new drug alert....lmfao

[Saibai]

Phenomal- You want a trip report? I posted one (not by me...lol) in the Jenkem thread HuffAndPuff made. And yep, that says totse on the bottle, cause those pics are from the totse thread with the trip report in.

 

[Saibai]

Good god, I think this is a real tattoo...

 

[Pops]

Yesterday,I ate 4 extremely large and nasty burritos and by tomorrow I should have a rather large log of the finest raw material. I am willing,for a slight fee, to forgo my own pleasures and ship overnight ,by UPS(Urine & Poop Service , this elegant log of raw sewage. I will be taking bids by PM. All bidding will cease shortly after said log is produced.

PS.. I will pee on it for no extra charge so that it can ferment during shipping..

 

[PhenoMenal]

I will be taking bids by PM. All bidding will cease shortly after said log is produced.

damn, so no Buy Now price?

 

[Guest]

Yesterday,I ate 4 extremely large and nasty burritos and by tomorrow I should have a rather large log of the finest raw material. I am willing,for a slight fee, to forgo my own pleasures and ship overnight ,by UPS(Urine & Poop Service , this elegant log of raw sewage. I will be taking bids by PM. All bidding will cease shortly after said log is produced.

PS.. I will pee on it for no extra charge so that it can ferment during shipping..

Excellent Pops.

 

[HuffAndPuff]

Pops, I was gonna tell you to back off- this be my jenkem turf, but then I realized we aren't in competition at all. Your homepinched may well be stellar, but it ain't got shit on King Poop UnKommen's head stash. Literally.

I had a kid do a blind huff test between the LACEF and the leading competitor's Joink and mine won, heads down. In fact, I hadn't intended for the test to be a double-blind study, but when he 'popped the top' on the Atlantis, we both went blind. The fumes are that heady, bro!

This shit ain't regulated, either- so you should register as Pop's Poops LLC and drop the big one on us. Oh, and fermenting during shipping is a great idea! I'll PM you an order right now.
HuffAndPuff

 

[Guest]

You folks need to google jenkem bioavailability and literally quit wasting your waste!Inhalation is a losing proposition,and kinda gross too don't you think?Ingested orally bioavailability increases over 70% and you only have that fecal taste in your mouth for hours,not days.

 

[DogBoy]

I think my local sewage company are going to get a bill for all the drugs i've supplied them with over the years. Only people getting rich now are the ones hoarding all the Jenkem. My local water authority have been using massive vats to store this 'shit' in the open. right under the polices noses. Dirty drug dealer bastards, they even had the cheek to charge to take mine away.

It's wholey wrong.....

 

[Sauron The Blue]

i watched this vid on youtube and the last minute or so of it really cracked me up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbaIPKG0L2Q

 

[Guest]

just in case yo uwanna make your own.......rmember to eat some corn on the cob and baked beans 1/2 to 1 day before preparing the mixture.

for that spcial touch just add some crackhead semen and you'll get mad effed up.

posting my first 'how to make X drug' tutorial was very tempting. However, after hours of trying to take that perfect picture of my own shit i just gave up.



oh, and the logical explanation why you pass out right after......................you just inhaled a concentrated fermented mixture of piss and shit.....


yay society

edit..........
ok, so i just watched the youtube video and i have noooo clue how the reporters kept straight faces that whole time, especailly when the reporter at the end mentions the slang name is 'butthash'..........

could someone pleeeeaaaase cut funding to that PD??

 

[Kaos!]

I'd love to see a Jenkem Users website....

Kaos!

 

[Pops]

Well, it has been 3 days now and I have gotten no bids what so ever. That damn Huff and his Poop UnKommen have cornered the market. What is a large producer like me to do without a market? Do you realize how much raw material I am sitting on? Guess I will have to move back to Florida. Too many folks here in Cali are already full of shit!

 

[DrHydro]

Good find lol..

 

[genkisan]

Sounds like a shitty high......why not just freebase Crystal Drano?

 

[DrHydro]

Sounds like a shitty high......why not just freebase Crystal Drano?

How?....

 

[Chamez]

wow


i dont know what else to write

 

[1TWISTEDTRUCKER]

B4 The Jenkum epidemic of 07 it was nearly impossible for a trucker to get a sallad tossed,but I see better days ahead.

PEACE & POOP;1TT