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Lady Sovereign?

Delta9-THC said:
also ... anyone who said they'd want it .... you just want someone to turn the tables and treat you like a wh*re ....

enjoy cause she'll be spitting on you in a week .... and you'll probably enjoy that too ....

Oh yeah and If you ever do get with her .... enjoy the seconds after the big Mo-n-Key's she would normally have on her ass.... you know the type that like Grime? lol

Jesus ... you are retarded

Peace

It sounds like you looooovvvve her.

Ha, ha! You love Lady Sovereign! :pointlaug
 
G

Guest

lmao,
who wudnt want a grimey, polyester wearing,slack jawed yolkle, dripping with cheap gold to slap about from time to time, not as a form of abuse but just cuz she needs it & it wud ease a stressfull day, "OI, laddie soverign, here,now!!! ssssssssslllllllllllllaaaaaaP, oh yeah..............
 
ayhev-jezvarted said:
lmao,
who wudnt want a grimey, polyester wearing,slack jawed yolkle, dripping with cheap gold to slap about from time to time, not as a form of abuse but just cuz she needs it & it wud ease a stressfull day, "OI, laddie soverign, here,now!!! ssssssssslllllllllllllaaaaaaP, oh yeah..............

Sure...You come home from a stressful day at work and you see this tart around the house, blank stare on her face, chewing gum, watching daytime TV because she won't get a job, wearing her trackies.

Ker-slap!

Man, I feel better already.

Now get on your knees bitch, and make yourself useful!
 
G

Guest

theres gotta be a market for that somewhere, cud set up an agency, BITCHSLAPPERS INC, some tangy tart comes round & gives it loads of lip until you release a full on verbal diorrea halting woo-tang round the chops in the form of an open handed well aimed bitch silencer, AAAAHHH, cheers hon $50 ok? see ya next wk.....
suppose it wud keep animal safety control of your back due to the dog not getting kicked as much.........

at this point id like to clarifiy that i have never ever so much as thrown a dirty look with intent to follow up, at any female ever......beleive i kicked a dog in self defense as a kid once, but thats it
 

glock23

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haha like the fact you added another couple sentences as a disclaimer after sayin all that shit...

I would totally show her who's boss...haha
 
ayhev-jezvarted said:
fuck yeah, customers are lining up already :woohoo:
I'm in!

Guys nowadays are such pussies and let the woman in their lives run everything for them, just like their mommies.

I have no doubt you'd get these pussy-whipped idiots to line up for such a service because they're not man enough to stand up to their wife/girlfriend.

Soo... they gotta take it out on another woman who won't be mad at them.

Now, where to find those women to provide the service...

I know! Battered women's shelters! They already know how to take a punch, and all the clients will be doing is slapping them- $50 per slap. So, in comparison, it's not a bad gig for them...
 
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Guest

lol,
i know this is way off topic & probly not the best example of political correctness, but fuck me , ya gotta laff
 

glock23

one in the chamber
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haha yeah....as long as it's all in humor and you're not out there punching random bitches' lights out
 

sproutco

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krustytheclown said:
And lately, I've been dreaming about going to her concerts and I feel compelled to jam to her stuff in the car...It's freaking weird...Maybe I just love her and don't realize it.
This is what you originally said Krusty. I see you trying to play that shit off to be cool. :smile:
 

Delta9-THC

from the mists and the shadows .... there you wil
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CANNABIS FORUMS ....

CANNABIS FORUMS ....

krusty .... yeah I love soveriegn ... lol

Nah ... why would i want that when I got better here mate ... never had to stoop to that level ...(anyone who even thinks she'd be nice even without that "FAKE" Attitude ....)

But yeah your idea about bashing about battered women .... no thats not funny either ....

Guess you need to grow up
Men and boys will get slapped by me .... Never even look ata women funny or you wont be able to use those eyes for looking again .... Someone will help you lose em .... If not me

Take this however you want .... but you better hide your nastier sides around REAL people ... They'll destroy you in an instant

Thankyou sprout-Y
You pointed out exactly what I did .... watch out he dosent say you want her too eh? HA HA HA

As I said Take it how you like Krusty ... and I admire your honesty Even tho you know no one will agree .... Because most of the people here ...arent 7

Hope your all good ...
Peace

:joint:
 
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Delta9-THC said:
krusty .... yeah I love soveriegn ... lol

Nah ... why would i want that when I got better here mate ... never had to stoop to that level ...(anyone who even thinks she'd be nice even without that "FAKE" Attitude ....)

