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Ultramarin

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Well what better place then here!!! Become our Storyteller Blue! 😎
another one:

in the mid-80s, i visited the tribal areas at the khyber pass on the pakistani-afghan border, where I bought a 200g block of the finest afghan hash. on the way back to india, i'm standing on the exterior platform of a train at the islamabad railway station, waiting for its departure. the hash is tucked into my waistband when suddenly a uniformed guy walks beneath me, turns around, and starts yelling, 'you have hashish, you have hashish...' attempting to drag me off the platform. i shout back at him, 'don't touch me, i'm a christian, you're not allowed to touch me.' the idiot immediately lets go of me, while the train slowly starts moving. he continues to run alongside, yelling, 'you have hash, you have hash...' until the train gains enough speed, and he can no longer keep up...
 

Persianfarmer

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another one:

in the mid-80s, i visited the tribal areas at the khyber pass on the pakistani-afghan border, where I bought a 200g block of the finest afghan hash. on the way back to india, i'm standing on the exterior platform of a train at the islamabad railway station, waiting for its departure. the hash is tucked into my waistband when suddenly a uniformed guy walks beneath me, turns around, and starts yelling, 'you have hashish, you have hashish...' attempting to drag me off the platform. i shout back at him, 'don't touch me, i'm a christian, you're not allowed to touch me.' the idiot immediately lets go of me, while the train slowly starts moving. he continues to run alongside, yelling, 'you have hash, you have hash...' until the train gains enough speed, and he can no longer keep up...
Ha ha ha… Midnight Express 2 starring Blue aka German Sativa Seed Hunter.. The scene takes place somewhere between the Pakistani K2 and Panj Shir…our hero Malko is stuck with 200gr of the finnest Afghani spootnik cut with some of the finest opium of Mazar-i- Sharif his SAS…next episod on this coming Thursday😂😂😂
 

EasyE

Member
Your killing me Farsi Farmer.

"And on the next episode we will be driving four wheel drive through the cowfield collecting dung psilocybin at high speed while being chased by the land owner shooting off his shotgun at us"

STAY TUNED.
 

Persianfarmer

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Hiya lovely farmers from around the Planet

Today went hiking and my story continues…brought my new friend some fresh Green Crack (3rd day in fridge curing) and went to visit him…My day was amazing started by firing up joints, I have to say he had decent indica with him, persian indicas are verry berry tasting or earth tasting (must be the kush ha ha ha), played a bit of music, cooked bread, drank thym tea… on my back cross path this young master singing traditional…hope I can be able to upload my video and pictures:
Pic1 dried but still fresh green crack
Pic2 landscape of hiking (looks a bit like Afghanistan)
Pic3 my new friend making silly face and cooking bread
Pic4 thym tea in a veggie cup
Pic5 Spinach bread ( komach bread)
Pic6 Walnut, mullberry komach bread

Hope I was able to make you travel with me!!!!

Common you Ganja lovers I know you all have stories to tell, Join the fun
 

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jokerman

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Yes sir!!! Let me know if you want some of my fine Greencrack for creativity purposes… i am giving them a last haicut before curing them in the freezer
I was growin me some green crack auto from mephisto.
What a sweet wittle girl who was delicious and quick .
I was creative when I smoked it and explored the deep recesses of my gastronomical brain for new feed plots ,so to speak
 

Persianfarmer

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Well i forgot to put the walnut mulberry bread’s pic and right now i am getting stoned on the indica that my mountain brother gave me while watching my babies (HGK and LA Amnesia) grow on 2sqm balcony( a few pics)
 

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jokerman

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Well i forgot to put the walnut mulberry bread’s pic and right now i am getting stoned on the indica that my mountain brother gave me while watching my babies (HGK and LA Amnesia) grow on 2sqm balcony( a few pics)
You rocked my Casbah brother !
 

Persianfarmer

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Damn the more i smoke this persian unknown indica from Tehran (tge one tge brother gave me, the more I like ii). Very resinous, crystal all over, berry with earth taste, gets you stoned and with waves, kinda like surfing…like it a lot damn and no seeds🥺
 

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Persianfarmer

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I believe it is
The have a presence in the USA.
A great and well-deserved reputation
Cool! I think US has some of the best hybrids out there. I always wanted to try kiwiseeds as their seeds were very exotic and from NZ, but never happened. Growing DNA and Paradise Seeds right now
 

Persianfarmer

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By the way I racked my Tangerine wine in a 10L old wiskey bottle and let it sit for 6months ahhhhh then another 6 months in bottles….ahhhh…wait a year but it is well worth the patience 🤪🤪🤪
 

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Persianfarmer

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Then I think I am going to fire up some of my strawberry lemonade in a nice joint with a coffee… u r all welcome to join me!
 

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