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NFL 2019-2020

D. B. Doober

Boston, MA
Veteran
Garden remedies over Newton one town over h
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ad 3.5 g of something called tropical Twilight for $20
 

Bababooey

Horse-toothed Jackass
Veteran
Yeah Hawk, supposedly that kid's grandpa is part of some native american tribal council? Maybe they get some of that sweet casino money, which is why they can afford such good seats. Bears have their bye this week plus they won last week so fans have less to bitch about this week.

U look alright, DB. I mean, if i was a woman or a gay dude, i'd suck ur dick, maybe let u hit the vag (woman). Not sure about anal sex (woman/man). But definitely worth a blowie, if u was nice and not creepy and bought me a seafood dinner. Fried clams are kinda expensive.

Thought u only smoked kief? That looks great for an eighth for $20. Let us know how it hit u.
 

buzzmobile

Well-known member
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Hey buzz how are you man?
I am well. Who was that stud all dressed up like a Bean? That guy stepped right out of the 17th century. Gotta match?
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Yeah Buzz, driving after midnight in a storm along wooded roads sounds like a recipe to run into a big fallen branch on the road, best to stay home, also better if u get faded. U drink at all or just smoke?
I drink a beer at lunch and sip on some bourbon in the late afternoon. The 'big fallen branch' is a real issue on that road. There are designated canopy roads around here and they are beautiful. It's like driving through a winding tunnel of oak trees until a big fallen branch blocks the road. It happened to me a few years ago while cruising home 'the back way'. Traffic was stopped both ways and a few of us got out of our cars to clear the road. One guy had a cordless sawzall and he started cutting chunks while I hauled them to the road shoulder. Half hour later we had it cleared.
what you guys think?
I think it is not as easy as he says. Good luck.
 

shithawk420

Well-known member
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I am well. Who was that stud all dressed up like a Bean? That guy stepped right out of the 17th century. Gotta match?
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I drink a beer at lunch and sip on some bourbon in the late afternoon. The 'big fallen branch' is a real issue on that road. There are designated canopy roads around here and they are beautiful. It's like driving through a winding tunnel of oak trees until a big fallen branch blocks the road. It happened to me a few years ago while cruising home 'the back way'. Traffic was stopped both ways and a few of us got out of our cars to clear the road. One guy had a cordless sawzall and he started cutting chunks while I hauled them to the road shoulder. Half hour later we had it cleared.

I think it is not as easy as he says. Good luck.
its just the opposite.he says its not easy and he does have a degree from stanford.i dont know much about it but ill take your word for it
 

Bababooey

Horse-toothed Jackass
Veteran
I don't know, Buzz, with a hat like that, I'd let DB blow my back out. I'd even let him go in dry, no lube, if that's his thing.

Bout to watch Texas womp on Ok State, then Georgia torment Bama this afternoon. Both michigan and FSU play tonite, I might be too high and drunk by then to be awake. What kind of bourbon u like, Buzz, just whatever's cheap and easy? That's usually what i go for. Insert your own joke here.

How do u find these videos, Hawk, just search on ytube "how to make money sports gambling"?
Im watching that video too but Buzz is right, he keeps saying u have to make lots of bets to generate profits but , it takes until 12mins into the video where he explains he uses +EV and arbitrage betting to generate consistent profits. Around 22mins he goes into arbitrage betting in detail.
Arbitrage betting is u bet both sides of a game or match with different apps/books with odds favorable to u such that even tho one side wins and one side loses, the win offsets the loss so it's a guaranteed small profit.
But sportsbooks are aware of this and will limit ur account quickly if ur putting big bets on one side of a match, they probably even share data with other sportsbooks so theyre aware of ur big bet on the other side with a different app.

+EV betting is something he claims he gets 95% of his profit from at 28.30min, it's when he thinks that the odds the books offer are wrong. He goes to all the books he's signed up with and finds odds that are significantly out of line with the odds other books are offering so he slaps $ down on that, assuming that that book's odds are wrong.
Like an NBA player is on a hot streak and one book is offering -110 odds (bet $1 to win 91c) on him scoring 30pts in that night's game when other books are offering -150 odds (bet $1 to win 67c), so u should make that bet in a heartbeat. Now this doesnt mean u wont lose, maybe he gets injured early on and never gets close to 30pts, but it was a good bet to make assuming that one book was wrong in offering such generous odds.

