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new drug alert....lmfao

dont know where to post this but i found this in another thread it's f$cking funny i so hope this is fake.

getting high off your own urine and shit nasty

New Drug Alert!
Florida sheriff's bulletin warns of purported new human waste high

NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe." Click here to see a video report on Jenkem, via Breitbart.tv. We've tried to speak with the bulletin's author, Lieutenant Al Ganich, but he has not returned TSG calls. Perhaps he's realized that his "CONFIDENTIAL" September 26 report--which is authentic, according to a sheriff's official--may be itself full of shit. Ganich's alert reminds us of a New York Fire Department memo from a chief who also apparently never heard of snopes.com.

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PhenoMenal

Hairdresser
Veteran
anyone got any trip reports? sounds like a good way to get high and save some cash at the same time, awesome
 
G

Guest

Just imagining how many people will try this after reading that warning makes me barf.
 
M

Mr. Nevermind

Yet more proof that the war and drugs dont work. All that " just say no " jazz and billions of dollars did exactly what for drug use? Nada, all it has done is made harmless drugs like Herb cost more and harder to get. so kids turn to Shit and piss gas, moms pain pills and cough syrup.

Not a damn thing is wrong with smoking pot. Give a kid a choice between pot or having his mouth taste like an ass crack and i think he would choose pot



Nevermind
 

marx2k

Active member
Veteran
:nono: Ok wait.. at first I was sure this was a joke, but are you people taking this seriously? So is this NOT a joke? It's a joke, right?
 
G

Guest

It appears to be true believe it or not. Check this out on youtube from fox news.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2UsNbsjpuLc

Let's see them make this illegal. One would think this could be pretty toxic. Wish the powers to be would get it already. People are going to alter they're state of being if they want to, like it or not. :joint:
 

HuffAndPuff

Active member
Marx- I think that someone is 'taking the piss', as it were. There is no way anybody is doing this 'shit'. The whole story 'stinks' as far as I'm concerned.

And Baja- <ding ding ding> You are correct, sir! I broke the Jenkem news here at IC about a week ago. I will give LiveWire kudos for posting the bulletin, though. I half-assed it and just put up the link.

This whole thing reminds me of a hypothetical I'd pose to my friends... If your pubes got you high, would you smoke them? What if it was only other people's pubes? To think- Pubes are to Jenkem as Blockhead is to Schwag...
HuffAndPuff
 

pipeline

Cannabotanist
ICMag Donor
Veteran
Thats the most rediculous thing! WHY?!!!!!!!!!! :badday:

Right on Mr. Nevermind! Shit and Piss Gas.... :bigeye:
 
ya i think that whack aint no way i would huff anything from a human. or anything for that matter after i found mycotopia and icmag i dont need nothing else..... this best be a joke i feel sorry for the poor bastards that try this
 

PhenoMenal

Hairdresser
Veteran
So will the war on drugs be expanded to crack down on urine and turd?
will underground toilets and poo exchanges be set up?
 

HuffAndPuff

Active member
Pheno- (and all)
I got the best, rarest shit ever, right here. I have an extremely limited supply of some truly fetid, strip-your-eyebrows, Black tar Jenkem- imported straight from Egypt, where it was fermented for 3500 years. In a Pyramid. By way of Atlantis.

It was a gift from their leader to King Poop UnKommen, and my source just discovered it. Yeah, that's the ticket! You will know you got the real shit if the huffer is stamped with the LACEF seal. You wanna see dead people, and visit other worlds? I got your round-trip (shi)ticket right here...

HUFFAndPuff

^ see, I been real deal, super-OG King's shit Huff status for a minute, now.
 
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