itt: i write some letters to some companies

[bombadil.360]

dude LOL you need to send Gillette this videoclip, it was made as a joke to mock people who listen to regueton, it was made in Venezuela:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A57y9SUOevc

the lyrics basically say: "my name is Yasuri Yamileth, you mess with me and I take out the Gillette", it'd be a perfect companion

peace!

 

[stoned-trout]

tell them they have a nice stadium and also to make sure more of their razors make it into correctional facilities... I had one in my toothbrush when I got stuck in a florida sweathole once...they locked down our section but never could find it ...yeehaw

 

[Catatafish]

Rofls!

You ought to send them a "thanks gillete, you saved my life by helping me shank my would be prison raper" letter and see what response they send to that

 

[messn'n'gommin']

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Sir,

I was so excited when I read your letter, that I showed it to my boss and everybody at the meeting, this morning! In appreciation for you loyal patronage, we have decided to offer you a chance to test a new style of razor. It is not only a new design in razors, but also application! We like to call it..."The Phaser!" An innovation in rectal hair removal!

Are you annoyed by all the Klingons circling the space port, just waiting for the oppurtunity to stain the reputation of you, the Captain? "The Phaser" lasers them right off to Waterworld! "The Phaser" surgically cuts the hair folicle right next to the skin, without that annoying razor burn!

Does it embarrass you when your lover complains about the unsightly ring of hair around your bunghole, when giving you a rim-job? As a conventional blade "The Phaser's" new Flying Vee shape gives the user complete control with the sharpest razor sold on the market today!

Could you weave a braid out of your rectal hair, long enough to make Repunzel say, "Dayum!"

Then "The Phaser" is the razor for you, my friend! A fresh, clean, and new way to enjoy a morning's defecation!

Also, we are pleased to include a sample of our newest product, "Recta-fier!" The only anal lotion available on the planet, made from the finest Asteroidea parts and specifically designed to rejuvenate the ol' starfish!

Is your pucker, tuckered? Is your pooper, pooped? Has your sphincter lost its clincher? Does your butt-crack look like 40 miles of bad road? Then, "Recta-fier" is the thing for you! Apply "Recta-fier" directly to the accompanying pads (Now, with wings!) and insert the pads directly to the crack! In just a few short hours you will notice a definite difference! Once stubborn turds, now shoot the shute with ease!

Get "Recta-fier" today! You'll shit yourself!

Sincerely yours,
The Management

 

[Catatafish]

Will these be available in commissary?

 

[messn'n'gommin']

Will these be available in commissary?

Sir,

Unfortunately, we are still in the developmental stage and have reserved our testing to the biggest assholes. At this time, they are not available to the general pubic area.

However, if you would like to sign our waiting list of "Largest, Hairiest, Floppiest Rectums Wanted," please call the following number,

A-BIG-ASSHOLE (1-133-177-3542)

to reserve your test package, today!

Good luck, and happy excretions!

Sincerely yours,
Harry Bungholtz,
CAO (Chief Anal Orifice)