need some advice....

[greenhead]

You should tell your poor, mentally inhibited friend, which is lacking a proper pair of balls, to sign up for an account at this forum. Then he may proceed to make the most idiotic posts month after month about how much of a loser he is and how he can't even mutter a single word to any single female on the planet. After tons of good advice from the weed smoking Dr. Phil wannabe's on this forum, there just might be a solution to his miserable predicament, or most likely he'll just continue on with his pathetic ways.

 

[Guest]

Is this pusies name yummyduchebag

 

[nycdfan042]

im guessing cocktail frank is pullin our legg here!

kiddng you should dig a 6 ft hole and stick bamboo spears upright on the bottome and cover the hole you dug with leaves and lure him there with the promise of buds and big breasted women..no wait forget the woment hat might frighten him...tell him there is a icmag meeting there ... with lots of buff growers and breeders....

 

[The_Leader]

ugh...ckuck, click, gkugglug, click, ticktactick, toc toc click click? cluck cluck tic tac ah foowey....

signed glag
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just funnin.....dont hurt glag...

 

[robobond]

Ok, you need a small pool of money. First one of your group must go to the local brothel, and get laid, and survey the terrain. Then, you have to tell him of the wonderous experience, again and again, preferably under the influence of drugs. Then give him a once a month trip to said brothel, for six consecutive months. He will be a changed man. You will be hero's.
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yea he'll be a changed man... he'll have enough std's to create a viral zoo.

 

[-StashBastard-]

Tell him to spend years whining about what a pus he is around women here on ICMag then ignore every piece of advice he's ever been given.

Oh wait, he all ready does.

 

[karma-shmarma]

im glad you can make such jokes over this serious situation.

teenie weenie?

some chick had it in her sig, moron
its funny and its true
you picked a dumb name, get over it

you could change it to kielbasa

 

[cocktail frank]

that chick was a dude.
who's the moron now?
i think we shoould vote for karma shmarma as icmag nick-o-the-year, real keeper there asshat.

all joking aside, A+ on the bacon wrapped franks, looking good.

 

[The_Leader]

click click tiny dick.....toc toc lil cock....


what you looking around for bacon wrapped? this thread is silly....

so off to play w/myself. can i borrow some porn?

 

[dumbfounded1600]

Don't even worry about it...is he sexually attracted to girls? I mean have you ever sat down and watched a porno? .... go to www.al4a.com and type in slut gets fucked in the movies column

If that doesn't work he's got a problem....If he's got balls down there make him use it and just have confidence and pride in yourself...those are the two things women LOVE in Men...

Find a slut that you all know and pay her to fuck him and give him blue balls

If that doesn't work he should seek therapy or something...just so whatever problems he does have gets the help he needs....IMO it doesn't hurt

 

[FRANKENBLUNT420]

i have a friend that is very shy around women.
he believes that he lives a horrible life.
we fell like he just needs to grow a set of nuts and be a man.
he has very poor social skills.
we give him advice all the time, for over 5 years now.
all of my friends try to help this poor slob and he never heeds the advice.

i'm freaking out, what do i do?

hey frank,

i had a friend go through the same thing, but he has gone through it most of his younger life and some of his adult life as well. he can talk to a girl, but when its time to show and prove he turns into a dud. don't know why, i was just talking to hi the other night too about it, he does it he just freezes on the initial meeting, but after a while he warms up.

the most recent was chick he was talking to online for about 10 years (i b.s. you not) and finally got to physically meet her over the holidays. they were both tipsy but he didn't initiate anything. on top of the fact that she felt that because he was the man he should have been the one to initiate things.

now i know damn well you aint freakin out, since its nothing to freak out about, but just be there for him, he has to come to his own understanding about his life, ways, and the things that make him happy. one of the greatest lessons anyone can learn is you never know less you try, nothing ventured, nothing gained!!

 

[Guest]

Sorry Frank but i just can't take anymore.....FRANK'S FRIEND IS YUMMYBUD

 

[karma-shmarma]

maybe...frank IS yummybud
my friend has a problem?
yeah, right dude