Online Dating

[Nikijad4210]

Lmfao

Oh man, I don't mean to be harsh, just honest. If someone had sent me something like that, I wouldn't respond out of pure loss of respect & being creeped out.

And I'd forward it to a few folks

 

[VictoryGardener]

hahahaha!!!! LMAO!!! wow... that's precious

 

[VictoryGardener]

that sent me into a laugh+coughing fit!! I am going to have to show this to a few people, too!

 

[VictoryGardener]

you can get free balloons at Harris Teeter

 

[sugabear_II]

that's too friggin funny - pop my balloon baby! yeah baby here it comes - oh - oh - oh - it's gonna burst - oh oh POP

anyways...

I actually met my wife through an online dating service... I admire your honesty - it's all about that for sure..

I remember this one date I went on - this girl was like "you smoke pot?" and I was like "yes" and then she was like "you're going to stop that, right?" .... well she didn't get a call back - even though she did "pop my balloon"

-suga

 

[J0sh1]

Whatever happened to good ole fashioned meeting girls in real life instead of going to a internet meat market? And Im not talking about meeting the row of alcoholic cock teases shopaholics bitches that can't get their asses out of clubs/bars/malls.

The best places to meet decent women IMO are good vibes places. Park's, museums, artistic events, poetry readings, libraries.

Join a Yoga or Tai Chi class, start running laps in place there is a track and you will meet women.

I have never had the need to go to the internet for women, something is just not right about internet dating IMO.

 

[bergerbuddy]

Yes, it's suppose to be funny, and yes it is true and yes the balloon photo was included. I'll post her reply if she sends one.

Forfingoz

Don't worry bro... She WON'T reply... see Karmgirls post!!

ROTFFLMFAO

BB

 

[Guest]

The best place to meet alot of women is in places where there are high percentages of them. Thats why I like to go into girl's bathrooms. Problem is I never have any success. But I chalk that up to my bad conversation skills. I'm still learning. Life is a journey. A lesson.

 

[ItsGrowTime]

You could try changing rooms at the local department store too. Might have better luck and you dont have to wash your hands.

 

[Guest]

But in all seriousness, i agree with Josh. I have actually met a lot of girls volunteering. Thats a good vibe thing.

I actually, for the first time, started talking to some girl on Myspace about a month ago. I setup an account, thinking maybe out of the hundreds of millions of people on it, someone would message me. She has been the only one to message me (other than porn spam) and so far she is actually really cool. I guess i'd say the experiment is working out. Still haven't seen a pic yet. I know. I know. But I have high hopes cuz her Zwinky profile thing makes her look hot. Ha.

 

[bartender187]

your hilarous FF,

 

[old dude]

Yea, i tried that, and i'm a good size fellow..This chick was to big to put in my truck bed, and on top of that had dentures......TRUE DEAL, and i will never ever do anything like that again.....


the other part is run like the devil

 

[Guest]

This is the funniest thread thats been here in a while You seem like you would be a stalker bro!

 

[Guest]

You need to start playing songs like this by Laz D, the first down syndrome rapper:

http://www.collegedowntime.com/media/movies.php?id=6867