NFL 2019-2020

[buzzmobile]

Hey Buzz, that concoction of organic custom mix would make a wonderful tea one would hope the BO nutrilises the unicorn turd

I forgot to mention that @Bababooey sent me a vial of his "fuzzy balls sweat drippings". It took the harshness off the unicorn turd. Smelled a lot like sour possum vomit. Mouth breathers delight!

No trees come down due to the storm that you could delimb.. I recall you hacking that last tree, must begone to ashes unless your curing it..

No trees have fallen, but there have been some large limbs come down from the pecan trees. I cut those into chunks and stack them on the wood pile. I use the unseasoned chunks as all nighters in the stove to maintain a slow burn on a bed of coals. A couple dry pieces on the coals and open the damper and it gets warm and cozy in the living room.

Any of you guys go to watch your teams play live?

I went to a lot of Florida State games in the 90s - 20teens when the Seminoles were a national power team. We had a grassy island spot in the stadium parking lot that we called The Grassy Nole. yuk yuk. Lots of food, beer, liquor and a little wine before kickoff was the order of the day. Noon kickoffs featured breakfast foods because we secured our spot at 8A. Night games were fun but the tearing down and packing up finished in the wee morning hours. We had much great fun.

shhhhhh @buzzmobile is sleeping

LOL! Noon games are in my awake zone. I watched and rooted for the Lizards. I did not want @D. B. Doober to celebrate a Dart thrower and cowbells.

Major victory!

Bobby Bowden Field may get swampy this Saturday.

 

[Bababooey]

College football can be confusing, there's a few divisions, I, II and III. Division I is divided between FBS (football bowl subdivision) and FCS (football championship subdivision). FCS are the lower tier of Div I, used to be called I-AA; they have a true playoff. FBS are the big, popular teams, like FL and Ole Miss that you watched yesterday, as long as you finish 6-6 or better at the end of the season you'll make a bowl game. And some of the bowl games are associated with the CFP, college football playoff, which used to be a 4 team playoff but this year is expanded to 12 teams (top 4 seeds have byes). The CFP has only been around for 10 years or so, before it was kind of frustrating, the national champion would have to be the #1 and #2 teams playing in a bowl game, and you'd have some controversy if there were 3 undefeated teams at season's end, or one undefeated team and several 1 loss teams, etc, so there'd be a 3rd team that feels left out. Last year was also controversial as FL State finished 13-0 and got left out of the playoff in favor of two 1 loss teams, Alabama and Texas, mostly because their QB was injured and the offense didnt look great their last 2 games.

I havent seen anything about a lawsuit about the fight being fixed, Hawk, but i think people are suing netflix because of the streaming issues they had during the fight.

The Gators have now won 2 straight vs ranked teams, theyre a different club with DJ lagway at QB. He's been in and out of games with injuries, but when he's playing theyre winning. Their head coach, Napier, owes him his job, really, he was on the hot seat earlier.

Watching the bears game now, Hawk, i think they'll be alright, i got Bears +3.5, caleb's scrambling more and that's helping move the chains. I got caleb over 23 rush yards as well.

I resemble that remark, Buzz! Ill have you know my ball sweat smells like strawberries. At least that's what i tell myself when im standing over the toilet, trying not to gag at the smell of my own piss and genitals.

Question: where do you buy your coal from? Dont tell me you drive to west virginia once a year...

 

[pop_rocks]

ahhhh the sweet smell of @Bababooey balls , how i miss the good old days
/i waited for you behind the dumpsters late into the night , until the sun came up, but you never showed ; the sunrise was beautiful
i think the stink with netflix is more about streaming and how a lot of people were not about to watch the fight because the servers were overloaded
im not a fan of what im seeing from this laghead kid, his throws are kind of wobbly and im not seeing that sharp passing you find in top tier qbs, but the defense looked good
its going to be on this weekend and i will have to make room for you @buzzmobile on the couch for this one! lets hope @superx is there too and we can turn it into a party
so far in the early games the fins are making waves and the bucs are bucking!
i think jax might have a bye week so this could be a win win win win for the fla teams
im waiting for the snf game with the eagles v the rams! and hope la can unleash the sooper cooper pooker combo, plus we will need to D up biggly and stop the tush push

 

[Bababooey]

Ive been working the highway rest stops lately, not the dumpsters, Pop. It's the lot lizard life for me.

