NOT AN APRIL FOOL - Free Doughnuts

[Al Botross]

Krispy Kreme Is Giving Free Doughnuts Today and It's No April Fools' Joke
It’s having a hard time convincing people, though.

On an April Fools’ Day filled with many pranks by brands and companies, one of the most delicious offerings is no joke.

Krispy Kreme KKD 2.31% is giving away free doughnuts at participating stores on Friday in celebration of “The Doughnut Harvest,” an ancient festival where farmers pluck doughnuts from plants after years of careful growing and tending to. (This part may not be real.)

Given that today is a day of jokes, many fans were unconvinced about the deal, and Krispy Kreme has spent most of today promising that a free doughnut should not leave people glazed over with skepticism.

http://fortune.com/2016/04/01/krispy-kreme-free-donuts/

 

[St. Phatty]

in surfing, a 'doughnut' is a wipe-out ... those are almost free

 

[armedoldhippy]

free doughnuts? do they deliver? i guess that is hoping for a bit too much, huh... hey, nothin' wrong with being an optimist so long as you realize that cars aint gonna stop for you...

 

[MJPassion]

Shit...

Every time I ever went to a Krispy Kreme I got a free donught just for standing in line!

 

[amanda88]

Doughnuts:
Not to be confused with ...

is a maneuver performed while driving a vehicle. Performing this maneuver entails rotating the rear or front of the vehicle around the opposite set of wheels in a continuous motion, creating (ideally) a circular skid-mark pattern of rubber on a roadway and possibly even causing the tires to emit smoke from friction
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doughnut_(driving)

far better for your health ....lol lol and fun!

 

[birdman_]

Donut HunGRy NoW..



...jus'Kiddin' ... LOL

NoTHin' a Nice Cup o' Tea wonT Sort Out!