ANYBODY PLEASE HELP!!! i just got popped for a random piss test at work. i tested highly positive for marijuana. now my work is making me go get an assessment at 8:30 in morning tomorrow. what can i say to them other than i think this is bullshit what i do at home has nothing to do with work. i am not allowed to return to work until they feel i have kicked my addiction. i do not want to have to go through rehab for being a pot head. "imagine this" hello my name is weenie and im a pothead. how many people in the room is gonna laugh at me and then kick my ass...lol thank you all for any help through this stupid shit.
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NEED TO PASS DRUG ASSESSMENT
- Thread starter weenie
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sogman
Active member
Shit man! thats an awful situation. I however would never fully give up toking for any job.
I can't live without MJ, I won't live without it. I think in this situation you need to consider what sacrifices you can make to get back on some kind of track. Either you make these people happy (In the process lowering yourself to their standards) Or! you can find another job that doesent require sterile urine.
I see this being hard in the business world though, and I think you are a dying breed.
Sadly I think MJ will be a major fork in the road for you rather than relaxing.
I can't live without MJ, I won't live without it. I think in this situation you need to consider what sacrifices you can make to get back on some kind of track. Either you make these people happy (In the process lowering yourself to their standards) Or! you can find another job that doesent require sterile urine.
I see this being hard in the business world though, and I think you are a dying breed.
Sadly I think MJ will be a major fork in the road for you rather than relaxing.
HYDROJUNKIE
Active member
tell them maybe it was the hemp cereal that made you test positive...
I eat a hemp granola cereal from trader joes a nd on the side of the box it says it contains a small % of cannabinoids.....go buy a box and empty half of it and bring it too your job,......what can they say?
I eat a hemp granola cereal from trader joes a nd on the side of the box it says it contains a small % of cannabinoids.....go buy a box and empty half of it and bring it too your job,......what can they say?
sogman
Active member
I heard about this before! Using hemp food products as an excuse in the event of a test. I think bringing that box of cereal to your job will make things much worse, plus you'll make a fool out of yourself. It's all hearsay and you can't stick it to man on this one. They are obligated to filter people like us, So fuck them!Cereal cannabinoid's or not, I think what they found inside you gives them reasons to hate and neglect you, if they were intelligent friendly human beings you wouldn't be getting tested now would you?
HYDROJUNKIE
Active member
your suggestion sogman is too simply give up and move on?..thats a strong admission of guilt!...how long can we all do this and be outcasted by society?......fight it too the end!!,...only then will they start to realize that you must not be giving up because your innocent
Go in with the half empty box of cereal and tell them you wont eat this anymore and they could test you anytime they want in the future......the good thing is they might let you return to work,...the bad part is you will have to be prepaired for the next test...but theres so much shit on the market to pass a test,.....ive used drinks,pills,whizinator(synthetic urine) and passed every time.......I remeber being called that I got the job and that I had to get a hair sample took the next day,..I went and bought a shampoo and smoked the whole night..
Go in with the half empty box of cereal and tell them you wont eat this anymore and they could test you anytime they want in the future......the good thing is they might let you return to work,...the bad part is you will have to be prepaired for the next test...but theres so much shit on the market to pass a test,.....ive used drinks,pills,whizinator(synthetic urine) and passed every time.......I remeber being called that I got the job and that I had to get a hair sample took the next day,..I went and bought a shampoo and smoked the whole night..
thank you all for support. i feel the same as you all. this is all bullshit. just because i like to self medicate at home in my own space these nazi assholes think i am some sort of major druggy. i could understand if i was always late or calling off or just go to work in a daze, but thats not the issue. in all honesty i would say i am one of their model employees. im always there no issues with attendance everyone at work likes me im fun to work with(so everyone says)and i am the best painter they have. if i wasnt making 17.00 hourly i would easily tell these people to go fu.. themselves. i have been with company for 11 years.starting over at 33 and half of what i make now would hurt bad......man does this suck but thanks again all WEENIE
HYDROJUNKIE
Active member
scrappy said:
If he walks away and moves on to finding another job he wont have too say anything,....because his job will already have an opinion once he walks away.
my best deffense has always been total denial....I have always got away with whatever it was.....
dont play their game,...even if you do go through the rehab and all that shit your still a pothead in their eyes and they'll fire you for something petty down the line...
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tuttlebudd
Member
There's NO admission of guilt...they ALREADY FOUND HIM GUILTY!!! Now his choice is to "comply" with their program...OR get another job. IF you LUV your job then you have to comply...IF YOU DONT...hopefully they'll pay for your "rehab" and WHILE you're going thru the steps..FIND ANOTHER JOB!!! NOT a lot of choice ONCE found guilty. The trials already OVER...and the VERDICT is in. Tell them BULLSHIT...your fired...lots of options..
tutt
tutt
hydro my one problem is that with the random test they give me are at work. noone knows nothing until some ass comes out of the office grabs you up and walks you up to the office shitter and makes you piss. i really dont think it would be to comfortable to strap the wizzinator to my ass everyday until dick comes down. the random test can range from 2 weeks to 7 months yeehaw sorry bastards.
HYDROJUNKIE
Active member
I know this might suck but if they dont watch you while you pee you could carry the bag of synthetic urine in your pocket everyday....its really not that big,...its a small pouch thats like 2x3 with a little tube & clamp.......and itll be warm from being in your pocket all day.....
if they do watch you when you pee youll have to find another way....
if they do watch you when you pee youll have to find another way....
