NFL 2019-2020

[shithawk420]

Hate christmas but ill wish you all a merry humbug anyway. I was barely right on the fins game. Lets see if i was right about ravens and 49ers. Not doing anything but drinking beer. Wish i had some whiskey or something. Gonna make a pork loin mashed taters and stuffing.

 

[shithawk420]

Those look like decent walking shoes doob.im gonna start walking in the spring.should of walked yesterday.it was like 60.

Don't know if I showed you guys this hat but I paid $70 new for it.probably a $100 hat.never gonna spend that on a hat again but it's the nicest hat I've ever seen.made out of expensive denim and leather.True Religion makes expensive stuff

 

[Bababooey]

That's a decent hat, Hawk, and ur right the leather makes it pretty expensive as far as ball caps go.

Diabetes meds are becoming more popular for weight control, hopefully u can get to under 225 in the next
3-6 months, DB. How tall r u, 6'2"?

A pork loin and potatoes sounds very good if u can chef it up enough, hawk, how r u cooking them? We didnt do anything fancy for christmas, either, ate some arby's and indian food so far.

 

[D. B. Doober]

Yeah 6'. Probably would've been taller had I not smoked cigarettes as a kid

 

[D. B. Doober]

Hawk that hat is ill. Very nice.

 

[shithawk420]

Arbys and Indian food? that might be the wierdest combo ive heard off the top of my head. What the heck did you get and how could you not tell us? What the heck made you get Indian food? Never been to an Indian place. Im done with Arbys cause im tired of them fucking me.

I only got the pork loin cause it was cheap and im broke. Last time i made one my mom was bitching cause it was a little pink. She got no taste buds. I was gonna sear it real quick then put it in the toaster/air fryer cause i dont have a real stove that works. Its like 20 something years old and needs replaced but we are poor so oh well.

Are you really bitching about being 6 foot doob? Im 5 foot 5 on a good day. I would literally kill someone for an extra 3 inches. I wish i was joking but im not. my mom is like 4 foot 8 or something and my dad is 5 foot 11. I got fucked in between that. just kidding about you bitching doob. i know you werent. I gotta figure out my gut though. Im like 165 and ive got a gut like Randy. Ill show a pic for reference. my gut literally looks like this

 

[Bababooey]

U smoked cigs as a kid? I did too but stopped after 1 or 2 pall malls. Ugh, those things were nasty. I like tobacco now tho.

Arbys was from yesterday, got the double roast beef, it's decent for fast food, lots of meat and salty, maybe too much so.
The indian food we got from the grocery which was open on christmas, got some samosas and such, so that was alright.
Back in the day pork couldnt be cooked pink cause of fear of salmonella (or e coli?) but now with modern antibiotics u can eat it pink like beef but maybe ur mom doesnt know any better. How is she btw? Still clinging to life, she must be a tough old bird.

U sure ur 165 if u have a gut? Probably more like 180 or 190 even at 5'5" if u have a gut like randy. Well 2024 maybe u and i should quit the booze and commit to healthier eating and exercise. U me and DB will be pulling the hotties in no time! Happy holidaze btw.

 

[D. B. Doober]

Alert I ran out of kief Alert
So I grinded some chem and have been doing one hit bowls like kief. Surprisingly high. First Class Funk is the strain???? Very gassy.

 

[D. B. Doober]

U smoked cigs as a kid? I did too but stopped after 1 or 2 pall malls. Ugh, those things were nasty. I like tobacco now tho.

Arbys was from yesterday, got the double roast beef, it's decent for fast food, lots of meat and salty, maybe too much so.
The indian food we got from the grocery which was open on christmas, got some samosas and such, so that was alright.
Back in the day pork couldnt be cooked pink cause of fear of salmonella (or e coli?) but now with modern antibiotics u can eat it pink like beef but maybe ur mom doesnt know any better. How is she btw? Still clinging to life, she must be a tough old bird.

U sure ur 165 if u have a gut? Probably more like 180 or 190 even at 5'5" if u have a gut like randy. Well 2024 maybe u and i should quit the booze and commit to healthier eating and exercise. U me and DB will be pulling the hotties in no time! Happy holidaze btw.

Dude I got picked up by the Chinese hotty at the Chinese restraint...saw her outside, she said I was looking handsome and she always sees me walking. Next move is mine. Then there's Julia the hairdresser. My move. Also the other hairdresser with the fat ass too. Car load of chicks yelled and waved at me the other day.

