I'm going from Hawaii to Japan, Does this pass?

[Kalicokitty]

Easy- if it is THAT serious - break it down - use a balloon to wrap it (most of the balloon will be cut off when you tie it off) then double wrap that in another balloon. Swallow as many as you care to - fish it out when you get in Japan. Yes - it is dirty work - but you NEED your medicine right? I suggest using bright colored balloons so that they are easier to spot. Have you ever heard of MULES? They do this kinda thing with hard drugs like cocaine and heroine all the time. You will be OK so long as they dont force you to take a laxative LOL. Then you will be in deep sh*t. Literally

The heck with that, but your on the right track, just approaching it from the wrong "end"
Like I already said, hoop it, prison wallet, keister it, etc.... you know what I'm talking about.

 

[intel2000]

LOL - "Hoop it" would still leave it detectable to a cavity search no? If you swallow it right before going into the airport - I dont even think a laxative will will bring it out. Why would they be using body scanners on ARRIVING flights as you leave the airport thru customs? I thought that was only for departing flights as you board the plane. Trust me - swallowing may not be 100% - but it is your best bet.

 

[Strainhunter]

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Why would they be using body scanners on ARRIVING flights as you leave the airport thru customs? I thought that was only for departing flights as you board the plane. Trust me - swallowing may not be 100% - but it is your best bet.

Arriving flights?...lol

He would have to swallow that stuff on US soil...hence potentially walk through a body scanner here in the US...BEFORE he even gets on a flight.

So yeah he would be safe from ending up in a Japanese prison because his ass would be locked up in a US one before he even makes it out of the country!


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[intel2000]

LOL - Body scanners cant be used to determine the contents of a person's stomach can they. I am no expert - but I certainly doubt it. What would be the probable cause? "I clearly see balloons in his large intestine sir - look here - here - aaaaannndd here" LOL. doubt it.

 

[Kalicokitty]

LOL - "Hoop it" would still leave it detectable to a cavity search no? If you swallow it right before going into the airport - I dont even think a laxative will will bring it out. Why would they be using body scanners on ARRIVING flights as you leave the airport thru customs? I thought that was only for departing flights as you board the plane. Trust me - swallowing may not be 100% - but it is your best bet.

They would have to look pretty far up your ass with a flashlight to find it on a cavity search, and they better bring a couple guys because that's not something I'm going to consent to willingly.

I don't know about a scanner, not sure what all they can see

 

[intel2000]

They would have to look pretty far up your ass with a flashlight to find it on a cavity search, and they better bring a couple guys because that's not something I'm going to consent to willingly.

I don't know about a scanner, not sure what all they can see

Props. Good answer

 

[Strainhunter]

LOL - Body scanners cant be used to determine the contents of a person's stomach can they. I am no expert - but I certainly doubt it. What would be the probable cause? "I clearly see balloons in his large intestine sir - look here - here - aaaaannndd here" LOL. doubt it.

See there ya go:

Doubting it (because of not knowing) already is not worth the risk.


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[dr_green]

Thanks everybody for your comments!!! I really appreciate everybodies help.

So it sounds like a no on the keef balls, but what about the cooked goods? Is the food still a no go? I was thinking like cookies, cake, brownies.

Or what if I make the butter just with my keef balls so there is no sent to the butter. So it would be a super strong unscented butter. Just an idea. Once again I appreciate all the help and feedback!

 

[Strainhunter]

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[madback]

"There are LOTS of Japanese growers!"

dude.. go to a skateboard or snowboard shop, and talk to one of the homies that speaks english.. tell him your situation and you want some joints.

No point in risking your virgin asshole for a couple joints.

 

[Strainhunter]

LOL - Body scanners cant be used to determine the contents of a person's stomach can they. I am no expert - but I certainly doubt it. What would be the probable cause? "I clearly see balloons in his large intestine sir - look here - here - aaaaannndd here" LOL. doubt it.

On another note:





Click THIS since you seem to be one of the lazy kind.





And the story below will be within the results on the first page.


So yeah go right ahead and try smuggling drugs inside your body.

