My day went to shit in five minutes.

[UmphreyMcgee420]

So i saw a thread about new tv's and it got me to thinking i should go pick up one. So i go to the local bulk membership store and as i walk in, what do i see, giant TV's on clearance. They were Vizio LCD HDTV 52", 37". i wasn't about to drop the dough on a 52" but the 37" was 799, i threw it in my cart and was walking to the register and i saw another stack of tvs and they had the 32" for 500, so i went with that and saved some cash. so im in line and goto reach for my wallet and it wasn't there, my stoner ass left it in my car as when i got there i pulled my wallet out and grab'd the stack of cards and set the wallet down and searched for the membership card. i found it and went to go in side leaving it on the center console. so i tell the cash register ill be right back. i run out to my newly purchased car, i got Thursday, and as i walk out there is a black Jaguar parked dangerously close to mine and they are out looking at my car, i go to see what the deal is and im about 10 yards away and they notice me and get in the car and take off, i run over and my front right of my car had been smashed, i yell @ them and give them the "What The F*ck" hands. i immediately call the cops and they send out a message to the cops in the area of the vehicle, no dice. i run inside searching for the store manager i find them and tell them the situation and ask if they have security cameras, i was being very calm for what had happened. she was a Dyke(no offense, but i thought it was a dude at first, she also had a deeper voice than i) so she already didn't want to deal with me, as she gave me some attitude before i even stated my problem. and gave me a no sir no cameras, and i proceeded to ask Numerous questions, none of them any answers i was looking for and eventually asked me to leave the store, as i was getting rather frustrated with how i was being dealt with, she could have been somewhat helpful, or any bit interested in helping me, great customer sevice i must add. so anyways i get the tv, go home smoke the rest of my stash in a fat joint, and type this on my new tv.
coppers said they would let me know if they had anything, most likely not.

what kind of douche hits my car and drives away as i come out, some rich douche.

 

[genkisan]

Too bad you could not get the plate #.....

This situation is why one needs the Radar Guided Pneumatic Fecal Matter Dispenser Gun.

Installed in the Stule Rack pictured below, it fires 1 kg frangible gelatin capsules filled with a mixture of rancid catshit and pigshit, with HUD aiming system, joystick controls and priority targeting of open windows and sunroofs.

 

[daisy jane]

Man, I'm sorry! That sucks, I hope they do find them. Sounds like you had a bittersweet day, new tv and a new bent on your car Hope tomorrow is better for ya.

 

[legalizekindtok]

no not rich.. a broke douche with no insurance!!!!
sorry bro 'ill hit the bong for ya!!!!

 

[UmphreyMcgee420]

good call. yeah they had driven off to quickly for me to get their plate, i just made out what kind of car it was.

 

[Guest]

Too bad you could not get the plate #.....

This situation is why one needs the Radar Guided Pneumatic Fecal Matter Dispenser Gun.

Installed in the Stule Rack pictured below, it fires 1 kg frangible gelatin capsules filled with a mixture of rancid catshit and pigshit, with HUD aiming system, joystick controls and priority targeting of open windows and sunroofs.

What about my for my convertible?

 

[twowordz]

UmphreyMcgee420:

Be very carefull now. Maybe the cops will come to your house to give you info about the hit and run or to ask you more questions about it.

It reminds me of a situation I lived when I was younger. A drunk guy almost hit me with is car while I was comming back on my bike from my friends at night. I ride for a while and then I see the guy stuck, his car on the top near the side of the road. He was wasted.

When I got back home, since the mofo almost ran over me, I called the cops on him.

The day after, I was smokin a joint in the back of my house when the cops showed up to take my deposition.

Long story short, don't get attention on you by calling the cops, you never know when they might show up.

TW

 

[Guest]

Perhaps it's why I notice so many arming themselves with cellphones with cameras. Yeah, yeah...run, got your picture and a pic of your plates.

Anyways, number one reason for full coverage - even though that sucks as well, picking up the tab and paying the deductible for irresponsible douchbags that deserve nothing better than an old fashioned tar and feathering.

 

[bluebublelove]

how messed up is your car? is there paint color smeared onto yours?


well depending on how messed up it is, they may need body work done on there car so they dont get pulled over for hazards or no blinkers

also...if there paint is on your paint, call up all the paint shops around and explain you were hit by a jaguar etc....unless you live in a big city....

hope that helps some..

hope you get your car taken care of with no troubles.

peace.

 

[fr33th3w33d]

it was probably some young rich prick, taking daddy's car out for the day. sorry though man.

 

[Guest]

damn umphrey that's bad luck....no more impulse shopping from tokers den threads!

i promise that rich fuck will get what's coming to him.....karma is a double edge sword....


smoking one for your injured whip......i hope your tv is nice!!!

 

[UmphreyMcgee420]

it was an older fellow and another guy, late 20's maybe early 30's. he must have slammed the gas as he ran into the front of my car on an angle and smashed the right side so hard it popped my tire and left a mess. i had to get it towed. ive got full coverage, but still its the principal of it. thanks for the comments i just had to give a little rant, as i was quite angered, but this joint has me in a much better mood.


twowordz thanks for looking out for my safety, but if they came to my house the worse they could find here is a roach now.. i don't keep large quantities or plants at my address that people know about///on file.