I confess, i only caught glimpses of that game, according to the box score Lagway had 180 yds on 10/17 passing, while Dart had 323 yds on 41 attempts. Honestly, Ole Miss should have won this game except for their red zone trouble (two turnovers on downs, missed FG) and numerous drops. Im not sure how much worse the other Florida QBs are but Lagway gives them a chance at least. He may not be pro QB material but you could say that of a lot of winning college QBs.

Bucs and Dolphins both covered easily vs the giants and patriots. Patriots D is fading badly, looks like that rams game last week wasnt a fluke. Giants waived daniel jones, i think their fans are relieved to move on finally after 6 years of mostly bad QB play.

Bears covered the +3.5 spread vs the vikings, actually made some amazing plays near the end of regulation to tie it up but predictably lost in OT (a bad sack taken by Caleb forced a punt, Bears D played prevent on the ensuing possession and gave up a short FG for the loss). It's 6 losses in a row now, Hawk. I guess you should drink 'em if you got 'em. I picked the wrong week to stop drinking myself...

 

[buzzmobile]

Cowboys Commanders had a wild wild 4th quarter.

Question: where do you buy your coal from?

Ummmmmm.......... from Kohl's?
Where did that come from, @Bababooey ? That question had a slight scent of strawberries and piss.

 

[pop_rocks]

its the road life eh? ive been enjoying my time being home but might have to take a trip here for the christmas holidays
i saw how your bears only lost by 3, covering the spread; i guess thats almost as good as a win for bears fans
so it looks like the hawks are going to knock off the desert red birds and frisco is losing to gb, all we need is the rams score and ...
well the nfc.w will still be mired in mediocrity
whats this about not drinking this week, are you just taking the week off or is this the life style change thats going to turn your shit around?

@buzzmobile , i actually lold

 

[shithawk420]

i didnt see the game. its so dark here i cant tell if its AM or PM but i guess it went into OT. surprised the bears didnt get their asses whooped. and your right baba. only thing Caleb can do is run the ball.he cant throw the ball for shit.they need to put the Bagel in. dont they play the Lions next? bears wont win another game for the rest of the season. i did see the Fudgepackers beat the shit out of the San Fran Sissies. its gonna be an interesting division this season. my money is on the Lions

drank a bottle of cabernet and like 15 beers yesterday. got about 12 left.its therapy i guess.spilt some old beer on my carpet. i gotta buy or rent a decent vacuum and then shampoo my whole house. easier said than done when you can barely move.fuck my life sucks. guess it could be always worse

 

[buzzmobile]

@buzzmobile , i actually lold

 

[Bababooey]

Oh, I thought when you laid chunks of wood on top of coal you meant actual coal (black rock mined from the ground), not charcoal left over from burning wood. Hehe never mind, carry on. This is why i shouldnt get high and post.

I think Big Sur is taking his camper van from CO to WA state, passing through utah and oregon. Looks like a fun trip if the weather isnt too cold and he doesnt run into any snow.
When do u think u might hit the road, Pop? A week or 2 before christmas? You planning on spending the holidays on the road?
I just drank the last of my liquor, started up when football started up, bought more throughout the season, but getting tired of it. It's better for my health if i take a break, but with the holidays coming up who knows?

Bears had another FG blocked earlier in the game, otherwise they might have come out with a win. I think the long snapper or some blocker in the middle is getting bull rushed every time and the bears arent compensating for that, it's 2 games in a row theyve had a blocked FG. Knowing this lame ass coaching staff, theyll let it happen again, i wonder if there's a bet on that...

Caleb threw for 340yds and 2 tds, no ints yesterday, Hawk. He took a bad sack in OT that forced a punt. But they have a new Off coordinator so i expect caleb to continue to put up decent #s. Who knows, they might even make the lions game on thanksgiving interesting.

Rams got ran all over by saquon, who put up an eagles team record 255 rushing yds and had two 70 yd TD runs in the 2nd half. The FSU rookies did well tho, verse had 7 tackles and fiske had 4 tackles and a sack. Stafford had a decent game (250yds 2tds) and puka has 100yds and kupp had a td but they lost the rushing battle 300yds to 100yds, that was the game right there. Saquon might break the single season rushing record if he keeps it up.

