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LA Gentlemen's Clubs
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well, I didn't want to start off by calling him cheap but.......HCSmyth said:
I'll bet he's so tight the dancers can hear his ass squeak when he walks by.
I wouldn't be cheap, but if I got a dance from a stripper I would tip them. If you don't want to spend money, don't go to a strip bar, period. If you want the best "bang" for the buck (pun intended), get a plane ticket to Thailand or the Philippines, and visit a local singles bar. For some local action, find a korean massage place that opens up late. I've seen massage parlors that say "no massage" in them *hint*... There's no reason you should ever spend a thousand bucks on a stripper. There's no reason you should spend 0 either unless you're a cheap bastard named Stoned2Death...
karma-shmarma
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Geezer 101 said:
eheh
If yer paying fer sex, why not drop the $1000 on nice escorts at home?
You listen to your own music, you can smoke dope, you can drink booze and not pay $8 a beer, screw in yer own house (not in some nasty "VIP" room with rancid spooge on the floor.), and with $1000, you could have a couple of ladies for 3 hours.
Never will I understand strip clubs..........
You listen to your own music, you can smoke dope, you can drink booze and not pay $8 a beer, screw in yer own house (not in some nasty "VIP" room with rancid spooge on the floor.), and with $1000, you could have a couple of ladies for 3 hours.
Never will I understand strip clubs..........
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Stoner4Life said:
Nah, I just get pussy without having to pay for it. What a novel idea! I also don't spend money on bitches that aren't giving it up already. It's called not being a sucker. If you're paying for attention of any kind the bitch is only interested in your dollars, not you. That interest is feigned.
Not a novel idea in my book bro! it's the only way I lay, if it's free it's me!Stoned2Death said:
The $$ I spend is usually about $50.00 & I NEVER buy lap dances, just tips for the stage dancers is all. If a dancer wants to spend some time with me at my table (and they often do) they're welcome to stop and chat me up.
Are you even aware that these girls DO NOT get paid to dance by the club? The girls come in and PAY the club somewhere between $75.00-250.00 per night they dance. That's right they pay the club for their chance to dance up some $$$$ for the night. Fact!
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Oh yeah, I know how strip clubs work. You ever see the south park episode where Stan falls in love with a hooters chick? Rofl!!
Nubie Biatch
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You should be banned for following me around and attacking me at every turn asshole. Scumbag troll.
Lookie there......the little nubie bitch edited his post. What's wrong dude? Don't want people to see your true colors? That's right. Nubie Bitch is a propaganda whore here to protect zionists that chases me around the forum insulting me, then he edits his posts so nobody sees it? What are you trying to hide? Weak as ****.
Haha....just noticed he's been knocked down a peg on his karma meter too. Doesn't look like you're doing so well there Nubie Bitch.
Lookie there......the little nubie bitch edited his post. What's wrong dude? Don't want people to see your true colors? That's right. Nubie Bitch is a propaganda whore here to protect zionists that chases me around the forum insulting me, then he edits his posts so nobody sees it? What are you trying to hide? Weak as ****.
Haha....just noticed he's been knocked down a peg on his karma meter too. Doesn't look like you're doing so well there Nubie Bitch.
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i guess just spanding 1k in a night is a lot simpler than setting up a scholarship fund at the local school.............
hope they were gorgeous for that kinda money.
something that would amuse me..........blacklight party in a private room........
...........hey look..........the chair turns leopard print in the dark!!!
hope they were gorgeous for that kinda money.
something that would amuse me..........blacklight party in a private room........
...........hey look..........the chair turns leopard print in the dark!!!
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Stoner4Life said:
Between myself and one other friend we spent around 5k in one night at cheetahs in Fl. we got the vip table and bottle service which was like $200, the rest went to the girls. But we didnt pay for " dances" , the girsl were doing other things. I think its $300 per girl per hour and we each got 3 ( he took his at the same time, i took mine one at a time) plus we paid fr them to do some " extra " things they dont normally do ( i would type what they did but i think i could get banned) . Main reason we spent so much is that we got there at 11pm and they didnt close til 5 or 6am. Alot of tiem to get in trouble and alot of time to spend way to much. Best part was one of the girls gave me her # after i paid her mortgage or tuition so we ended up hooking up for free later that weekend.
Hindsight being 20/20 i wish i wouldnt have doen that. It was fun to say i did but it was uncomfortable and after a while just a pain. Being in strip clubs for more than 4 hours is a battle of endurance and i was tired of it.
All i know is if you spend more than $300 at a strip club and you dont get laid you need to stay at home. Strippers are there to get your money , whether its showing their pussy for a buck or giving you some for a few bucks more. Their pussy is how they make money, play the game or get played. By getting played i mean spending $300 and still havig to go home and rub one out
Nevermind
Unless the girl is a 12 out of 10 in terms of hotness, paying more than 300 just to hook up is being played, big time. Now, if you want the "experience", which by that I mean the strip club experience (maybe a bachelor party or something), then that's up to you how much that is worth. To me, the "strip club experience" isn't worth more than a 20 dollar tip and an entrance fee, but I'm not you.
Fuuny thing, I was trucking through Virginia (the state!) when I decided to take a break & hit a dance club. I found out quickly that they use 'pasties' (like a bandage) to cover their nipples to stay within the law, it sucked! Then a babe comes out and starts dancing with gold pasties covering her nips, solid gold (14K, I asked) covers shaped just like nipples, nice, perfect, pointy....... all the rest of the dancers looked like shyt compared to this gal & the $$$ she was being tipped proved it works. Very cool in my book.marx2k said:
