Mr Greenjeans does the Seed Thang

[rule35sub1]

Farmer John could keep the name, just call it farmer john's g99.
There are two versions of blue thunder out there from the big seed companies.

 

[damakkus]

Wow, I can see how it could get difficult.

Its kinda like you need to get a patent on the name type thing. But you are right cause everytime I spoke to someone to share my experience of G99 I always say grown by Mr.GJ but originated by Farmer John. FJG99 maybe

 

[Farmer John]

Damakkus I got confused man, usually I name the female first, in this case G13 and the male being C99= G13xC99....sorry for being so stoned, these mornings are difficult...and yeah, FJG99 sounds good since also Underground has one we could call UGG99...been spending some time here thinking about a new name, dont want people to think it has anything to do with DNfuckinA...so how about Big Cojones or just Cojones because it starts to feel that this seedbiz is so shady that someone needs the balls to say Fuck you to all these fuckin swindlers, and what better way to say it than name a plant this way, Cojones, i see a classic, much better than Dingleberry..and if someone steals my dingleberry then I get mad, lol.

 

[rule35sub1]

Don't mess with a man's dingleberry!

 

[Alex-F]

I'm starting to get the feeling that you like to talk about your genitalia a lot



Big Cojones sounds indica to me, dunno why.

If you have a strain that grows big fat colas you might want to call it Spam Javelin, Meat Truncheon, hell or just plain SHLONG

Or maybe Phallus

 

[damakkus]

Do you know if it a "standard" to do that naming the female first?

I would be frustrated too. Very unique names would be best like Big CoJones or CoJones. G99 is easier to remember the lineage though. As Mr.GreenJeans told me about G99 and the lineage history, the name matched the lineage simply you know.

Dingleberries is cool but may not be unique enough I am not sure. Now if you added 99 and made Dingleberries99 it becomes more unique kinda like a password.

I think the naming will be out of control until mj is legalized and the stuff can be documeted and controlled so duplicates are not being put forth. Kinda like a naming right type thing just like they do for everything else in commerce.

I know what you mean about someone taking your name. A while back I sold my cloners on ebay and called it the cyclone, made my own designer label for it to look legit you know. Well next thing I know another fucker started calling his cloner the cyclone too. Fuckers. Good thing my design blew his away LOL

 

[Alex-F]

^^ yep, I read that the female's always first

I think I read it in this thread somewhere http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=12330

 

[damakkus]

Thanks for the info and link Alex-F

 

[Farmer John]

DAMN Alex thats it!!!!!! Schlong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Schlong or Dillweed those are some classic Beavis & Butthead lines...lmao..

 

[rule35sub1]

So this is really C13 and not G99?

 

[Farmer John]

No, G13 female x C99 male = G13 minus 13= G and C99 minus C = 99 = G99



Oh yeah, because that KillerQueen, C99 x G13 that is...in works...

 

[Underground]

Hahaha FJ maybe you should put down the pipe for a minute. MGJ is growing C99 x G13. What you got in works is G13 x C99.

Same mistake twice in two days. Yup you can't trust a stoner's memory. I haven't smoked in a few days so I'm as sharp as a razor blade

 

[GMT]

so that makes MGJ's G99 a 14 cindy's. G13xcindyxcindy with a G13xcindyxG13 coming up?

 

[Guest]

so that makes MGJ's G99 a 14 cindy's. G13xcindyxcindy with a G13xcindyxG13 coming up?

GMT I think it would be a CG112? LMAO This is too funny watching a bunch of stoners trying to figure this out!!!! Either way I have 1 of MGJ's G-99's and it is something let me tell you!!!!! Thanks FJ

GCG

 

[Farmer John]

LMAO maybe I just have to put the joint away...lol..it is C99 female x G13 male...lolololol....

 

[Guest]

Hey Farmer john here's a pic of the G-99, CG112, C14 or whatever you want to call it????? I personally like the G-99!!!!




She has some of the biggest and fattest leaves I have ever seen And the best part is the way she smells I say she smells like bubblegum

Thanks For this one FJ
GCG

PS sorry for highjacking your thread MGJ

 

[Mr GreenJeans]

Hiya Garlic


Nice photo of your CindyGee ( I like that name the best now ) - yes, it seems the reveg puts her leaves towards her indica side, that sure does look like a nice phat plant you got there Garlic! Wish I had bubblegum as a kid that smelled like this!!! Thanks buddy!

