Yea what bandit said. You guys are almost like a bunch of... Well... Stoners or something..
hey!!! I resemble that remark.......
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hey!!! I resemble that remark.......
brown_thumb
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Granted, I didn't notice the date of the OP but I replied after many recent posts. So, I may be 'stoopid' but I'm not the only one.
My moniker is due to my horrific gardening skills, not from prison 'experiences'. I'm pretty tame and boring.
My moniker is due to my horrific gardening skills, not from prison 'experiences'. I'm pretty tame and boring.
Hey Brownthumb meant well, he was just trying to help.
Things like a thread being over a year old can go unobserved after we burned one lol Just a good effort to try and help the OP out.
I got good and stoned yesterday, could not find my damn keys later.
Spent 30 minutes looking for them, looked in every unreasonable location in the house lol
Finally went back to the counter where I was sure they were and had looked over 10 times with no luck....
There, on the floor, under the base of a cabinet, one key stuck out...
They were on that counter, somehow while grabbing a beer and putting the rest in the fridge, I knocked them off and under the cabinet. How this occurred without me noticing it, I have no idea
( too stoned ! lol)
Hope this gets some laughs !
Really, what the hell all these keys doing on one keyring ?
Taking car key & house key most days would be fine right ?
We should all have backup keys for all important keys.
Something you think about much harder when you think you lost your keys...
brown_thumb
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I recently had my old pickup truck stolen. I retrieved my vehicle a few days after it was stolen but the thieves had (have) the keys to my vehicle and both my living quarters here. I won't bother re-keying everything.
The bottom line is, I can't be trusted with keys either. Cuz... like... well... I'm stoopid.
The bottom line is, I can't be trusted with keys either. Cuz... like... well... I'm stoopid.
If you want to trust me with your keys they better have a stamp on em..brown_thumb
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I'm more ready than I was last time, gh0stm0de.
brown_thumb
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Not kidding... anyone who wishes to break into my home will be surprised by ME. I'm a Texan!!
Damn bt if you really are serious it's a lot less trouble to spend a couple twenties and not have to worry about that particular possible problem.Geographical locations don't exempt you from possible clusterfucks and that's a big one there.If I thought someone could enter through the door at will I would be in a state of constant unease.You are letting your lone star state status fog your decision making IMO.Just a thought from a sunshine state boy
Floridian ya ever been down there? Its another alternate dimension down in the lone star state. They have signs on hwy that say dont mess with texas haha.
Ya see here, our ol colleague down there in the lone star state, they call him brown thumb on account that his thumb us coated in gunshot residue on account he wont stop blastin them two legged varmints
Pencil me in for prez and you can defend your property without fear, thieves make excellent organic fertilizer
Yeeehaw!!
Ya see here, our ol colleague down there in the lone star state, they call him brown thumb on account that his thumb us coated in gunshot residue on account he wont stop blastin them two legged varmints
Pencil me in for prez and you can defend your property without fear, thieves make excellent organic fertilizer
Yeeehaw!!
brown_thumb
Active member
^^^ Many years ago, I wasn't 100 percent certain I could shoot someone even if they were trying to kill me with a gun or knife. Then I had the same dream 3 nights in a row. I dreamed that two guys with knives broke into my home late at night. I didn't hesitate shooting them and had very little remorse for their deaths. I had almost no remorse because I knew I probably saved others' lives. Dreams are often strange but they don't lie.
Actually I've only been to the airport DFW which is the best airport I've experienced,except for TIA of course lol.I guess the question in all honesty is do you want to avoid possible negative situations by being proactive or would you rather confront the problem if it arises and count on your ability to deal with the possible consequences..C'mon man we are talkin about changing the locks if your keys are compromised,to me its a no brainer.God I hate that phrase lol but it fits..I would never take the chance of letting someone walk in on me whether I think I'm Jesse James or not.Was he fast with a gun I haven't a clue lol.Anyway,in my life experience it's a bad deal to tempt fate especially in this particular world we live in today.Change the locks?Of course..
brown_thumb
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It would cost far more than $40US. There are four exterior dwelling doors (two locks each) plus the detached garage padlock plus the vehicle ignition lock and its two door locks. Replacing them all will cost approximately $300-400, including labor.
Anyway, if this couple is brazen enough to return here then a door lock won't stop them... but I will.
Green Squall
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lol Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when Elaine goes over to her boyfriends house.
Elaine: You left your door open...?
Crazy Joe Davola: I know. I like to encourage intruders
Elaine: (Uncomfortable Laugh)
brown_thumb
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lol Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when Elaine goes over to her boyfriends house.
Elaine: You left your door open...?
Crazy Joe Davola: I know. I like to encourage intruders
Elaine: (Uncomfortable Laugh)
So you're suggesting I spend $300-400 in a feeble attempt to prevent or delay entry of a perpetrator into my home. I'm on a tiny disability income. I don't have the $300-400 to spend. AND... if those lunatics return to break into my home... you think them not having keys will makes a significant difference. Hmm... nah... I sleep very lightly and am ready at a moment's notice.
Damn bt being a killer in your dreams and actually taking someones life because they entered your dwelling may be a little different lol..you don't think that putting in new locks might be a little less drastic for everyone involved?I understand the expense sucks but not as bad as the expense of having your freedom taken away.C'mon man are you even serious??For one thing if you really grow like the rest of us that few hundred that you talk about being so lifechanging doesn't amount to shit.What a couple ounces?But wait I'll shoot a motherfucker before I even consider that option.The more I type the more I smile because you aint a serious person at all.No way no how.Go on killer lololol
I think hes serious as a heart attack bro.. Dont tread on me n freedom aint free...
If he stops someone from doing evil he is doing Gods work. He may protect someone else by addressing bad actors. I dig it all the way.
At least be prepared and dig a ditch in advance. You know, next to the other ditches. Its really more of a trench now
I stopped a rape at gunpoint in parkinglot of apartments i lived at yesrs ago. Now, i let those suckas walk out from behind my iron sights...so did i do the right thing? 80 cents in glaser rounds and they woulda been guaranteed not to pull that shit again. So if those two clowns did violate another girl, is it my fault i let em live?
Yeeehaw
If he stops someone from doing evil he is doing Gods work. He may protect someone else by addressing bad actors. I dig it all the way.
At least be prepared and dig a ditch in advance. You know, next to the other ditches. Its really more of a trench now
I stopped a rape at gunpoint in parkinglot of apartments i lived at yesrs ago. Now, i let those suckas walk out from behind my iron sights...so did i do the right thing? 80 cents in glaser rounds and they woulda been guaranteed not to pull that shit again. So if those two clowns did violate another girl, is it my fault i let em live?
Yeeehaw
It's a fact that young people today feel entitled and have never earned or worked hard for anything. They need to be stopped any way necessary. I've a loaded gun ready at all times so don't try to take anything from me. I'll shoot and drag em inside if I have to. I'm serious I hate takers and slackers who are only. Thinking of their next binge.