 

[grant38402]

Damn...I was about to say if he didn't pop your tire..chase him and call the police as you are chasing..a lil bit of vigilante never hurt anyone..can't you get lists of of certain car registration lists like in Gone in 60 Seconds? It'd be a tedious process but maybe it would work because you could narrow the owner down to your description. Anyways..Karma always comes back around

 

[momb02]

what race were they? what were the expressions on there face when they were looking at your car?

 

[cooter1]

probley the dykes gay friends waiting for her to get off work,lol
nice story I even got a visual out that one with the hand motions in all in the air sayin Hey!~..sucks though about the damage and lack of help aleast you got a good deal on the tv right

 

[FallenBuddha]

just another example of just what kinds of pieces of shit people can be. sorry to hear about your car, and hope that someone saw something and they catch the fuckers.

peace -fb

 

[Kirby]

So i saw a thread about new tv's and it got me to thinking i should go pick up one. So i go to the local bulk membership store and as i walk in, what do i see, giant TV's on clearance. They were Vizio LCD HDTV 52", 37". i wasn't about to drop the dough on a 52" but the 37" was 799, i threw it in my cart and was walking to the register and i saw another stack of tvs and they had the 32" for 500, so i went with that and saved some cash. so im in line and goto reach for my wallet and it wasn't there, my stoner ass left it in my car as when i got there i pulled my wallet out and grab'd the stack of cards and set the wallet down and searched for the membership card. i found it and went to go in side leaving it on the center console. so i tell the cash register ill be right back. i run out to my newly purchased car, i got Thursday, and as i walk out there is a black Jaguar parked dangerously close to mine and they are out looking at my car, i go to see what the deal is and im about 10 yards away and they notice me and get in the car and take off, i run over and my front right of my car had been smashed, i yell @ them and give them the "What The F*ck" hands. i immediately call the cops and they send out a message to the cops in the area of the vehicle, no dice. i run inside searching for the store manager i find them and tell them the situation and ask if they have security cameras, i was being very calm for what had happened. she was a Dyke(no offense, but i thought it was a dude at first, she also had a deeper voice than i) so she already didn't want to deal with me, as she gave me some attitude before i even stated my problem. and gave me a no sir no cameras, and i proceeded to ask Numerous questions, none of them any answers i was looking for and eventually asked me to leave the store, as i was getting rather frustrated with how i was being dealt with, she could have been somewhat helpful, or any bit interested in helping me, great customer sevice i must add. so anyways i get the tv, go home smoke the rest of my stash in a fat joint, and type this on my new tv.
coppers said they would let me know if they had anything, most likely not.

what kind of douche hits my car and drives away as i come out, some rich douche.

Damn man, I feel ya... I think a lot of adults know the feeling. I hate that feeling, knowing there is nothing to be done. I hope you find that cunt muffin who messed up your ride and then screw him over just like he did to you. Don't feed him any mercy if you find the f*cker. he (or they) played you dirty, so you deserve to feed him a taste of what he dished out to you.

but anyways, how is the damage? Know any friends w/ the auto hook-ups? if not find one! i've had a guy bust me out of a rut that would have likely put me in debt.. man.. find you a 'auto man'.. lol, that's why I call my bud. okay, i'm drunk and getting too far into my personal liff.. anyways, get some bomb ass weed, blaze it up and just let it pass on by.. there is nothing that can be done. ass holes are ass holes, there ain't shit you can do unless you catch them red-handed.. for instance.. accusing an ass hole or a dick-wad of stealing w/o any evidence.. these fuckers hafve had experience with this shit.. they know what to say, so in return you're going to get some excuse or somethign that let's them off the leash. learn to know that their tainted and fucked up mind is something that just has to be ignored.. find the best way to get around this shit man.. best of luck.. this next toke is for hoping you (i just contradicted myself.. but who gives a shit) or the pigs catch that ass monkey. let the bad shit which can't be fixed slide bro, don't let it boil up in your head and get the best of you..take it as a lesson learned if you will..lol-i'm done bull shitting.. take it easy and again I send yo uthe best of luck! deuces!

 

[Guest]

she was a Dyke(no offense, but i thought it was a dude at first, she also had a deeper voice than i) so she already didn't want to deal with me

Grow up soon.

 

[JerusalemToker]

Long story short, don't get attention on you by calling the cops, you never know when they might show up.
TW

True that. I once had to call the cops on an upstairs neighbor who was having a skitzaphrienic (sic) episode and throwing stones at the 'demons' in the courtyard.

The first indication that something was wrong was the stone that broke the kitchen window...

So anyway, me and my hippy stoner roommate call the cops and start cleaning. We have roaches and stems and pipes n shit EVERYWHERE. So we were smoking two ciggys a piece and had the insense going and cleaned up as much as possible. The cops got there within 10 minutes and we had to talk to them and etc etc.

Didn't have any problems, but man that was no fun.

There was a guy a few years back in JErusalem who went out to a secluded spot near his home to blaze a joint and found a bomb. So he called the cops and they were like what were u doing and told em and they didn't hassle him.

OTOH, a FOAF had a grow on his roof and there was a terroirst attack near his apartment and the cops went on the roof to survey the scene. Saw his plant. Didn't say anything, so he's thinks its all good. Next day they came back w/ a warrant.

Then there was the poor dude in Haifa. Had a plant in his private back yard and during last year's war, the cops were looking for fallen katusha rockets and saw his plant. Of to jail he went. What a messed up world we live in.

Can't we all just get a bong?

JT

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

shalom jerusalemtoker,

would you say jerusalem is the most tolerant place of israel regarding ganja?
i hate to see how israel became a police state...

paz