Hiya damakkus
Thanks buddy - hey, you are the inventor of the cyclone??? Have any pics? Post 'em up my friend!

Glad to see you found the problem with your somango - those soil gnats can be nasty...

Hiya Farmer John
You really like the Beavis and Butthead names eh? We could always call it bunghole - they really love that one! I'm really liking CindyGee - it is a catchy name and reflects the parentage F/M. Hell, don't care what it's called as long as I can grow it!!! Or better yet which do you like better; Farmer John's Good Sheyut #1 or Farmer John's Cajones You're gonna need a bunch of names with the crosses you plan on trying!

Hiya -VT-
Thanks for the compliments my friend! And don't worry dude, we'll have to get you a CindyGee of your own! Being very careful with Casey - I've brought her up to EC .9 so far, and don't plan on going much higher unless she asks me... Very nice pics of the AG13 - straight up indica - She is a very beautiful plant - thank YOU for both!

Hiya Insomniac
Not too late - my threads run roughly Aug-Aug, still lotsa time left!:wink: Glad you like what's growing out - make yourself at home, and help yourself to the canna treats and vapor cannon - if ya get too vaped you can always pull up a beanbag - look, there's garlic snoozin over there!

Hiya Underground
Most impressive man, good attention! And thanks for passing a C99 male on to our buddy FJ - and for visiting the garden! :friends:

Hiya Rule
Thanks for helping to keep up the banter at the party while I was out! G99, CindyGee, C99xG13, FJ's Dingleberries - as long as I can grow and smoke it I'm good!!! As you will see very very soon...

Hiya Alex
Yeah - you've noticed huh? This is a Big Shlong King Kong kinda crowd! Although don't know if I'd think twice about growing out seeds named Meat Truncheon.

so that makes MGJ's G99 a 14 cindy's. G13xcindyxcindy with a G13xcindyxG13 coming up?

Hiya GMT
G99 a 14 cindy's??? Either way, looks like our good Farmer will be breeding these two plants in a variety of tasty combinations - I'm particularly looking forward to a NHxG13 or NHxC99 myself!

Weekend update next...

 

[-VT-]

Yea, namejackin' perturbs me (not that anyone should give a dang ) ....I been jocking G99 since you unveiled it MGJ....now, after all the press and accolades...we gotta call it summin' else??
If I ever get her...um callin' her whatever the heck I wanna call her....

 

[Mr GreenJeans]

Hiya -VT-
I don't think she'll care what you call her - as long as you don't call her late to the watering hole! I'll always know what you mean when you mention G99...

Weekend update:

GoldenPineapple day 43 flower

Finally starting to fatten up a bit, hope to get an ounce out of her

Sourbubble BX1-4 day 43 flower

She's getting close, and running out of N just in time. No amber trichs yet, hope to hold out until I get maybe 25% amber...

CindyGee-5 day 36 flower; aka Farmer John's Shlong or the plant formerly known as G99

Still putting on a fabulous show. Haven't given her any feedings yet except a preventative touch of CalMag+ in her water. If she is anything like her mother she doesn't have long to go...

Casey Jones day 33 flower

Man this plant fills in fast and early - do I dare hope for an oz from this shorty? If she fattens up at the end, it could happen! Really beautiful plant.

Airbourne G13 day 32 flower

Putting on good weight. Have a little leaf problem. A very few leaves are yellowing as if they are N deficient ( in the first picture you can see one of the leaves halfway down on the right side ), and they also have some purple-ish markings spreading out from the veins of the leaf at the outer 1/3 of the leaf. Very strange, especially since I up-potted her last week. Gave her a light feeding including some CalMag+ to see if that will do the trick until she's more rooted into the fresh soil. Very tight nodes and buddage - just beautiful.

Amnesia99 day 32 flower

Amnesia99 and Casey Jones have stopped stretching now, and they both look to stretch between 5-5.5x. However amnesia99 gets bushy, and this one is no exception! Since she really fills in the last 10 days, I can see this one is going to yield pretty well even if she is a bit short.

Think it's time for a sourbubble nightcap - have a great night folks!

 

[Alex-F]

I mean there's a strain called Donkey Dick, so why not have a Meat Truncheon aswell?

FJ, the german word for Shlong is Prengel, that'd be a good name too, it even sounds rough when you don't know what it means.