Just How "Old" Are You?
- Thread starter Tudo
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The Stupid People do seem to be a Blissfull lot, don't
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I kinda wish I could be ignorant as I was as a teen without the bad stuff. I was more hopeful then cause I did not know any better.
I know a lot of bad things now about people and the world but am working on forgetting them a little. Thinking about what is good even if it is not a fair or balanced overall outlook.
I'm only as old as the woman I'm lying next too.
Well SHIT,,, Guess its time to trade it tha 52 in fer a couple of 26s.
Peace TWISTED
rantan
Member
yea like many others here im sure that i still have not grown up .... even after 50 odd years lol
whats the go with that
one thing im looking forward to is Wisdom,
Wisdom supposedly comes with age
then when you get Wisdom, seems like no time at all and you get Alzhiemers and forget the whole bloody lot , everything ...
what kind of a setup is that
whats the go with that
one thing im looking forward to is Wisdom,
Wisdom supposedly comes with age
then when you get Wisdom, seems like no time at all and you get Alzhiemers and forget the whole bloody lot , everything ...
what kind of a setup is that
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noyd666
well lol I aint got alzhiemers ? but I sure as hell starting to forget what I forgot. old age mate.
gobbler3447
Active member
The latest old folks word, "Exaustipation" meaning, I'm too old and tired to give a "shit".
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shokdee
Golly gee gosh, I was looking for beauty tips and age-reversal techniques but I stumbled onto a joke thread, ha ha.
Am I the only one that counts in dog's years?
Am I the only one with nine lives (less a few, but I did pick up a bonus or two).
Let's see now:
I'm too "exhaustipated" to dream about all the woman I've laid.
But I'll always give a fuck.
(excuse my French mon sherry)
Shokdee
Am I the only one that counts in dog's years?
Am I the only one with nine lives (less a few, but I did pick up a bonus or two).
Let's see now:
I'm too "exhaustipated" to dream about all the woman I've laid.
But I'll always give a fuck.
(excuse my French mon sherry)
Shokdee
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shokdee
What Age am I in?
In dog years, it's the Middle Ages.
In my dreams, I'm in my Roaring Twenties.
In reality, it's still the Dark Ages.
In dog years, it's the Middle Ages.
In my dreams, I'm in my Roaring Twenties.
In reality, it's still the Dark Ages.
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turtle farmer
I'm as old as my nose,and a little bit older than my teeth.
but at least I'm still able to breathe this Nor Cal fresh air.
but at least I'm still able to breathe this Nor Cal fresh air.
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shokdee
I have the heart of a young child, or something 
I think I've the eyes of my great-grandpa,
in a bottle next to granma's teeth.
I have my memories all *backed up* on floppy drives!
I like to keep up to date!
I did one of the those *virus scans* the other day.
Found the *time-traveller* virus,
Doc assures me all the young people have it.
He's very plugged in!
Eat more greens, he recommends.
and Smile, I say.
Shokdee
Im 163 yrs old...My dad is a vampire...
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shokdee
Funny that, my doctor is Dr.A.Cula.He joined the Impaler's fan club.
Or was it the Impala's?
A bit bloodthirsty, but dashing good looks for his age.
Had a rough chest, paid him a visit to ask about my coughing.
He gave me a good deal.
Shokdee
Well...it's the Dog Days of August! My favorite time of the year.
Why?...I don't know..but, I've seen a bunch of them
Why?...I don't know..but, I've seen a bunch of them
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GMax
just turned 26... guess I am in a new bracket now...
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shokdee
I just turned over a new leaf...saw a hairy earth worm!
Leafed through my book on one-eyed reptiles.
FU-kushima Daichi One!
I wish they'd leave me alone.
Highly radioactive water seeping into the ocean from Japan's crippled Fukushima nuclear plant is creating an "emergency" that the operator is struggling to contain ......
Happy 26th birthday GMax!!
The future is looking bright hey!
Shokdee
