im gonna lose my shit in the next few years...

[Weird]

nothing more than catalyst to the inevitable

 

[armedoldhippy]

I want a strain that makes people crave a big fat steak....then I could blaze up the annoying hippie vegans I always run into...yeehaw shave your legs girl

I want a strain that makes people want to buy ME a steak...a big ribeye, about an inch and a half thick, grilled to perfection & a baked potato as big as my head drowning in butter & bacon bits...

 

[stoned-trout]

hey man I get cash all the time..what I do with it is my business.. I actually get offered all kinds of stuff from tourists I blaze up...strawberries, beer ,burgers all kinds of stuff last year..i go by the campsites when I don't feel like cooking,,,yeehaw

 

[WaittillIdie]

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[LEF]

You should call this chick up and be like hey skinny girl empire leader, I have this amazing strain that causes no munchies. It's my secret seed stash. I will sell you the 10 seeds for 1 million bucks, 20% share in the company and 1 night of sex. Also you can invite some of your skinny girl empire friends over also.

Talk about imagination

Skinny girls = not for me, they are a bit of devils to me
Its a bit much to say but

Because they starve themselves (repress urges) they tend to be boring and sometimes angry

They tend to be more manipulative, and more demanding of protection (playing vulnerable card)

The days of protecting women are over since they demanded equality
Its time they come and see what it is to live in our world

They got the police to protect them anyway

 

[stoned-trout]

so you can only bag fatties huh?? ^^^lol... I don't like fat..turns me off instantly...the variety of sexual positions with a skinny chick is greater than a fat one...just sayin

 

[subrob]

I was confused at first glance because you did not say much. I then realized you did this above.

You should call this chick up and be like hey skinny girl empire leader, I have this amazing strain that causes no munchies. It's my secret seed stash. I will sell you the 10 seeds for 1 million bucks, 20% share in the company and 1 night of sex. Also you can invite some of your skinny girl empire friends over also. You may just find some of your marbles again. I mean you did that at the age of 17 you can do anything.

If not then oh well, you tried.

You banged those two chicks at a Def Leopard concert though.

If I had 10 seeds I could sell for a mil...I would sell out in a second...I know things have changed since the eighties but a mil in coke will get me better than two penthouse pets!

 

[WaittillIdie]

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[LEF]

Ok, thanks for clarifying

I have a hard time getting sarcasm in real life, getting it through text on a computer screen is even harder. How was i supposed to know ? I guess millions of dollars for seeds does sound far off, but people are selling 4k pounds and 30$ grams (med disp in canada) you never know.

Sarcasm for all of you who use it

If you want to be happier and improve your relationships, cut out sarcasm since sarcasm is actually hostility disguised as humor. Despite smiling outwardly, most people who receive sarcastic comments feel put down and usually think the sarcastic person is a jerk. Indeed, it’s not surprising that the origin of the word sarcasm derives from the Greek word “sarkazein” which literally means “to tear or strip the flesh off.” Hence, it’s no wonder that sarcasm is often preceded by the word “cutting” and that it hurts.

What’s more, since actions strongly determine thoughts and feelings, when a person consistently acts sarcastically it usually only heightens his or her underlying hostility and insecurity. After all, when you come right down to it, sarcasm is a subtle form of bullying and most bullies are angry, insecure, cowards. Alternatively, when a person stops voicing negative comments, especially sarcastic and critical ones, he or she soon starts to feel happier and more self-confident. Also, the other people in his or her life benefit even faster because they no longer have to hear the emotionally hurtful language of sarcasm.

From psychology today

I dont put up with sarcastic people anymore
Imho, they act like assholes, and they often dont even know it

 

[WaittillIdie]

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[CHEFfy]

At least in Washington, the black market will continue to exist for the foreseeable future... With a 25% excise tax taken at 3 different intervals and lower quality in many cases than was available before i502, the legal scene started out in trouble. Sure, the legislature will probably try to gut the medical system as it stands but that will only push people into the black market further. In my town legal dispensary prices are 25-35 a GRAM and the quality is not in step. Now if they were to re-evaluate the tax structure and open it up more like a true free market, it might thrive. But they won't. Weed industry being run by a bunch of almost out of work liquor control types= GOOD LUCK!!

 

[CHEFfy]

And not fat or skinny but juuuuuuust right. Some nice curves and something to hold onto but not find a fold and fuck it style.

 

[LEF]

Laughing is good for you.

I agree.

I tend to take things to the letter, its the light autism in me.

You know, i have great hat idea for you

 

[LEF]

You know, i just caught myself being sarcastic, sometimes its funny though i gotta say.

Saying something thats not true or exagerated.

Though sometimes, somep people will say things sarcastically and you cant tell, and it gets tiring over time.