But yeah your idea about bashing about battered women .... no thats not funny either ....

Guess you need to grow up
Men and boys will get slapped by me .... Never even look ata women funny or you wont be able to use those eyes for looking again .... Someone will help you lose em .... If not me

Take this however you want .... but you better hide your nastier sides around REAL people ... They'll destroy you in an instant

Thankyou sprout-Y
You pointed out exactly what I did .... watch out he dosent say you want her too eh? HA HA HA

As I said Take it how you like Krusty ... and I admire your honesty Even tho you know no one will agree .... Because most of the people here ...arent 7

Hope your all good ...
Peace

:joint:


It's all in good fun.

You know better than that...
 

Delta9-THC

from the mists and the shadows .... there you wil
Veteran
do I ...











yes I spose I do ... just hate joking about things that arent funny ya know ... no harm I spose ... just dont expect me to laugh ... but all peace to ya!

Peace
 
Delta9-THC said:
do I ...yes I spose I do ...


Most people do; it's just a matter of acting the right way that people seem to have a problem with.

Example: Dickhead yuppie in a brand-new BMW he can't afford wants to stop at Starbucks and buy his over-priced hot, caffenated water (commonly referred to as "coffee"). But, he doesn't want to be subjected to the hardship of walking a full 100 feet from one of the only available parking spots. So, what does he do? he parks his car in a Handicap spot right by the front door. Now, obviously, our dickhead yuppie knows he cannot/should not park there, but he doesn't let his conscience affect his behavior.

That is what causes me concern.

I mean, I'm willing to cut almost anyone a break if they just plain don't realize that doing something is wrong (e.g., hitting a woman, stealing, mugging). But, I think that people who do bad things to other people and know they shouldn't, should get totally screwed over. I'm talking Shri'a-type retribution, too: cut off a hand for stealing, immediate execution for murderers, castration for rapists and child molestors (if not execution as well), and so on.

BTW, I think that people who park in handicap spaces should have their cars confiscated and not get them back, and they should lose their driver's license for a year and do 3 days in jail. Oh, and a $1000 fine. :bat:
 

Delta9-THC

from the mists and the shadows .... there you wil
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krusty ... im not testing your intergrity just making a point ... but we all cant go out to judge each other .. it'll just make it worse dont you think?

Anyway ... I gotta agree ... a joke's a joke .... Hatred is not
And Yes I'm Confusing lol

Peace
 
You are correct!

You are correct!

Delta9-THC said:
krusty ... im not testing your intergrity just making a point ... but we all cant go out to judge each other .. it'll just make it worse dont you think?

Peace

You are right!

The problem is, we all have that little judgemental part of your psyche, which makes us want to inflict pain of those who we feel "deserve" it.

That's why guys smack their girlfriends/wives around. That's why guys get their ass beaten in barfights (the alcohol helps, too).

I've worked in enough environments with a pervasive culture where people are actively looking to judge someone and find an excuse to kick their butt.

You're right, it does cause violence, fear and uncertainty among those in such an environment; ask anyone living in Europe in the last 2000 years who were subject to the Inquisition or any of the myriad of religious purges, which were caused by one religion judging the "righteousness" of another religion.

You must understand: people are well within their rights to judge others. I mean, if you didn't judge who Charles Manson is, and disregarded his past, then you could possibly let him into your house if he asked you. That is an example of why it is important to judge others (it's hyperbole to illustrate my point).

I mean, if nobody judged anybody, there would be no incentive to do good works, in terms of how other people interact with you...God may have different plans in store for bad people, however.

I'm drunk and rambling, but I hope you see the point: In order to have a working society, it is important to judge others. Otherwise, one would be stripping themselves of a basic defensive tool they can use to avoid interacting with those who would harm them.

Anyway, the more I read about Lady Sovereign, the more I'm conviced I love her.

Stupid chav bitch...
 

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