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online dating?? anyone ever had a good outcome??

DarthFader1

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Man Storm Shadow might be a worse troll than me, i always see the same antagonistic posts from him. Sorry we all suck at life so bad in your eyes storm, i will try better to live up to your bad ass alpha males status in the future yo
 

stoned-trout

if it smells like fish
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trolls go away if you ignore them....does female Viagra really work ..I hope it don't make it bigger ....yeehaw...if it pops out a few inches I am gone
 

blastfrompast

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LOL Dating in WINNIPEG. Granted we have more than our share of hot girls..but leave some for the locals :)

I'm off the market, but I have numerous friends who's only hope is single lonely cribbage players :)

Gotta love how our laws are tho....I'm person non gratis in USA LOL




I had an online dating experience, not from a dating site though, it was someone I'd met while playing cribbage @ the old MSN free gaming site. We'd played as opponents and as partners in the daily tournaments the moderators there would schedule and then sometimes in open rooms for fun; tournaments altered your players tally, free play in open rooms did not.

anyways :)


I was in NY and she was in Winnipeg, not too far from my Minnesota home. She was currently a teacher and former Olympic swimmer who claimed to have stolen her team bus while drunk and taking it for a joy ride through the Olympic village. I didn't doubt her for a minute, when we'd chat on the phone she sounded like a crazy twenty two year old chick.


I'm a persona non grata in Canada so we met here taking our friendship/relationship to the next level, it really didn't take me long to figure out that they don't get any less crazy with age. Breaking it off with a crazy person is d' woist! which is too bad because the sex is usually the best.

she still drank, I didn't. I smoked weed, she didn't. she was country music & I'm vintage rock/jazz/blues, she was a vegetarian (eating fish occasionally) and I'm a meat n' potatoes kinda guy. We never stood a chance of having or building a durable relationship.......


 

Midwest sticky

Resident Smartass & midget connoisseur
^^lol it's amazing how many of us are persona non grata round the world. As far as online datin.. Great way to meet crazy chicks but never had any long term luck
 

HempKat

Just A Simple Old Dirt Farmer
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I've never had a squirter. Gushers, but no squirting like in the movies

Keep in mind things get exaggerated in the movies. I've heard it said more then once that if an actor is working with a depleted load they'll squirt a couple of shots of a creamy hand lotion from off camera. :nono:
 

stoned-trout

if it smells like fish
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sounds like experience talkin.....just sayin..... I had a casual thing with a woman who liked that stuff..on her face and chest...hey I don't really care where it goes ...long as it don't make another kid....yeehaw
 

Former Guest

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no kids! I hear they're expensive and ungrateful. :D and I'm a wuss and don't want to give birth.

yes that could be from experience....just don't be boring :D mix it up.
 

Therealzemi

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Ive met my girlfriend online. Not on a dating site, but through a couple of support groups on facebook. Just started with a long friendship. But then turned to way more over time. She is here on ICMAG too :p

Done my fair share of dating sites in the past though. All i ever got out of it, was one night stands and the chance to spend a lot of money....lol :p
 

justpassnthru

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Hey stoned trout, nice to hear you are ready to get back in the 'pool.' Maybe you should start a thead of who is available and what your requirements are, might make it easier for both of you.

Good luck...if the weather gets any better, I might be tempted to come and catch a fish or two. Hope you find what you are looking for! Maybe visit a hyrdro store frequently or some pot shops, bound to meet someone. Don't bring any more of those kids around and leave your acct here open, a ban is a ban.

Did you stop 'mingling' with the locals there? That is a good way to meet people and statistics show that people tend to do better when their friends 'hook' them up, anyway.

Smoke with a bear yet? I think that would be my priority, once a bear blows smoke in your face...you might be ready for a regular date. Hope you find what you think you need in your life and no drama. :biggrin: jpt
 

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