omfg

[cid420]

just caught a cricket trying to eat the top off my plant , hope his last meal was good

 

[MynameStitch]

lol cricket eating a plant?musta been a field cricket
was it black? or brown
how you kill it

if you had a petthat ate insects i woulda grabed it and fed it to my pet
hey its one meal you dont gotta pay for lol

 

[cid420]

it was green red yellow it chewed though 2 leaf befor i saw it no clue how it got in cause way to big fit though door maybe grasshopper too not expert on that kinda random pest, i wanna get some praymantis to guard my plants from boggeee's

 

[cid420]

and yeah i grabbed it off top of plant , ripped it's legs off .... then cut right down the middle with razor blade , thew it in freezer for 10 minutes ... then lite it on fire befor releashing it back to the wilds<=====o~^

 

[MynameStitch]

son of a bitch...... dont let cid be president of a commy country!!!! soon hell probably end up hanging you men by your weenies if you break the law!!

 

[imnotcrazy]

^^^^^ or by the balls

 

[whiskeyriot]

i wish i had cockroaches in my house that would party with me, like in joes apartment

 

[imnotcrazy]

parting cockroaches would be cool as long as they didn't smoke my stash while I wasn't around.

 

[Guest]

imnotcrazy: you know they would smoke you stash...cockroaches have no shame!!!

 

[Verite]

Crickets arent known to be plant foragers, their feeding habits are more scavenger like. It was probably a grasshopper of sorts.

 

[stretchpuppy]

crickets have feelings, and possibly grasshoppers too. :[

 

[Verite]

The last cricket with feelings I heard about just sat idle while letting a wooden boy become a jackass.