looking for the weird and wonderful in AMSTERDAM

[Delta9-THC]

whats the best thing to do in amsterdam ...besides smoking
I smoke too much Im looking for small breaks in between lol

I have been there too many times to remember but I never planned to see any of the things I went to or did so I dont know where they are or what they were called ///

he hehe
of course favourite coffeshops , places and
opinions welcome : )

Peace

 

[POP]

have you ever savoured the delights of a ladyboy?

 

[Delta9-THC]

why are they nice?

 

[POP]

i do not know. but it would probably be very a weird experience, would you not agree?

 

[GOT_BUD?]

Robin Williams does this stand up bit on being felt up by a gorilla.

There's only one animal who can tell you
if she's happy and wants to mate.
That is Coco, the silver back Gorilla.
She saw me, the blue eyed simian.
She was intrigued.
She said to her trainer...
- What is that mean? - She wants you to tickle her.
OK, I tickle her...
Then she goes...
- What is that mean? - She wants you to lift your shirt.
I lift my shirt, she reaches out and grabs both my nipples.
And when an pound Gorilla's got you by the titts...
you listen!
Then my balls went: "Somebody wants to play."
- Should we go to phase two? - NO! Do not go to phase two!
"I repeat! Do not go to liftoff!"
"This may feel like a human, but notice the placement of the tumbs."
"This is not a human!"
"Do not go to phase two!"
"Warning! Warning!"
She must've sense something, 'cause she grabs me by the hand,
takes me in the back. Daktari meets Delivrance.
I'm expecting the Crocodile Hunter to walk out and go:
"Cranky! She wants to fuck his brains out."
"Watch out, boys and girls. Danger! Danger! Danger!"
"This could be like that time I put my finger in a crock's cloette."
But part of me went: "Could be fun!"
Would make a great story for a bar.
A guy's going: "I had a wild night in Vegas."
"Yeah? I banged a Gorilla."
"Where's everybody going?"

 

[idontgivenames]

id go to a brothel and get my dick sucked by a fat chick with big tits.

 

[POP]

fill yourself with sativas and just sit and watch the world go by?
i would have floyd playing in my ears whilst attempting this though or you could go mad.

 

[robobond]

u good try out their mushies. then go to the reiks museum or however you spell it.

 

[Wisconsinsmoker]

rofl @ a ladyboy

wtf....hell no

 

[Verite]

Have you fingered a dike?

 

[Delta9-THC]

these arent exactly origional ... still

 

[Delta9-THC]

"get stoned" : / hmmm havent done that before

 

[glock23]

Go for a late night bike ride around the 'Dam. Finish it off by smoking a huge spliff in 'Dam Square.

 

[Moppel]

dont get stoned for a day?

 

[FallenBuddha]

there are many many things to do in amsterdam, this could get a bit long...

doing the Van Gogh museum on shrooms, preferably copelandia.

finding a nice place for thai body to body massage w/happy ending.

going for a canalboat tour.

going to the torture museum. the sex museum, electric ladyland museum, or any of the small off the wall museums

you can go to the anne frankhuis, madam tussades or any of the other long line tourist attractions

learning how to say "do you speak russian?" in dutch with a heavy russian accent to ward off beggars and charlie dealers.

going to the rijks museum in the morning, then walking to the albert heijn market just passed the van gogh museum getting a nice assortment of yummies from the take away and having a picnic in the park of the museumplein.

going to the zoo, aquarium or hortus botanicus, with or with out fungal and herbal augmentation.

jerking off in the peep show at sexyland.

by wandering the cobblestones of the wallen (main red light district) looking for a bronze boobie in the pavement, and then rewarding yourself by having an unbelievable 100 euro session with one of the superstar ladies of the RLD (pm me for where to find a list with ratings of the ladies).

a visit to the brouwerij t'ij to sample their brews (especially columbus and zatte) its in a windmill.

a stroll around one of the markets, the albert cuypmarkt and waterlooplein fleamarkets are 2 great ones.

reading a book in vondelpark if the weather is nice.

a trip to cannabis college and the hash hemp marijuana museum.

a stop at the flying dutchmen's shop to hear the lovely little lady describe the various strains of cannabis seeds available, to hear her describe it should cost 4.99 a minute.

a visit to the flower market.

a day trip to lisse to see the magnificent tulip fields of the keukenhoff

a day trip to engmon an zee to the seashore.

go off and explore the 2 lesser known red light districts, the singelbeid (just north of the seed boutique) and the pijp on the hobbemakade and get a less expensive romp.

or take a leak in one of the urinoirs (the large cylindrical green enclosures near the canals) which in the summer can be a horrid experience.

or just pop in and say hello to old pink at the boutique.


just a few ideas off the top of my head.

peace -fb

 

[Delta9-THC]

dont get stoned for a day?

well atlest its orig. : )

 

[Delta9-THC]

preferably copelandia.


going to the torture museum. the sex museum, electric ladyland museum, or any of the small off the wall museums


going to the zoo, aquarium or hortus botanicus, with or with out fungal and herbal augmentation.


a trip to cannabis college and the hash hemp marijuana museum.

or just pop in and say hello to old pink at the boutique.

peace -fb

these I was gonna do anyways : )

a stop at the flying dutchmen's shop to hear the lovely little lady describe the various strains of cannabis seeds available, to hear her describe it should cost 4.99 a minute.

last time I was there there was a very nice girl in the homegrown fantaseeds shop : ) showed me round the garden

go off and explore the 2 lesser known red light districts, the singelbeid (just north of the seed boutique) and the pijp on the hobbemakade and get a less expensive romp.

by wandering the cobblestones of the wallen (main red light district) looking for a bronze boobie in the pavement, and then rewarding yourself by having an unbelievable 100 euro session with one of the superstar ladies of the RLD (pm me for where to find a list with ratings of the ladies).

I might have a little look although I think the company would mind

or take a leak in one of the urinoirs (the large cylindrical green enclosures near the canals) which in the summer can be a horrid experience.

they were new there last time ...stunk like sh"t

Peace

 

[9Lives]

Dont go to the torture museum..it sucked

 

[H. Wurst]

So where can i find those "ladyboys"?

 

[Delta9-THC]

H.Wurst ...look for the "blue" lights not the red ones .... back when we were young a "friend" went to one and didnt know : ) ha ha ha well until we all told him later