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Midwest Ditchweed

Verite

My little pony.. my little pony
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I would avoid the stuff like the plague.. good weed crossed with poo is just going to give you good looking poo.
 

Pops

Resident pissy old man
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I already have good-looking poo, nice floaty stuff. but it smells like shit. Do you think it might be the roadkill skunk shit I keep hearing about?
 

Verite

My little pony.. my little pony
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No ... Im pretty sure its your love of White Castle and Taco Bell. :woohoo:
 

Pops

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Damn you, Verite! I haven't had a good White Castle(GUT BOMB) since I left the Midwest. Now I have a craving, and it's all your fault.
 
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Pops said:
I already have good-looking poo, nice floaty stuff. but it smells like shit. Do you think it might be the roadkill skunk shit I keep hearing about?

:woohoo: We found the roadkill everybody! LOL
 

B.C.

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Pops said:
I already have good-looking poo, nice floaty stuff. but it smells like shit. Do you think it might be the roadkill skunk shit I keep hearing about?
Yeah Pops but is it PURPLE? LOL Take care...BC
 

Guest423

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well....the ditchweed would get way more dense like normal buds if they didn't have a million seeds in them....i've pulled all the males out of a ditchweed patch before and the buds get big and dense.

i actually know of some kids that make hash with the ditchweed and sell it....i wouldn't buy it or smoke it but they do.

if you want to eliminate ditchweed around your growing area just go through and rip out every single plant you see...no seed no plants the next yr...sometimes some pop the next season but just pluck them....my best 2 grow spots were old ditchweed plots....hella sun, great soil, ect...there was a reason it grew so well there to begin with.....another bonus is anyone in the area that knows about marijuana probably already knows about the big patches of ditchweed thats been growing there for 100 yrs....it's still there but this time it's all dank....and it's mine lol
 

Verite

My little pony.. my little pony
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Pops said:
Damn you, Verite! I haven't had a good White Castle(GUT BOMB) since I left the Midwest. Now I have a craving, and it's all your fault.


Funny.. I have a WC about 4 blocks from the house thats open 24/7 .. the TB is only open til 2am and its a 1/2 block from the WC. I would be f-in huge if I didnt take eating lessons from Nicole Richie.

NicoleRichie2.jpg
 

1TWISTEDTRUCKER

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Fidel Castro said:
this shit ruins any outdoor crop around here. Its impossible to dent the ditchweed male population, so you cant get anything sensi....

if its true that this stuff came from hemp farms, I think that moving it to california would be a BAD idea, if it became feral it could ruin a a lot of grows
I've considerd this problem,with much discust,as i live in southern IA.
I want to do a guerilla grow,so bad i can taste it.
The conclusion i've come to is i'll really have to do some serious scouting,w/the normal security isues in mind,as well as looking for micro climates where the wind is affected in a + way to minimize pollen being blow into the area of the grow.
Worst case is your crop will gwt seeded so potency will be hurt some,but it'll still beat the hell out of the mexi brick shit avialable round here.
Of course the seeds wont be worth a shit,but you might get a nice trait at random,who knows?

PEACE;1TT
 
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pineappaloupe said:
Quick question.... can agricultural grade hemp pollinate the recreational/medical grade herb?

Yes .. and it's a real problem.

If the government wanted to get rid of pot being grown in the US, they could simply allow industrial hemp to be grown.

This would greatly reduce the quality and quantity of smoking bud being grown.
 

genkisan

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Pyrex said:
This stuff is everywhere around me. There's probably 300+ in my backyard alone and I live in the city. There's a field of 1000's just a few blocks away. Very purple/reddish, very crystaly and smell very fruity but buds are very airy and stretched along 10-15' of stem.

J.


If it is crystally, dry some and tumble/BHO it....

In my experience, if it have gooey trichomes, it will git you high.....dry and extract, with either ubblebags, a dry tumble or BHO and try it out.

If is gives good extracts, you will never have to buy or grow weed again...and will have more hash tan you know what to do with.

PM me if you need extraction help....
 

muddy waters

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it smells really fruity and has "tons" of crystals, and there are hundreds of them? no shit?

why not get some dishwashing gloves and make charas? even if it were the nebraska no high on potency seems like a worthwhile waste of time to me. just for the smell of it.

pops you crack me up man, i know you're sad that the dea's big 5 million dollar feral hemp busts haven't delivered the sweeping improvements to everyones lives that were promised. i hear society still doesn't resemble leave it to beaver for instance but wait the dea is promising big changes next year, next year could be the year that we finally defeat the feral fiber cultivar menace, break every hippies bong and bleach the colored people white... so don't lose hope old man the dea's war isn't lost yet. they're making progress. mission accomplished. yahtzee

but maybe, just maybe the dea accidentally revealed where they'd found hemp that tested for high thc levels?

naaaaah just wasting money.
 

Pops

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I was hoping that the DEA would have a bake sale to raise funds to eradicate all the feral hemp in the country. They wouldn't even have to turn on the stove as they have confiscated tons of yummy goodies from all the med clubs in San Diego and L.A. I know damn well I would buy some brownies, cookies and especially the gooey balls to help the cause. We all want Beaver's mom to feel safe that little Beaver won't be sampling this dangerous drug.

Even though I am an inside grower, I don't want my outside grower friends to have to worry about this dangerous feral hemp with its potent THC levels that worries the DEA so much.

Actually, I wish that the DEA would put on a demo by smoking some of that dangerous hemp. Fuckers would be coughing their lungs out and would have a migraine for a week. See, it really is dangerous!

(Can we really bleach the colored man white? Wouldn't his dick shrink and he would lose the ability to slam dunk? Better to leave that one alone.)
 
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muddy waters

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pops there is no limit to what the dea can accomplish. once they've eliminated every last feral hemp plant on earth they are going to do the same on the moon, and then mars. the budget is there.

in fact after they have conclusively defeated the entire universe of drugs the dea is going to arrest the big bang for intent to distribute marijuana and for contradicting jesus. only then the second coming of beav will be possible.
 

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