List of Crazy Band Names

[genkisan]

Found a crazy list of real band names...some funny ass shit.

It is quite long, so I am only posting the "A"s....if folks like it, I will post more


A Blind Dog Stares
A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce
A Boy Named Gomer
Above Average Weight Band
Abracadaver
Abstract Evil Barbie
A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't a Cake
Accidental Goat Sodomy
Adickdid
Adios Pantalones
Admiral Poopy Pants and His Dancing Teeth
Adult Children of Heterosexuals
Adventures in Shrubbery
The Advil Monkeys
Affordable Floors
Afghanistan Banana Stand
Afro Chinstrap
Agent Orange in Bite-Size Tablets
Aggressive Crotch Display
Agnes Morehead
Aha, the Attack of the Green Slime Beast
Albino Toilet Boys
Alcoholocaust
Alcoholics Unanimous
Alien Fashion Show
Alien Nymphos from Uranus
Alien Sex Fiend
All You Can Eat
Almighty Lumberjacks of Death
The Amazing Embarrasonic Human Karaoke Machine
Amberham Lincoln
Amputatoe
Amputee and the Eunichs
Anal Babes
Anal Beard Barbers
Anal Cunt
Anal Genocide
Anal Sadist
Anal Sausage
Anal Solvent
Ancient Chinese Penis
An Emotional Fish
Angry Salad
Angry Samoans
Anthrapology Will Remain Spelt Like This
Anus the Menace
Appalachian Death Ride
Apocolypse Hoboken
The Archbishop's Enema Fetish
Are These My Pants?
The Armadildoes
Armageddon Dildos
Armed and Hammered
Armpit
Arm the Homeless
Army of Prawns
Arthur Loves Plastic
Ashtray Babyhead
Ashtray Boy
The Ass Baboons of Venus
Asshole Parade
Ass Ponys
Assrash
Ass Solvent
Assuck
Asylum Street Spankers
Attila The Stockbroker
Avenging Lawnmowers of Justice
Ayatollah Mama Please

 

[Guest]

lol

 

[Lmwfy]

hahahah those are pretty good....Post a few more

 

[buckeye-leaf]

I remember noticing a band name on pollstar once when looking for Slayer tickets and their band name was Satanic Butt Slayer.

buckeye-leaf

 

[genkisan]

hahahah those are pretty good....Post a few more

By request, the "B" list:

Baby Jason and the Spankers
Baby Shit Brown
Badical Turbo Radness
The Bad Livers
Bad Mutha Goose
Bad Tequila Experience
Baldilocks
Baloney Ponys
Banana Blender Surprise
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
A Band Named Bob
Band Over
Band That Shot Liberty Valence
Bang Gang
Barbara's Bush
Barbeque Bob and the Spare Ribs
Barbie Bones
Barefoot Hockey Goalie
Barenaked Ladies
Barf
Barking Aardvarks
Barnyard Ballers
Barnyard Slut
Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble
Barry White Boys
The Barstool Prophets
Bassholes
The Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash
Bathtub Holiday
Batman and Asshole
Bearded Clams
Bearded Itchy Lover
Beast Penis
Beats the Hell Out of Me
Bedwetter
Beef Masters
Beerbellied Scum From Central Bucks County
Ben Dover and the Screamers
The Bendy Monsters
Bent Richards
Ben Wa and the Blue Balls
Bernie the Trailer Park Queen and the Deadbeat Dads
Bertha Does Moosejaw
Bertha's Mule
Betty Ford
Betty's Fish Bag
Betty's Not a Vitamin
Beverley Beer Bellies
Biblical Proof of UFOs
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
Big Ass Truck
Big Balls and the Great White Idiot
Big Bird's Turds
Big Black Nun
Big Blow and the Bushwackers
Big Daddy Cumbuckets
Big Dead Fish
Big Dick and the Extenders
Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space
Big Fish Ensemble
Big In Iowa
Big White Undies
The Biggest Freak in New Jersey
Bile Suckpump
Bill Bixby's Big-Ass Communist Eighteen Wheeler
Bimbo Toolshed
Bindle Blaster and the Big Stub Disaster
Bionic Roomate
Birth Hole
Bitch Funky Sex Machine
Bitch Slap
Bitch Transmission
Bitter Enemies/Butter Enemas
Bizarr Sex Trio [sic]
Bjorn Again
The Black Jewish Homosexual Experience
Black Leather Agenda
Black Leather Jesus
Blast That Cock
Bleeding Rectum
Blew Willie
Bloated Scrotum
Bloated Tick
Blonder Tongue
Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens
Bloody Mess and the Scabs
Bloody Stools
Bloody Tongue and the Thalidomide Babies
Blow Job Queen
Blow Monkeys
Blown Apart Bastards
Blue Balls Deluxe
Boba Fett Youth
Bob Barker's Sweaty Sack
Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
Body Falling Down Stairs
Boiled Angel
Bolt Upright and the Erections
Bondage A Go Go
Bonedaddys
Boner Donors
Bongwater
Bongzilla
Bordering On Retarded
Boris the Sprinkler
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
Bowling for Larva
Bowling for Soup
BowWowWowHaus
The Boxing Ghandis
Boy Scouts of Annihilation
The Boy With the Frog on His Forhead [Pojken Med Grodan I Pannan]
Bozo Porno Circus
Brad Pitt Live and Nude
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Breakfast in Beirut
Brian Jonestown Massacre
Bright Blue Gorilla
Broken Nose
Brownie Points
Brown Lobster Tank
Brutis Bit Me
Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys
Bullwinkel Gandhi
Brutal Juice
Brutal Noodle
Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters
Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas
Buddha Thunkit
Bulimia Banquet
Bumgravy
The Bumpin' Uglies
Bunchoffuckingoofs
Burger Pimp
Burning Lesbians
Burning Sofa #10
Burn the Priest
Burn Your Tongue
The Bus Station Loonies
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators
Butt Flux
Butt Full of Dick
Butt Jowl Picnic
Butthole Surfers
Butt Savages
Buttsteak
Butt Trumpet

 

[Guest]

dont forget
"cock & ball torture" - a grind band
"crotchduster" - their stuffs pretty funny
"prosthetic cunt" - another grind band

and ultravomit.. not vulgar bandname per se, but a good band

its funny, bc i think i have around 15-20 of those bands you listed

 

[Makavellian]

"Blue Balls Deluxe" haha
damn those are some funny and crazy names

 

[Dr.Feelgood]

Evil Beaver is a chick band from back home. Cool bishes.

 

[genkisan]

Werl, if folks want I will post the "C" list.......

 

[Guest]

I didn't see Bloodfart on there.

 

[always2theLeft]

your missing blood fart and anal cunt!

 

[Guest]

And when we get to the Ms, don't forget The Menstrual Chunks.