 

[pop_rocks]

@Bababooey
yeah i watched qwon run wild all over the rams defense add in aj.brown snatching balls out of the sky and the rams just could not keep up
the pooker was on point and d.rob had a few grabs too
k.williams did an ok job on the ground but overall the rams were just over matched by phi it seemed
the indian school kids did have a great game and are looking better ever week, so this gives us something to build on for next season but we still have some football to go
so the nfc.w teams are 6-5/6-5/5-6/5-6 ; ill let you fill in the blanks
mediocre!
/i think the division winner will be decided by a game of paper /rock/ scissor
if @bigsur51 is going co to wa he is most likely taking the 40 at some point, but there might be a more northerly route he could take depending on where he likes to drive
this time of year im riding the 10 east and would cut through new mexico to get up north to the 40/ old 66
but im trying to avoid too much cold
im not sure about my plans for the holidays yet, but might be driving east to visit family
i woould not spend the holidays on the road but i would take my time coming home and stop off and check out a few places on my way back

tonight is @buzzmobile booger eater bowl game with the brothers harbaugh going knuckle deep
both teams are actually cromulent and this is a match up of two great qb
chrgers d has been playing up and herbert is embiggening his new receivers with his sweet dreamy goodness
but i might just lean towards the booger more ravens and mv3

 

[bigsur51]

@Bababooey
yeah i watched qwon run wild all over the rams defense add in aj.brown snatching balls out of the sky and the rams just could not keep up
the pooer was on point and d.rob had a few grabs too
k.williams did an ok job on the ground but overall the rams were just over matched by phi it seemed
the indian school kids did have a great game and are looking better ever week, so this gives us something to build on for next season but we still have some football to go
so the nfc.w teams are 6-5/6-5/5-6/5-6 ; ill let you label whos who
mediocre!
/i think the division winner will be decided with a game of paper /rock/ scissor
if @bigsur51 is going co to wa he is most likely taking the 40 at some point, but there might be a more northerly route he could take depending on where he likes to drive
this time of year im riding the 10 east and would cut through new mexico to get up north to the 40/ old 66
im not sure about my plans for the holidays yet, but might be driving east to visit family
i woould not spend the holidays on the road but i would take my time coming home and stop off and check out a few places on my way back

tonight is @buzzmobile booger eater bowl game with the brothers harbaugh going knuckle deep
both teams are actually cromulent and this is a match up or two great qb with very different playing styles
chrgers d has been playing up and herbert is embiggening his new receivers with his sweet dreamy goodness
but i might just lean towards the booger more ravens and mv3

we took I-25 north to I-80 west then to I-84 west all the way to Portland then north up I-5 and last but not least , hookup on Highway 101 right into the port..

got in about 9:30 at night and the night driving from Portland to Port Angeles , accompanied by rain and wall to wall 18 wheelers , and those kamikaze tractors with 3 trailers , made for a nightmare 5 hour drive

we are driving a 22’ foot rv and pulling the Cadillac

3 days on the road and am I gonna make it home tonight

my rigs a little old
but that don’t mean I’m slow

 

[pop_rocks]

we took I-25 north to I-80 west then to I-84 west all the way to Portland then north up I-5 and last but not least , hookup on Highway 101 right into the port..

got in about 9:30 at night and the night driving from Portland to Port Angeles , accompanied by rain and wall to wall 18 wheelers , and those kamikaze tractors with 3 trailers , made for a nightmare 5 hour drive

we are driving a 22’ foot rv and pulling the Cadillac

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3 days on the road and am I gonna make it home tonight

my rigs a little old
but that don’t mean I’m slow




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now hold on sir, that is a rig for sure; plus you ar hauling some kind of lux automobile
you are driving on the snow roads
is the cabover just for storage or can you sleep up there?

 

[bigsur51]

now hold on sir, that is a rig for sure; plus you ar hauling some kind of lux automobile
is the cabover just for storage or can you sleep up there?

storage only

 

[shithawk420]

pops is right. thats a nice getup you got.im jealous. how old is the caddy and miles? my uncle recently got a fully loaded i think but not sure 98 DeVille. its a nice car for sure. whats yours an 2018?

 

[buzzmobile]

accompanied by rain and wall to wall 18 wheelers , and those kamikaze tractors with 3 trailers , made for a nightmare 5 hour drive

we are driving a 22’ foot rv and pulling the Cadillac

Just grip the steering wheel tighter in those conditions, and remember turn signals are a sign of weakness.

Welcome home, @bigsur51

The good Harbaugh won last night, @pop_rocks . He has clean hands.

