I've reached my exclamation point with women's periods.

[poina]

I'm surrounded by women, wife, 2 daughters, wouldn't have it any other way.

Those days are good for fishing, golf, workouts, gardening, yeah time to get out of the house!

 

[antimatter]

Make me a sandwich.

 

[flubnutz]

"its my period and i'll cry if i want to, cry if i want to, cry if i want to" never had one that lost it during that time, had one that was hornier at that time.

 

[blinx420]

I wanted to get married someday...

Not so much after reading this

 

[Stoner4Life]

I'm surrounded by women, wife, 2 daughters, wouldn't have it any other way.

Those days are good for fishing, golf, workouts, gardening, yeah time to get out of the house!

unless they all fall into synch w/one another that means there's a potential for your (& all multi fem households mentioned here) life to have 20+ days out of 30 per month lived in misery.......

 

[Yes4Prop215]

haha blow a big joint and watch oprah.

i prefer not to think about that time of the month because its nasssstttty. nothing like seeing your girls pad to make you not wanna have sex at all.

 

[bombadil.360]

well, the OP is acting as if he were PMSing, surely he will get some sort of menstrual cycle if that is what he wishes for...

what man in his right mind would want that? not even the lovely ladies would wish to have their menstrual cycle... although I have met a couple girls who told me they loved their cycle...

 

[geopolitical]

If she's on her . you're are not doing your job. She should be barefoot & pregnant in the kitchen at all times. Completely avoids this whole issue.

 

[Anita Bonghit]

my balls hurt

 

[kmk420kali]

unless they all fall into synch w/one another that means there's a potential for your (& all multi fem households mentioned here) life to have 20+ days out of 30 per month lived in misery.......

Bro...it is already almost that bad with one!!
You have a week of "Pre"...then the week of "During'...then I guess there is also a week of "Post"!!! That only leaves us guys with one good week a month!!!
No wonder we are the ones who get Alzheimer's most..."Forgetting" is a Defense Mechanism !!

 

[transplant]

Yes, To get just one good week a o just being down In the dumps & happy being miserable, I am sure you are out there who know what I mean! Shit She even wants to go huting with me. Like, leave me something just for guy's!!!

 

[Yes4Prop215]

one of my ex's was such a bitch. she knew periods grossed me out, so whenever i was drunk/extra horny and bugging her for sex she would start dropping lines like "im on my period, eeeiiw bloood, period blood, blah blah blah" trying to throw me off...

i also remember one time in tokyo i was damn near 3rd base with this japanese chick, and then all of a sudden she tells me "sorry girl time girl time" pointing at her crotch. i was like FUUCCKK....WHY??? my brother got laid that night but i got stranded because of the period...

 

[Ganja D]

Oh my god! I feel you man. With my girl this horribleness can start a week before and last a week after her period. I think your right, it's just one big conspiracy!
"Baby, why are you freaking out?" : "I think I'm just getting my period." (in six days)

Oh and, "Come one, why are you screaming at me cause I asked what you want to do for dinner?" : "Sorry I'm just getting over my period." (that ended 3 days ago)

She's not so bad when she smokes though, and she smokes more than me, so we're good.

Exclamation points for all!

She just walked in the room and claims women are allowed to do this and it's worth it for us men because they want sex a lot the week before they're period and then they can't wait to do it when it's over as well.

I told her if Eve hadn't eaten the forbidden fruit maybe women wouldn't have periods in the fist place. (hahaha)

 

[transplant]

OOPPSS

OOPPSS

That was not what I typed, Damn Laptop!! What I meant was YES I know what you mean about the 1,2,3, weeks of the time! What are we left with? She goes from being nice & helpful to just totaly pisse d about everything & moking me To calling me heartless & cold when I am not wanting to talk to her after she attacks my every move? Why can't they understand that? They say They can't help How they feel, Well neither can I! I don't like it. I can't help that either...Who else knows what I am talking about??

 

[kmk420kali]

Another good one is to replace "Period"...with, "BJ Week"!!!

 

[DogBoy]

I've been enjoying the magic of sympathy pains for a few years now, works with pregnancy too, just copy what they do and instead of barking at you she will sympathise and magically become happier. Works like a charm, trust me.

sympathy works!

 

[SmokeyPufmaster]

You know, If Eve hadn't eaten that apple. Women wouldn't have to go thru this.

 

[kmk420kali]

You know, If Eve hadn't eaten that apple. Women wouldn't have to go thru this.

But, But...she was only picking the apple to make pruno...it helps relieve her cramps!!

 

[geemail]

Next time she gets mad at you just say it's
the testosterone. Or hormones.

 

[tinman]

Eating lots of junk: It's my period.
Acting like a big baby: It's my period.
Acting irrationally: It's my period.
Not doing what is required/being lazy: It's my period.
Not having sex at any given time: It's my period.
Heightened emotional states: It's my period.
Generally anything: It's my period.

BRO!! not ta be a dick or n e thing but wtf!! after 20 years u aint figgerd out....if its got tits or wheels,yer guna have problems with it! you CAN fix the wheels though!! lol jk!!......tinman