Oxymorons and Puns

[Cannabis Critically]

Extra credit for oxymorons that are puns!


Easy Life

 

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Bad Dog

 

[Frosty Nuggets]

Sovereign Citizen, a sovereign is free and above all rule, a citizen is a slave to the state, you cannot be both.

 

[pop_rocks]

these are thai prawns: jumbo shrimp

 

[revegeta]

Hydroponic weed

 

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Corporate Charity

 

[Cannabis Critically]

I don’t trust stairs…they’re always up to something

 

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Remastered Original

 

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Dry Shampoo

 

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Popular Opinion

 

[revegeta]

Some of those would make for a decent band name.

 

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Original Copy

 

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Desert Oasis

 

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Icy hot

 

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anecdotal evidence