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Its Hard Having Two Girlfriends

pinhigh

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Hi All,

I've been messing with plants for a while now and have had this problem since I started. Being ever so cautious to keep the extent of my hobby from anyone, its difficult to find a good woman. Is anyone else frustrated by this catch 22?!?
 

9Lives

three for playing, three for straying, and three f
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That's what prostitutes are for..

But i can trust my girlfried...cough..friend..i said if she is ignorant enough to squeel on me and put me behind bars for weed. I will get out one day and hunt her down and kill her.. :D

...no really..there is only so much i can take..
 
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you guys piss me right off....because of guys like you, loyal guys like me have to listen to our women bitch at us, acussing us of cheating.
 

Guest423

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TrichomusCaesar said:
you guys piss me right off....because of guys like you, loyal guys like me have to listen to our women bitch at us, acussing us of cheating.


the trick is to get the pussy without ever really saying your dating...just friends with benefits...then when they all find out about eachother u can say "what i thought we were just friends". i miss them days...i got 1 steady gf now that i'm loyal to but the playa inside me always wants to come out....it's tough being with 1 girl when u know you can have 5-6 and still be free and do whatever you want....if there was no such thing as std's i'd never have 1 gf.
 

9Lives

three for playing, three for straying, and three f
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^ 100% agreed

Quoting grandmaster Bill Hicks

''If they ever find a cure for AIDS..there's gonna be fucking ON THE STREETS man!!''
 

billycw

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tc- he is talking about not being able to get close to a girl because of his garden(hint the 2 females)

pinhigh- ya that sucks, just get to know her first and keep her away from the garden. no need to tell her anything, just that you like to smoke.
 

diggle

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Time2Unite said:
the trick is to get the pussy without ever really saying your dating...just friends with benefits...then when they all find out about eachother u can say "what i thought we were just friends". i miss them days...i got 1 steady gf now that i'm loyal to but the playa inside me always wants to come out....it's tough being with 1 girl when u know you can have 5-6 and still be free and do whatever you want....if there was no such thing as std's i'd never have 1 gf.

I'm w/ trichromus caesar here....you talk as if you've got some secret that he hasn't figured out yet...all guys know 'the trick'.
Trickery has no place in a healthy and worthwhile relationship. If you have 5-6 girlfriends and feel unfulfilled or whatever it is, maybe more pussy isn't what you need in life?

Edit to mention this isnt directed at the original poster, I got the meaning there. I was just sorta lashing out in the same general direction as trichromus caesar....
You just gotta find a chick you like that also likes herb a lot...she'll be more than happy to find out you grow then, if you ever end up letting her know.
 
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9Lives

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^ Or you can get a girl who is cool with weed and smart at the same time...Girls like that are out there you know..

Diggle: You know bulls never fuck the same cow twice (i think)...Whats unhealthy about spreading your seed..that's what males are all about..

And i dont think monogamy is healthy...REALLY healthy relationships SWING!
 
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billycw said:
tc- he is talking about not being able to get close to a girl because of his garden(hint the 2 females)


...........oh

Ok then...I'm gonna head to the pharmacy to see if I can get something for this footinmouthitis. :D

my bad gents.
 

diggle

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9Lives said:
^ Or you can get a girl who is cool with weed and smart at the same time...Girls like that are out there you know..

Diggle: You know bulls never fuck the same cow twice (i think)...Whats unhealthy about spreading your seed..that's what males are all about..

And i dont think monogamy is healthy...REALLY healthy relationships SWING!

Hey I won't disagree there....the important thing is consent between the two swinging individuals, not a situation where the guy is out swinging while the girl sits at home wondering why he hasn't called.

Also, a bull may not fuck the same cow twice, but there are plenty of other species that mate for life. Most waterfowl come to mind, I'm sure there are others.
 
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9Lives

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well it all boils down to personal preferences i guess..
 

Guest423

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diggle said:
I'm w/ trichromus caesar here....you talk as if you've got some secret that he hasn't figured out yet...all guys know 'the trick'.
Trickery has no place in a healthy and worthwhile relationship. If you have 5-6 girlfriends and feel unfulfilled or whatever it is, maybe more pussy isn't what you need in life?

Edit to mention this isnt directed at the original poster, I got the meaning there. I was just sorta lashing out in the same general direction as trichromus caesar....
You just gotta find a chick you like that also likes herb a lot...she'll be more than happy to find out you grow then, if you ever end up letting her know.


not all guys no the trick...if they did u wouldn't see so many threads on here asking how to get women....they just are begging to find 1.

if you finish reading my post past THE TRICK part you'd see i'm with 1 girl right now.

also, you don't need to find a chick that likes herb alot to be happy...THE TRICK is to find a hot chick that doesn't mind if you smoke or grow even if she does or doesn't.
 
G

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most bulls also have a herd of 100+ cows per 1 bull. the cow logic is just stupid to be honest.

back on topic.......
I think the key is to develop a trusting relationship, gradually letting her in on your life as she lets you in on hers. If you cann't trust a girl is she really worth being with?
 

diggle

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I finished reading your post....you said your with one girl now but 'the playa inside you' is still coming out because you know you can have 5 or 6....so....yeah.

I think it's just less likely you find a chick that doesn't smoke, but is totally OK w/ you smoking and growing.....my experience is that the ones who've got a problem w/ herb are the ones in the dark about it....by picking a smoker chick you may be weeding out (pun intended) a lot of people that would have a BIG problem w/ something that they don't understand.

9lives...you're right. It's completely preference...I didn't mean to imply that one way was more 'correct'...as both approaches are found in nature they're both perfectly natural....
 
the trick is to grow a lot at one time to last you a while then go looking for a girlfriend. if i grew i would never trust anyone with that knowledge. you may trust someone in the present but you never know how they are going to change, especially a girl.
 
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