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Drugcheese

Member
I got put in jail for 3 days, just some stupid trespassing bullshit that I ended up beating because, well, I'm white and smart and clearly not a ****up and in the end we all make mistakes.

Sure I was stupid for one night but I didn't deserve to spend one minute in that tiny cement room. Every person I've ever gotten to know has broken the law at some point in their lives. This includes all of the successful people I've ever known, my parents, even the president. We live in a system that punishes those who get caught, and we all like to think of them as "others" but they're us.

If you've ever accidentally been locked in a room with no way to get out, you can understand the incredible frustration you feel, whether you got yourself in there or someone else locked you in. Now imagine that the person who locked you in there represents the viewpoint of the entire country. It's a defeating feeling. At any time, you can do what you want. But not in jail. And that's incredibly important.

The cell was 6' by 10'. I didn't see the sun during the entire time because the windows outside of the cell across the hall were frosted over.

I had a cell mate. He was a big injun in there for not paying court-ordered child-support. The cell had a toilet, sink and the bunk beds. Three walls were cement block and the 4th was bars.

The cell was then connected to a common area with 2 other cells. The common area was equal to the combined size of the 3 cells. The inmates from the 3 cells could hang out in the common area any time of day. It had a phone (collect calls only) and a table with a bench.

There were 5 of us total. One for GTA. We sat around and told all our stories of getting into trouble. Many laughs were had. Worst experience of my life.
 
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Guest

better than going for years............at least now you know what you want to stay away from.

glad ya beat the charges
 

marx2k

Active member
Veteran
Sorry to hear you got busted for trespassing. I guess you're lucky you're white in this case. As a black dude, they would probably have you up for murder right now. As a white guy, I keep dismissing the racial privilege I enjoy in this society.

So, what did you eat while in the clink?
 
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Guest

Been there, Yup he tried that! Then he had his nut sack ripped from his body and flung to the side like the piece of s--t he was. (PS I was in the miliatary loong before it was cool) Go home little boy!
 
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PoppinFresh

Active member
awww come on... fred is right.. guy is bitching about nothing.. oooooo 3 whole days for being charged for something HE DID.. and to top it all off, he gets off anyway..

sorry folks, that's not a ****in story. even my 24 hours was more hardcore and eventful than that. and i wouldn't waste my time bitching about it. guy was holed up with some guy who wouldn't or most likely couldn't pay his child support. some real criminal element you had to deal with there. whooooopdee friggin dooo. lol.

glad you didn't do 5-7, 15-20, or even 25 to life for trespassing. god knows you were facing SERIOUS time for a charge like that. LOL.

3 WELL DESERVED days for being a dickhead... wow i'm gon tell ICMag about it and get so much k+ for my ordeal. :jerkit:
 

DrHydro

Member
I was in jail all of last weekend... Cops came threw and abducted me:abduct:.. Then droped me right into jail... They did that right after they tazed me for fvckin nothin at all..
 
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Guest

DON"T TAZE ME BRO,,,,,,,



ZAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Fook that will feel better after the pain stops
 

usa

Member
Short stints in jail are kind of good reminders. One I will never forget what ice truly means to me. Nothing like just plain ol' ice water or ice tea. Jail no ice.
It also reminds me how I enjoy privacy and freedom to roam where and when I please as long as I'm not trespassing, lol

It reminds me not to let myself get too much out of shape because some bravetard may need a beaten. Jail reminds you of the feel of sleeping with an itchy wool blanket.

It reminds me how Peanut butter sandwiches are much better with jelly minus the footprint explaining why its crushed. Jail gets you writing long hand again. Jail will make some; pick up a book and read a novel they never had an interest in. Jail can remind you visually in your head how sweet the beauty of a woman truly can be and that they are truly are helpmates or suppose to be. Jail reminds you to tell your children to go further than 60 credits in college so you don’t become a big fat dumb cop or the piece of shit next to you who thinks you have allot in common because your there too. Jail does remind you that we have jails for a reason. I'm sure there is more.
 
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KharmaGirl

~Resident Puck Bunny~
Veteran
This guys last thread was closed because he was lying about having cancer trying to scam seeds or something outta people. Do i believe this thread? No.
 

Ganico

Active member
Veteran
In the south, trespassers often get shot. So, considering you just spent 3 days in jail, laughing and cutting up and telling jokes, and got the charges threw out or whatever, that sounds like a pretty good deal you got.
 

FallenBuddha

Chat Mod
Veteran
just think, now when the draft is reinstated you can sit on the group w bench smoking cigarettes with all the mother stabbers and father rapers.
 
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EatCannabisRaw

I was in jail recently, in Queens NY. Because I brought someone's anxiety pills with me through the airport.

Anyways, I was locked up for 16 hours or so, it felt like a lot longer.

Jail sucked..but it was ultimately good for me. I realized, how much I CRAVED FREEDOM. I was thinking how awesome it would be to just be homeless, compared to jail. Jail was horrible.

The 2nd cell I got transferred to was full of a bunch of people, mainly blacks, and I kept hearing stuff about marijuana offenses. What a waste of taxpayer money.

Funny thing is, I felt like all these black kids, my age around...I vibed with better than alot of people... These people were real... these people shouldn't be behind bars (at least for marijuana stuff)

But having your freedom taken away from you is all you need to really understand...REALLY understand what freedom truly is.

It was really horrible but now I know that I don't really want to grow weed if there is a sliver of a chance the feds would get me. So that means, only medical... and even at that, maybe just for myself and a few of my friends. Jail ****ing blows monkeys... i would rather be the poorest nigga on the streets then be in jail.
 

Kizzattack

Member
KharmaGirl said:
This guys last thread was closed because he was lying about having cancer trying to scam seeds or something outta people. Do i believe this thread? No.
Ahhh thank you.

I thought I had seen the name before. Thank you for reminding me. Now I will have to make sure I remember it for further lies he may tell around here, and warn people of any other scams he may be pulling.
 
Ganico said:
In the south, trespassers often get shot. So, considering you just spent 3 days in jail, laughing and cutting up and telling jokes, and got the charges threw out or whatever, that sounds like a pretty good deal you got.

yup i live in the south too, around here you'll get shot or beat up by some good ol' boys. probably depends on the amount of budweisers they've been drinking.
 
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Guest

KharmaGirl said:
This guys last thread was closed because he was lying about having cancer trying to scam seeds or something outta people. Do i believe this thread? No.

My point exactly!!
 

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