 

[Bababooey]

I think giants fans must be fairly depressed right now: got rid of their QB they should not have re-signed 2 yrs ago, jettisoned their RB who's lead their hated rival to the top of the division and is threatening to break the single season rushing record, and now have the worst record in the conference after losing by 3 scores with their beloved but limited backup QB.
Almost makes me glad to be a Bears fan.

Last 3 games for the rams have been loss-win-loss, next 3 games are saints-bills-49ers so maybe they'll go win-loss-win? Depends on whether brock purdy plays i guess.

Ravens were just too much for the bolts and big bro is now 3-0 vs his little bro. Quentin johnston, the chargers 1st rd pick from last yr, had 3-4 drops on 5 targets. He had some big games earlier this year but is reverting to his mistake prone ways. I think chargers fans are looking forward to maybe an early playoff exit and then the draft and free agency where they can improve their receiving core and maybe interior O-line as well.

Pop and Hawk are right, that is a NICE looking rig, Bigsur. Well cared for too, you can tell. And the Cadillac STS towed behind it is *chef's kiss*, always a good idea to bring a sedan for the local driving that the RV cant do. Altogether tho it's like 35' of rig you're driving or so, it seems like. Is it hard to back up with that?
Sorry to hear the last stretch was so white-knuckle, in the dark and rain and huge semi's around you. Maybe a hit or 2 off a vape would have helped calm your nerves. Or made u more paranoid, i dont know.

Hey hey, Buzz, you maybe not have heard but Jim denies ever knowing about any of the sign stealing going on at Michigan. I actually believe him, he's a competitive a-hole but i believe he wouldnt want to win by breaking any rules.

 

[buzzmobile]

It wasn't about sign stealing, @Bababooey . It was the snacking on the sidelines.

 

[pop_rocks]

herbert is wearing a tampax on his chin
-for some reason i typed that last night so im just going to leave it in there
ravens looked good
the chargirls are going to shit the bed, but not just yet, i can see them picking a will card out of their nose, but going down early in the playoffs
/disappointment tastes best when its paired with a side of hope

@buzzmobile
"turn... signal" i will have to look at the trucks owners manual and see if i have those
all gas, no brakes and like you said when the going gets tough just grip the wheel harder

we took I-25 north to I-80 west then to I-84 west all the way to Portland then north up I-5 and last but not least , hookup on Highway 101 right into the port..

got in about 9:30 at night and the night driving from Portland to Port Angeles , accompanied by rain and wall to wall 18 wheelers , and those kamikaze tractors with 3 trailers , made for a nightmare 5 hour drive

we are driving a 22’ foot rv and pulling the Cadillac

View attachment 19106049

3 days on the road and am I gonna make it home tonight

my rigs a little old
but that don’t mean I’m slow




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that makes sense, i live in the opposite direction (san diego) so im taking the southern roads
that would be sweet to have a mobile mansion like that, do you have a shower in it too?
seeing that open country makes me miss the road
safe travels brother

 

[pop_rocks]

@Bababooey
as it stands right now the only team from the nfc.w that will make the playoffs (lowest seed) will be the division winer
it feels like the rams have filled a.dons spot on d, but i also wonder what a monster d we could have had if he was there playing alongside the indian school kids
$tafford isnt going to be around forever so at some point we might want to look for his successor, plus it never hurts to add depth to the o'line
ny seems vertically challenged and the jests are riding a.rog to the scrap yard
so you follow college football, who are some names to look forward to in this years draft?
i dotn see a consensus #1 pic but im sure someone will emerge as the hot new shit on the lawn

 

[bigsur51]

herbert is wearing a tampax on his chin
-for some reason i typed that last night so im just going to leave it in there
ravens looked good
the chargirls are going to shit the bed, but not just yet, i can see them picking a will card out of their nose, but going down early in the playoffs
/disappointment tastes best when its paired with a side of hope

@buzzmobile
"turn... signal" i will have to look at the trucks owners manual and see if i have those
all gas, no brakes and like you said when the going gets tough just grip the wheel harder


that makes sense, i live in the opposite direction (san diego) so im taking the southern roads
that would be sweet to have a mobile mansion like that, do you have a shower in it too?
seeing that open country makes me miss the road
safe travels brother

yes Sir , shower , stove , oven , fridge too

we are living off grid right now on 10 acres in a tiny house , 12’ x 32’ feet hooked up to a big generator , and have the RV for backup and storage