name "Treasure mountain"...and her brother is "rocky mountain"

one of my best friends name is "stoney" ..real name (maybe not such a strange one)

I knew a kid in elementary school named "tits"

also know a guy named "Red Ferrari" (real name too)

i dont think it matters what u name a kid...if they don't like it they can change it...if they get picked on for it ...it only makes them stronger (usually)
 

Tarkus

Mother Nature's Son
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NOKUY said:
if they get picked on for it ...it only makes them stronger (usually)

The story of a boy named Sue.
I knew two sisters named Mercedes and Porsche, man were they spoiled.

What about naming your kid Doctor, or professor. Professor Johnson.
 

- ezra -

.strangelove.
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Hydrofome420 said:
4real is just as stupid as naming your kid, dweezle or moon unit
^^^ haha, "dweezle" and "moon unit" are good names for sure.

how about naming your kid "shizznit" or "dope rhymz"

I can imaging the kid transposing the name 4real onto his personality. I picture this baggy gangsta style dude with a fat gold medallion. It is difficult to see little 4real growing up to be an accountant, or a lawyer or something like that.
 
In the book Freakanomics, there was a story about parents that named there sons winner and loser.

Winner became a standard piece of shit criminal with a conviction list longer than my arm.

Loser became a well respected member of his local community.

I still don't understand why parents would do something like that to their kid.

This reminds me of that saying "you need a license to drive a car, but any asshole can become a parent"
 
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EZRA, evidently "HYDROFOME" does'nt realize that Frank Zappa was a genius..!
What it boil's down to is Censorship, people are being prosecuted for growing a plant..! What about the boy named "Sue"...(Johnny Cash) If it does'nt kill you it only make's you tougher. My Dad wanted to name me Oscar Aloitious... there are alot worse thing's in ths world, than this....!
 

hydroclops

You can pick you friends and you can pick your nos
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I do relize that zappa is a genius, and I am not trying to incite anything in this thread.

It just my personel opinon that it is a stupid name, and no way dimishes the the man or his work.

Stay safe and high all.
 
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