Mother Was Asked To Leave A KFC

[vostok]

A Mother Was Asked To Leave A KFC After Breastfeeding Her 42-year-old-son

Mississippi – A 76-year-old woman has created controversy yesterday, by breastfeeding her 42-year-old son in the middle of a KFC restaurant.
Many customers of the fast food joint would of complained about the incident
and prompted Linda Berrety and her son, Michael, to leave the establishment. Both finally got expelled.

This unusual episode has sparked strong reactions on social medias and provoked a huge debate on the limits
of breastfeeding in public places, while many customers present at the time of the event seem to have seen
a gesture of sexual nature and incest, rather than a gesture of maternal concern.

“What in God’s name was that?” claims Ali Belfouz, a customer who witnessed the whole scene.
“I have nothing against breastfeeding, but that was pure nonsense. I felt like if I was watching some fetish type of porno.
You have to be insane to breastfeed your child at that age.
They should of got arrested for gross indecency rather then getting expelled.”

“It’s my right as a mother to breastfeed my child,” says Mrs. Berrety.
“If people don’t agree with the way I raise my son, that’s their problem. I have raised a great man, beautiful, tall, who still lives
and stays with me. I think I’ve done a great job as a mother and don’t appreciate getting insulted and expelled just because
I decided to breastfeed my child a little longer than other mothers.”
In front of the controversy sparked by the incident, KFC spokesperson Jocelyn Binoy quickly
reacted and apologized to Mrs. Berrety and her son, and promises to condemn the decision of the manager to expel them.

The chances of winning of the 76-year-old woman would be pretty excellent, according to many legal experts. Since 1976,
the United States Bill of Rights prevents all discrimination against women breastfeeding in public, that at many occasions,
merchants were condemned to pay important fines to women who were asked to stop breastfeeding or expelled for doing so.

In front of the controversy sparked by the incident, KFC spokesperson Jocelyn Binoy quickly reacted and apologized
to Mrs. Berrety and her son, and promises to condemn the decision of the manager to expel them

http://newswatch28.com/expelled-from-kfc-for-breastfeeding-her-42-year-old-son/

 

[_tessarecting]

Well done.

 

[quokka]

Why in the world would the 42 year old man want to suckle on his mothers leathery old nipple anyway............. AT KFC??

He needed the milky sustenance to wash down his fried chicken?

 

[Cannavore]

heres another article from that site




NASA has announced this morning that they have discovered a planet completely covered with marijuana, a discovery that has completely taken scientists by surprise.

Planet X637Z-43, discovered using NASA’s Kepler satellite, would also allegedly be one of the very few planets potentially habitable according to NASA experts, who have detected sufficient levels of oxygen and nitrogen to support human life.

The presence of marijuana on other planets could strongly encourage future generations to take interest in space exploration, some experts believe.

“We always think young people aren’t interested by anything but it’s false. Young people love smoking pot,” explains David Charbonneau, astronomer at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics.

“Chlorophyll concentration analyses generated by Kepler lead us to believe that the level of THC in these marijuana plants is 3000% higher than the plants found on Earth. If that doesn’t motivate young people to explore space, I don’t know what will,” admits the expert, clearly enthusiastic.

“Regardless, marijuana will without a doubt be a valuable and indispensable resource for interstellar trips. Imagine if it takes 140 years to travel from one planet to another, let’s just say it’s going to be a very long trip. You better have rolled yourself a couple of joints for the road,” he admits with humor.

Since the discovery, NASA has launched a campaign on social medias to name the new planet and so far, the name Bob Marley has taken the lead with over 2 094 367 votes at the time of this report.

 

[vostok]

del

 

[Perpetual Nooch]

I was going to say this can't be real. Satire.

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

Too bad it's a joke. I'd love to be in the courtroom when the KFC lawyer demanded that mom prove she can still give milk.

Wonder if the writers just snagged that photo of the happy couple from the internet? Should make their next family gathering a fun time.

 

[shithawk420]

"I have raised a tall, beautiful son"lol

 

[panick503]

Heh much more entertained than I expected to be when I clicked on the thread...

 

[shithawk420]

If someone posted my pic on the internet,claiming I was breastfeeding from my elderly mother,I would sue the fuck out ta them.my life would be ruined.that guy does looked retarded or something. no offense to anyone with mental disorders

 

[vostok]

If someone posted my pic on the internet,claiming I was breastfeeding from my elderly mother,I would sue the fuck out ta them.my life would be ruined.that guy does looked retarded or something. no offense to anyone with mental disorders

Sure but you gotta love that sweater, ...the pink shirt does look a little backwards, but as mentioned above

How do you get a 76 yo women to lactate ...? (leak milk)

 

[shithawk420]

Yeah,that vest is awesome.I'll bet she made it for him!

 

[vostok]

I had a sweater like that once, ..made by my mom, outta scrap wool, then a buddy bought a WW2 E-boat.
We were out in the Danish sea and it started to sink, from a hole hitting a rock we jambed
everything into that hole but we still were sinking, so I donated my moms hard work,
we lived until the helicopter arrived, the then boat sunk, my buddy got filthy rich
and years later salvaged the boat, he later sold the boat to a sth American to pay bills
...it was a great boat


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-boat

 

[shithawk420]

Are you fucking serious Vostok?that's a hell of a story.glad you lived to tell the tale.sorry about your sweater!

 

[NEW ENGLAND]

On the other hand,given the choice in those old saggy wrinkled up KFC biscuits ?

 

[shithawk420]

Its all about the gravy!that shit is straight up crack!

 

[vostok]

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I am not to know this news was 'bullshit' but I just saw the movie Mad Max: Fury Road,
and there are many instances in this flick of grown men and woman drinking human milk ..

cool movie and under these circumstances I too would bath in milk....lol

SCORE: 9/10
http://mic.com/articles/90763/the-surprising-reason-why-many-men-are-now-drinking-breast-milk
http://www.madmaxmovie.com/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392190/?ref_=hm_cht_t3

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

If someone posted my pic on the internet,claiming I was breastfeeding from my elderly mother,I would sue the fuck out ta them.my life would be ruined.that guy does looked retarded or something. no offense to anyone with mental disorders

No offense taken.

 

[shithawk420]

Thanks C.Rabbit.I was mostly kidding.you can tell they are probably mother and son.they have the same nose and facial structure.

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

Thanks C.Rabbit.I was mostly kidding.you can tell they are probably mother and son.they have the same nose and facial structure.

Me too.

I was checking out their similarities too. Seems I've seen that photo before somehow. Don't know how you'd do a web search on a photo like that. But it would be wild to come across this story and see your mug in the photograph. I think that's what makes this story... they're such the happy couple!