Old Pink and Gypsy Nirvana Strip Searched by French Customs!!

[Gypsy Nirvana]

....Yes we had to bare all to French Customs......and it was all Old Pink's fault for attempting to smuggle 3-4 gramms of Afghani Hash thru Calais en-route thru the Channel Tunnel to Dover!!....lol!

....I must say now that I feel humiliated after baring all to these French Customs men.....more info as soon as we stop laughing and rejoicing over the fact that we are still free....

 

[Sleepy]

oh man...

 

[Dutchgrown]

Oh sweetie....you had to let it all hang out for those guys!!!!!
No wonder you were late getting home.

But...I bet they liked what they saw? I know I sure do! LOL

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

dg

 

[BushyOldGrower]

So you had to show your old pinks and get butt checked! ??

Glad the frenchies didnt draw and quarter you.

Oldpink is gonna get it...

 

[Guest]

Glad to hear your still free!! I usually charge people for a show like that.......

 

[Dutchgrown]

Ahhh, the plot thickens...as I hear more about this...they are here toking and
laughing....now I hear Gypsy and OP have been bonded through this
experience....LMAO...I guess when you have to bare all in front of each
other....well, must be why they are laughing so hard now.

dg

 

[Bigmone357]

Lmao @ DG

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

.....it was the first time I had made this journey with Old Pink.....I had made the trip many times before on my usual seed-run from Amsterdam to London.......To be fair Old Pink had asked me if it was O.K. to bring just a little personnal hashish along with him.....and I suggested that he smuggle it thru inside his cheek...(inside his mouth)....so that if we did get pulled by the customs then he could just swallow the hash and still catch a buzz at the same time as evading prosecution....

*no D.G. the French Customs guys made us strip seperately.......

 

[Guest]

I know, very irreverent, but I couldn't resist!

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

...Yeah......was a very hot day today weather-wise we flew thru Holland and Belgium in the Jag after dropping off my daughter near Arnhem at her Mothers place....it was 30-32 Celcius outside but nice and cool in the car at 17 Celcius with the air-con blowers at full-Max.......The Jag was rocking the fast lane as usual after her recent 70,000 mile service as we listened to Belgium music on a Belgium radio station.....man did it suck ass!.....like most of the rest of Belgium that I have ever seen......but the roads were good.....and the car gripped like a 2 ton cat should grip!....Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Dutchgrown]

LMAO @ xx blue ..... Yep....bend over and spread 'em

dg

 

[BushyOldGrower]

So, if the hash was in his mouth why didn't oldpink swallow the chunk? Did they make him spit it out or what happened?

Now I see that it wasn't "all oldpink's fault" however Gypsy...you were a co conspirator!!!

 

[Guest]

Found in luggage:


Then it was....

GN>

OP >

OP > <Customs Man

The Escape!

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

......In my luggage there was a whole bunch of seeds from many known breeders......I had a bunch of Dutch Passion Feminised......Quite alot of Sagarmatha stock.....some Sensi Seeds.......and a box full of Nirvana packs and two varieties from Serious Seeds, some AK47 and some White Russian......I was determined to get them thru Belgium a.s.a.p......since earlier in the year the Belgium Police/ customs had managed to catch up with me as I slowed down for a gas station and steal 5000 euro's worth of various breeders stock from me....

....so I was not stopping for no-one......cops.....customs.......gangsters nor terrorists!

 

[BushyOldGrower]

Good Lordy!


Lol.................................

 

[Dutchgrown]

Has anyone tried to make out the accent of an excitedly laughing Scottsman?

LMAO I keep having to say to OP...'sorry'...'excuse me'....'repeat please'?

To my American ear...it's a thicccck accent!

I've been around OP before, but when he get's excited...can't understand a word!

LOL
:friends:
dg

p.s. hey, OP....pass that hash joint over will ya?

 

[BushyOldGrower]

I can't even understand oldpink when he's calm. It sounds like Pink Floyd to me. You know the part I mean. BOG

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

....My son was along for the ride because he has just finished school and wanted to see some of his Dad's life.........on his gap year before college......He loves Rock and Roll so we cranked the volume up on the U2 album and flew at 250 kph in sixth gear turning 4800 revs.....past Gent towards Ostend.....overtaking everything in sight.........If there was a cop out there somewhere ....we would have passed him before he knew what was happening and the French border was faaast aproaching........as I jammed on the brembo brakes for a Polish trucker....

 

[gwfh1974]

So glad to hear that GN and OP are ok!
Stay Safe You Two!!!

 

[Guest]

Sorry if its off topic but man Gypsy your an awesome dad!! LoL once again glad you all made it safe!!