Mug shots being distributed in the Toker's Den

[Chilly Willy]

I want to get you responses to what has been happening over here. I could almost bet this is a very common occurrence. The other day I went into the kitchen, and came back to the room and it was gone. I looked to the left, and the right, even underneath things but I could not find it.

Now, I know what you are thinking, and I was thinking that too; did I even have it in the first place. After all I was in the toker's den. I might have just been too baked and misplaced it in another room. So I looked all over and came to the conclusion I did have it, but now it is gone.

I look over and noticed this guilty face staring at me. I been looking, but it never occurred to me that he could have been responsible for this disappearance. A second look at his face and I knew for sure, that I had it, it is gone, and he took it.

Please let me know if this has happened to you in your toker's den, and mug shots of these criminals should be posted here so we all have a heads up. Here is a picture of my little thief, his rap sheet is as long as his ears.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Twisted...still won't talk!

Twisted...still won't talk!

 

[Jhhnn]

https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=61&pictureid=1180916View Image

How did you get a picture of my cat?

 

[Floridian]

He's guilty as fuck,you only have to look at that face.I don't have a camera here at moms,but I do have an imposter recently trying to pass herself off as a Chihuahua.After 3 months on the planet her genetics betrayed her though I was stumped..A chizer,a chi snowzer mix whose face would make anyone crack up at the sight..

 

[bigganjabud]

My dog has a reggae based name because he too is a Stash theif but I am not a snitch

 

[armedoldhippy]

yup, they look guilty as hell. nothing a tummy rub won't fix though...

 

[Chilly Willy]

Already, I can tell this is a severe problem we are dealing with!

I have a repeat offender!

This whole time I thought I had already smoked it, each and every time. There must be a solution, maybe we should help him with his own grow. Can anyone make a recommendation, please?

 

[Green Squall]

Bad Pupper!

 

[Chilly Willy]

I asked yesterday if it was him who stole my stuff during the past year, and I got nothing from him during the interigation:

 

[CosmicGiggle]

next time, roll one up with something nasty inside, leave the room and let him steal it.

.... that will teach him!

 

[CosmicGiggle]

No, forget it, that dog is a scent hound, nothing will work.

I had a beagle once, her name was Garbage Girl, totally hopeless.

 

[bigganjabud]

Yeah maybe he can be a Stash dog


WHERE IS IT

BOY RETURNS WITH BAGGY

GOOD BOY

 

[Chilly Willy]

Bigganja,

So you suggest I make him work it off?

 

[Chilly Willy]

No, forget it, that dog is a scent hound, nothing will work.

I had a beagle once, her name was Garbage Girl, totally hopeless.

I tell people having a Beagle is like living in a Walt Disney Movie

 

[Scott64a]

It was a cold and snowy morning, and after I had cleaned my own driveway and walks, I motored the snow blower over to a neighbor's house who had been using SHOVELS to move the 20 inches that fell through the night.

Got them all cleaned out, and they sent me home with some cookies and Valentine's Day chocolates.
I got home, had lunch and some cookies.
Really nice!

Decide I'd better go clear the snow that the plow had shoved into my driveway, so out I went. When I got back in... there was a plastic bag and a scattering of chocolate foil wrappers on the floor and SOMEONE was nowhere to be found. I knew immediately who did this, and knew that the entire bag of cookies and candy was now gone, and I'd probably have to clean diarrhea up in the wee hours of the morning as well. Leastways, I'd have to get up and let SOMEONE'S thieving ass out when the urge came.

I found him upstairs unable to even face my direction hahaha.

Here's a shot of him from another snowy morning:

 

[Chilly Willy]

We were all hoping to see more mug shots in the Toker's Den after this important issue was brought up.

You seriously are not going to let just a couple of villains take the rap for all that has gone missing from all of you!

 

[Chilly Willy]

Scott - So now we have located the famous villain, often known as "Sweet - Tooth".

Thanks for the pictures, I will post them on the wall at my local post office. Let him know he has been made out!

 

[Stoner4Life]

this is Suzi and her sneaky beak as she lounges in my recliner, too small (mini doxi) to be any kind of culprit, when I approach the desk/table w/food... out comes the beak

 

[CosmicGiggle]

You seriously are not going to let just a couple of villains take the rap for all that has gone missing from all of you!

..."all that has gone missing", yeah, mine liked to eat paper, especially stealing $20 bills from my purse on a regular basis when I was flat broke!

 

[Chilly Willy]

..."all that has gone missing", yeah, mine liked to eat paper, especially stealing $20 bills from my purse on a regular basis when I was flat broke!

CosmicGiggle - funny you mention the word money! I have seen my Beagle eat money too! I know people say when you make money it flies out the door, but I had no idea that I would have to worry about someone eating it.

I am so glad to get your comments, and they are spot on with what it is like having a Beagle. I truly believe they contemplate the crime ahead of time, plan it out, and wait for just the right moment to make their move. Does this sound like a beagle to you?

The whole world is so serious, and when I am away from it well, this is who I really am "a person who likes to laugh watching my Beagle run around with a shoe of mine in the back yard hoping I will chase him". How you get mad, it is the funniest thing to watch.

They also know their cuteness gets them places, women could learn a thing pr two from this guy's smooth moves. Both extending their ears out so they look like an elephant's ears, or making their ears fold very close to their head like you left them, and they been waiting in the dessert for a month even though you were just gone for 30 minutes.

It is so nice to meet you, and from seeing your personality, I bet you are an amazing grower. I will be sure to follow us with the new friends I make here. I have a thread going on now called "I want some more Heliotropism", you should stop by and say hello.