Ok, which one of you stoners left your 3 ton package of medicine on the off ramp?

[ogrefugee]

ONTARIO - A small fortune was up for grabs Wednesday, and thousands of people left it sitting by the side of the road.

Countless cars and trucks drove past a large rental truck on an Interstate 10 off-ramp that police found abandoned with more than three tons of marijuana inside.

The pot has a street value of about $20million, police said.

California Highway Patrol Sgt. Telfinues Preszler Jr. said a CHP officer from the Rancho Cucamonga station saw the truck partially blocking the Milliken Avenue off-ramp of westbound I-10 at roughly 9 p.m. Wednesday.

The officer smelled "a strong odor of marijuana," and a police dog named Jasper was called to the scene.

"To my understanding, there are no suspects," Preszler said. "There has been no follow-up and no leads of any kind at this moment."

CHP Officer Sean Cooper said he did not know what company the rental truck was from.

The San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department later took possession of the marijuana.

"It's being stored in a secure facility off-site," said sheriff's spokeswoman Cindy Beavers.

Only investigators or people processing evidence were allowed in to see the drug cache, she said.

Beavers described the amount of marijuana found as "a very extreme case."

 

[Speeding Mullet]

Its being stored in a secure facility offsite

My lungs!

Thats pretty crazy though, must have got a scare and run off. It will probably be traceable don't you think?
SM

 

[cooked cook]

OH SHIT!

OH SHIT!

cook looks at calendar.....looks at empty liquor bottles on table.....looks at truck rental receipt.......pieces it all together..... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DAMN! Not only was that truck supposed to be returned to Budget rentals, I lost the cargo encased therein. Oh boy, are some people gonna be mad.
Last time I EVER Stop for happy hour in the middle of a road trip!
stupid...Stupid....STUPID!!!!

 

[Speeding Mullet]

Lol cc, I just hope your not serious, as this joint has impared my judgement of wit.

Unfortunately I can now only give you 3 tonnes of carbon emissions. Shall I just plant some trees to offset this?

SM

 

[cooked cook]

LOL fortunately not serious. I rarely am.hehehe
Nope, If I was gonna park my load o grass and get hammered, I'd at least get it legally parked. hehehe

No, I'm convinced the future of smuggling is in RC vehicles. Small UAVs in the air, ....i can see small remote subs sailing under the Detroit River bringing in pounds of hash from Ontario....maybe RC off-road vehicles with cameras and GPS rollin over the boarder way the hell out in Wyoming....hmmmmm..

cc

 

[Speeding Mullet]

Wanna go halves on this cooked cook?
http://www.ussubs.com/submarines/phoenix_1000.php3
Now I understand the point of being filthy rich!

SM

 

[JJDubz]

Although I do enjoy your idea Cook - Those devices can be seen on enemy radar...I believe the future is in trainning bears to carry packs across for you in camoflauged containers! Just give them honey as their reward and your set!!! Eventually after the bears have shown how easy it is, then we get the hawks and eagels to come and air deliver pakcages, thats for the faster air express package, of course.

 

[cooked cook]

Although I do enjoy your idea Cook - Those devices can be seen on enemy radar...I believe the future is in trainning bears to carry packs across for you in camoflauged containers! Just give them honey as their reward and your set!!! Eventually after the bears have shown how easy it is, then we get the hawks and eagels to come and air deliver pakcages, thats for the faster air express package, of course.

Ah yeah, I was just thinking "make it so no human gets caught with it" ...but I like your idea better!




NEWS FLASH! National park services, and border patrol agencies have been put on high alert, as trained bears with pic-a-nic baskets full of "goodies" have been crossing the border at an alrming rate.
The bears in question all appear to be part of the infamous JJDubz gang.
They are trained to smuggle hash in exchange for a tasty reward of honey, sandwiches, and the occasional slice of chocolate cake.
Here we see 2 images captured by border patrol camera. The first shows a bear smuggling on foot...


the second shows some particularly inventive bears smuggling by air:





The large one was heard saying " hey hey boo-boo...when we get to the other side...we'll be stoned-er than the average bear!"

 

[Speeding Mullet]

^^^^
That really reminds me of a farside cartoon, I'll try and dig it out.

SM

 

[JJDubz]

Hahahaha, you actually made me LOL with that one CC - Great stuff.

-JJ

 

[Uncle Jesse]

I thaught you put gas in the tank........no i thaught you put the gas in........aaaahhhh
shit.

Rental truck $200
3 TON of smoke Probly not 20 million but alot just the same.

Enuff Gas to get where your going : Priceless

Not getting caught with 3 ton of smoke even more priceless !

 

[NserUame]

My question is, if the truck wasn't stolen...how are there no suspects. I worked at a car rental place once, I know they have the guys name, address, credit card #, etc.

 

[Pops]

Actually, Uncle Jessee, three tons of smoke is over $20 million. First time the cops and press have gotten it right. three tons is 6,000 pounds times $3600 a pound to a dispensary = $21,600,000. If you sell it at $240/oz. =$23,040,000. At $50/eighth=$38,400,000.

Chances are,though, that it was Mexi brickweed. 6,000lb times $150=$900,000.

 

[Uncle Jesse]

Thats what i was figuring pops ------>Brick

320----400 oz around these parts for good no breaks.

At least thats what i hear.

 

[DimeBag65]

i like the idea up wakin up next to a bottle goin damn we fucked up... i told you we werent gonna make it on empty but your drunk ass forgot to stop at the last gas station for 100 miles! kinda got a kick outa this thread heh, figured id bring it back up.

 

[Guest]

cook looks at calendar.....looks at empty liquor bottles on table.....looks at truck rental receipt.......pieces it all together..... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DAMN! Not only was that truck supposed to be returned to Budget rentals, I lost the cargo encased therein. Oh boy, are some people gonna be mad.
Last time I EVER Stop for happy hour in the middle of a road trip!
stupid...Stupid....STUPID!!!!

Cook, I tried to call you that day!
"Yeah, one more lap dance. I'll be on my way in 15min"
Yeah right. I'm sending you the bill for this, again!


Seriously, who can be so f'n stupid.

 

[NiteTiger]

Seriously, who can be so f'n stupid.

Dunno, but I'm sure they'll be showing up in a river somewhere soon :wink:

 

[Hoam Groan]

....i can see small remote subs sailing under the Detroit River bringing in pounds of hash from Ontario....
cc

I used to live in Maine, and I heard from a friend who lived in Calais that there was a section of river narrow enough that they could shoot stuff across from Canada in these homemade cannons, apparently not much more than a OZ though. But yeah that sub idea would definetely work well if you had a nice little secret port to dock it in.