He also says something that's not really true at 13:30, that books set odds to attract even money on both sides of the line. Books usually try to set odds to generate the max profit for them, not to attract even $ on each side. It's true that big bets by sharps or lots of $ by the public on one side can move a line one way or the other but that's more due to risk balancing than trying to attract an absolute equal amt of money on the other side.

That dude runs a website called oddsjam so he's trying to make $$ off selling services to gamblers, he gives u odds free for 7 days and then u gotta pay for it. But like every other social media personality/grifter who's trying to sell u ways to make $$, if their super secret awesome way to make $$ actually worked then they'd just spam the hell out of it themselves instead of selling it to the public.

This person on reddit said oddsjam doesnt really work: www. reddit. com/r/sportsbetting/comments/yswltc/dont_use_oddsjam_i_lost_15k_so_you_dont_have_to
 

shithawk420

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i dont know anything about that stuff and just found it interesting.i figured he was running some kind of bussiness.nobody is gonna tell you how to make money betting when they are betting too.oh well.im not trying to get rich.if i can make $10 ill be happy
 
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buzzmobile

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I don't know, Buzz, with a hat like that, I'd let DB blow my back out. I'd even let him go in dry, no lube, if that's his thing.
And this is why there are horse races. No barebacking.

13-0 is pretty damned good. 3rd string freshman QB posts a W. Defense won the game. Rodemaker has time to recover.

Let's see what happens around noon today.

Weller bourbon would have to be my favorite, but it is hard to find and getting more and more expensive. Old Weller Antique 107 proof that is "seven summers old" was in the $40 range years ago. This is how crazy bourbon prices have gone.
There are a lot of good bourbons now. Jack Daniels Gentleman Jack is one. Ezra Brooks and Elijah Craig, George Dickel, Basil Hayden...

Go Noles!

That was a great synopsis of the betting video, @Bababooey . I figured he would get around to selling something.
 
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D. B. Doober

Boston, MA
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Football today baba booey and buzz and s*** hawk. Some Patriots tickets are like $25. Doing laundry have the whites in, have my white t-shirts in the wash. Little bleach, two pods. I enjoy wearing jockey t-shirts I get the jockeys stay new size 2XL. And I wear them for shirts.
All the sources are sailing are saying zappy is going to play today Zappe. This speech to text just sucks. What's everybody smoking on? It's like 7:30 and I'm the only thing around here that's moving for like a mile
 

D. B. Doober

Boston, MA
Veteran
Not bad buzz. I'm the opposite i've smoked but I haven't eaten. I could really go for a strawberry bananas fresh smoothie but there's nowhere to get that. Closest thing is like syrup sugar syrup at Dunkin' donuts. Really sucks maybe later. Actually I could go to the market and get one of those naked smoothies. Go with the gelato man. I'm smoking MRE kief from Garden Remedies
 

Bababooey

Horse-toothed Jackass
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You find the stuffed clams in the chinese buffets around here, DB, and theyre usually not that good, mostly filler and cheese, very little clam or meat. Yours looked excellent, and i see a ny strip too? Gonna do some cooking today? I bought some strips too, they were on sale last week for $4/lb so i should cook them soon too.

Yeah, that dude didnt advertise his service till the end of the video, took me a little searching to find out what his angle was but that's it, he's telling u u gotta make a lot of bets every day to win $$ and it takes a lot of work and research and hey lookee here i happen to have a service that does that just sign up first week is free.
Ive read articles that say that most "touts", guys who advertise their win-loss sports gambling records, are scammers and liars, even if they post screenshots of their winning bets what they do is bet one side of games on one app and the other side on a different app and then just post the one that wins the most. So u gotta be careful out there, Hawk. And I can speak from personal experience that the biggest losses ive had were from following 'experts'.
In fact, the easiest way to make $$ is probably to inverse my bets, which i will post here if u want. And im only half joking.

Is weller bourbon related to pappy van winkle? I heard about old pappy years ago, think it started the bourbon craze. I cant find weller at my local chain liquor store, closest i can find is some different brand of bourbon that uses weller barrels for aging and is still $80/bottle. That's like paying $100 for scarlett johannsen's used bath water. Like, this liquid that ur buying was next to something that u would really like to taste but cant have.