 

[shithawk420]

Nice try baba. I got weighed at the doctor a week or 2 ago and i was 171 with my boots and jacket and phone in my pockets and shit. Ive always been about 160 or 165. Im a muscular guy who just looks like hes carrying a baby. with diet and excersise i can do this in a couple months. Its water weight i think. You can still see the outline when i had a 6 pack.

Yeah my mom is doing the best she can i guess. She went a few months without smoking and now shes back smoking. Shes not that old.62.but yeah shes tough. probably seen more shit and done more drugs than all of us combined. seriously. she has a degree in sanitization from over 20 years ago and she has just always liked overcooked food. she likes sushi but really only likes California rolls. she dont have the balls to eat real sashimi.

sorry if i forgot but how do you smoke your kief anyway doob? in a glass pipe with a screen? Is it full melt? I am totally anti dispensary but if you get good quality and you like it more power to you. Nothing wrong with enjoying your legal high bro. Eagles looking pretty good. i got no dog in this fight

 

[D. B. Doober]

I use a 70s metal pipe and a metal screen...I scoop some kief with a mini spoon and hit it until it's all burned. I go through a screen a day. I buy a new metal pipe every 30 days and they're 4 dollars with shipping included. I never clean anything. Nothing. No more salt and iso nothing. I get 200 screens for $5

 

[D. B. Doober]

 

[shithawk420]

At least you like to keep it clean. Im using my moms nasty old glass pipe that needs to be cleaned. Things fuking nasty. ill take a pic.i used to have some really nice pips. all got broke or stolen. Thought about buying a nice glass bong but i dont smoke enough anymore to justify it. I used to be big into nice glass

 

[Bababooey]

That's a nice and clean setup, DB, like hawk says it's not a bad idea to just buy new stuff since it's so cheap. I used to mess with the salt and rubbing alcohol but that's a pain like u said.
Smoking flower isnt as clean as smoking kief but if it gets u high then it's all good, DB. And ur getting a lot of flirting from the ladies? That's looking promising, hopefully you'll get laid soon. Might be a good idea to get an std test so u can show the ladies that ur clean, or were clean at the time of the test.

If ur 170 with clothes on then yeah, ur 165+ bare ass nekkid. How big is ur cock btw? I dont know why i asked that. Merry christmas, hawk! Hopefully u can regain your abs in 2024.

Ur mom sounds like a tough old bird, probably has some stories to tell. It's good ur keeping up with her, with ur pops in the pen she needs u more than ever.

 

[shithawk420]

Like that wooden grinder doob. looks nice and clean. Honestly starting to not like these 3 or 4 piece metal grinders with screens. They gunk up and get sticky and you gotta keep up with them. Lost my nice sharpstone. think it got stolen. Im done buying shit. Unless you smoke all day its a waste of money. Im not one to talk i just bought a $70 hat. watchng the ravens at sissies i mean 49ers game. Damn this is a good game

 

[D. B. Doober]

Hawk the wood thing is the top of the kief container.
I wonder what's up with people who spent the money on a puffco. Isn't that like $400? And it's just a vaporizer basically?

 

[shithawk420]

Lol stoner momemt.smoked some old weed I found in my proto pipe and now I think I'm sick.found an unopened beer and an oven mit in my room.i have no idea why.

Don't know anything about puffco.saw one that's $115.

Well looks like I was right about the fins and ravens.ravens stomped the 49ers

 

[Bababooey]

Ive had those 3-4 piece metal grinders with the kief catchers and all, they worked alright but like hawk says they get gummed up with resin if ur constantly using it. The dispensaries around here will sell shake/pre ground bud and it's usually quite a bit cheaper than the whole flower, so that's bonus points for convenience as well as price.
Really surprising that the ravens got 4 picks off purdy, the last 3 were tipped or batted balls so maybe more bad luck than bad play. I had a purdy for mvp bet from early in the season, i could have cashed out for 10x profit but kept it rolling, that was probably a mistake.

Never heard of puffco, DB, but ive spent/wasted hundreds of dollars on fancy vapes over the years/decades. If anything just get a glass crack pipe for kief/hash/oil/budder, it's the same thing as vaping (for the most part) except theyre hard to find nowadays cause of war on drugs bs.

 

[D. B. Doober]

I wonder what it's like to smoke a big bowl of crack like Lawrence Taylor or someone

 

[shithawk420]

Well,can't recommend it.honestly not a big fan of crack.way to easy to smoke 1 or 200 worth in an hour. Don't have a clue who Lawrence Taylor is. last time i smoked crack was about a year ago.that was really stupid