Fresh clean clothes are always a plus, DB, gotta keep appearances up. And yeah Zappe is getting the start, at this point it doesnt matter him and Jones are the tank commanders who will ensure a new rookie QB is going to be taking snaps next year. Perhaps u should start researching college QBs and seeing which ones u like the most.

So there's like a 50/50 chance that FSU gets left out of the playoff, Buzz? Will u personally be leading the march on CFP headquarters (is there such a thing?) carrying torches and pitchforks and demanding the monster's head? I was wrong thinking UGA would handle alabama, give credit to bama's QB, Milroe, he played a heck of a game, made enough plays in the passing game to keep the chains moving, didnt have any turnovers, and bama's defense played stout as well.
FSU's defense can play with anybody in the country, and supposedly theyre going to get another D-lineman for the postseason after he was earlier ruled ineligible. Not sure how much rodemaker improves the offense, some at least, but no team's going to score more than 20 on them, not unless they get some wonky turnovers.
 
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buzzmobile

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So there's like a 50/50 chance that FSU gets left out of the playoff, Buzz? Will u personally be leading the march on CFP headquarters (is there such a thing?) carrying torches and pitchforks and demanding the monster's head?
Odds are better than 50% FSU is in the final four. If they don't get in...so it goes. Rodemaker is much more familiar with the offense and he brings real game experience to the field. It ain't nothing until somebody decides something around noon.

Some teams are going to be crying and chances are more than 90% one of them will be from the SEC. That would make me smile.
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D. B. Doober

Boston, MA
Veteran
Baba booey the stuffed clam was out of this world. It was fresh the top was like crispy it was delicious and big chunks of clam throughout fresh clam I'm right by the ocean. They were 2.50 each I got one. Yeah Mom has been really helping me out with some clothes she got me a new pair of Asics they were like $120 and then she got me a down Parka from LL Bean and then got me a pair of pants trail pants from LL Bean and got me some other stuff pretty awesome though. I'm looking really good and I'm still doing my 6 miles a day. I'm getting all kinds of looks and smiles.
 
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Bababooey

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Well, FSU got screwed by the CFP committee. Such disrespect. First time that an undefeated Power 5 conference champion wasnt selected for the playoffs.
In the CFP's defense, i think if they were to play either alabama or georgia this postseason that they would be the underdogs because of their QB situation. Maybe Rodemaker is the truth; he'll get to show it next year. But this year, the committee thought alabama with jalen milroe playing really well (he was benched earlier in the year but has since got his turnovers under control) was a better team than the 'noles.
As a side note, FSU supposedly wants to leave the ACC, if they leave and clemson follows will that be the end of the ACC? It's still a heck of a good basketball conference...

$2.50 for a good stuffed clam seems like a decent deal, if u buy a dozen is it more like $1.50 each?
Hopefully ur love life will bear fruit soon, DB, nothing like a good woman/partner to get ur motivation and drive up.
 

D. B. Doober

Boston, MA
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$2.50 for a good stuffed clam seems like a decent deal, if u buy a dozen is it more like $1.50 each?
Hopefully ur love life will bear fruit soon, DB, nothing like a good woman/partner to get ur motivation and drive up.
Good to be honest man it's been like 15 years I think since I've seen a vagina. Strippers don't count. Although it also has been like 15 years since I went to a strip club too. I haven't had a girlfriend in 15 years. I was a really bad alcoholic and I couldn't stop drinking and I was in school and my girlfriend somehow I met her and she ended up getting pregnant and had a kid in New York City she even called me to try and go down to the hospital when she was in labor this was like 2007. I couldn't stop drinking and I couldn't get down there. I never saw her again. Even the doctor at the hospital called and said it was important for me to be there. Makes me cry. I can't remember her last name. My daughter would be like 15 years old now. I know that it was a girl. I remember I got the birth certificate and I threw it away because it wasn't a boy. I never saw her again though. And I never met my daughter. I did tell you guys that I sent a form down to the New York City department of public health didn't I for a birth certificate? I had to send in all kinds of verification and notarized this and that. Photocopies of everything. They'll be able to find my daughter's birth certificate. Would be a great Christmas present. If the birth certificate comes back I'll really be able to say I'm a father. My other chances through the New York state registry of vital records. Still costs even more money I think I just sent in 15 or 20 for this. Hope you guys are doing good Merry Christmas here's my tree I got some beads at Target for like $3
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