Link:
Caught by the Magic Scanner

Full body scanners now installed at the country’s international airports aid the detection of drug couriers The introduction of full body scanners at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport, MMIA, Lagos, is now facilitating the drug war being waged against drug traffickers by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA. Though the scanner has been installed since year 2008, its use has now intensified. The scanners are installed at four different airports of the country namely Kano, Port Harcourt, Abuja and Lagos airports. The scanners which were donated to the NDLEA by the United States of America, now make it difficult for drug traffickers to pass through the nation’s airports with illicit drugs.Ahmadu Giade, chairman of the agency, warned that 2010 will be a tough year for criminal drug syndicates as the international community has adopted stiffer measures in passenger screening. Global security checks have heightened at exit and entry points in line with the agency’s determination to frustrate drug barons. “The increase in the use of full body scanning machines will make the year a painful one for drug barons. Be it air, land and sea travel, traffickers must be prepared for difficult times,” he said. It was through the aid of body scanner that the agency was able to apprehend Prince Ogbeide, 29, drug trafficker, on January 1, 2010 at the MMIA, Lagos. He was caught during the screening of passengers on Alitalia Flight. He had ingested narcotic drugs. Ogbeide, from Idemili in Anambra State, admitted ingesting 73 pieces of substances that tested positive to cocaine weighing 922 grammes. He was to be paid 4,000 Euros if he had successfully delivered the items. Unfortunately, Ogbeide miscalculated January 1 and was arrested. “My sponsors told me that security would be weak on New Year day. Unfortunately, I was arrested,” he stated.He attributed his involvement in drug trafficking to hardship arising from his inability to pay his rent and settle basic bills after being jobless for six months. “I travelled to Europe in 2007 but things went wrong when I lost my job and was unable to settle my bills. That was when I gave in to drug trafficking,” Ogbeide said. Others subsequently arrested with the aid of the body scanner machine include Okeke Ferdinand Ekwunife, Bolanle Adeyanju Moyinoluwa, Salam Adesina Ibiyinka, Benjamin Akonam Nwankwo and Uka Charles Onuoha. According to Mitchell Ofoyeju, the public relations officer of the NDLEA, Ekwunife, may need a surgical operation to expel a stubborn wrap of cocaine that got stuck in his stomach. The suspect, who had worked as a cleaner in London for 10 years was arrested recently, while attempting to board a British Airways flight to London. He said he had smuggled drugs for survival since he lost his job and got married to a German lady. Ekwunife, who hails from Anambra State, said he was promised 3,000 dollars and had already been given 500 pounds out of it by his sponsors. Moyinoluwa aka Mama Seye, 45, another drug trafficker, is a single mother of two and a cement tycoon. She was apprehended by NDLEA operatives during screening of passengers on Iberia flight. The suspect, who was on her way to Madrid, confessed to have ingested 75 wraps of cocaine for an undisclosed fee. Moyinoluwa, an indigene of Osun State, is a known successful cement dealer at Apapa. According to her, she is a divorcee with two children in school, a boy and a girl. She got introduced to the business by a young man of about 37. Ibiyinka, a shoe seller in Lagos State and an indigene of Ogun State, confessed to having ingested 95 wraps of narcotics on his way to Paris for a fee of 2,000 Euros. He refused to disclose the identity of his sponsors. “I do not know the people that gave me the drugs,” he said. He also claimed that the trip was his first time of travelling to Europe. “It is poverty that made me to smuggle the drugs. I blame myself and I regret everything,” he said. Onuoha, another drug courier in NDLEA’s net, had ingested 89 wraps of cocaine weighing 1.340kg. He is an automobile parts dealer in Lagos. He was caught while attempting to board a KLM flight to Lisbon. Onuoha said he needed money for accommodation and for his upcoming traditional marriage when he ran into a friend at the German embassy in Lagos who introduced him into the drug business. “I swallowed 89 wraps and they promised to pay me 3,800 Euros,” he said. In his own case, Nwankwo ingested 81 wraps of cocaine weighing 1.694kg. He was arrested on his way to Madrid, Spain, during screening of passengers on Iberia flight. He has lived for five years in Madrid working as a labourer. Nwankwo, who hails from Imo State said he was to be paid 2,800 Euros if he had succeeded. “This is my first time and I thought I would be lucky. I must confess it is a bitter lesson for me because I will lose everything I have in Europe,” he said.Ofoyeju, the other suspect found to have tested positive to drug ingestion with the aid of scanning machine at the airport, was still under observation to excrete all the wraps of drugs before he would be arraigned in court.Giade, the NDLEA chairman, warned prospective drug traffickers of the dangers associated with the ingestion of narcotics. He also assured that the suspect would be given intensive medical care to remove the wraps of cocaine from his stomach. “Let me reiterate for the umpteenth time that besides the damage to the image of our country, drug traffickers also expose themselves to grave medical risk when they ingest narcotics. Drug traffickers must know the implications of drug trafficking and shun the shameful and deadly act.”Before now, couriers were mainly detected when they show strange behavior and exhibit traits of discomfort at the airports. Dogs were also used to sniff passenger’s luggage to determine if they contain illegal drugs.

PS/edit:

He also assured that the suspect would be given intensive medical care to remove the wraps of cocaine from his stomach.

Can you imagine what the above boils down to...in pretty much any and every (African) country?

 

[Vermonster]

"The scanners which were donated to the NDLEA by the United States of America"

Game, set match. These folks may enforce these lawyers far more harshly, buts lets never forget who funds them and morally drives them.

 

[IE2KS_KUSH]

Well.....
I hope you like Japanese prison food.

 

[festivus]

The heck with that, but your on the right track, just approaching it from the wrong "end"
Like I already said, hoop it, prison wallet, keister it, etc.... you know what I'm talking about.

Yeah, pack it in the trunk (lol). Didn't a cup winner from 3 years ago do the same for something like 3 oz's? I wonder if he told the judges before or after they sampled?

 

[intel2000]

StrainHunter - are you serious guy? I mean - 922 grammes (grams?) is damn near a KILO of coke in this guy's gut. are we talking about transporting a small amount for personal use - or a KI? LOL. I would appreciate it if you could produce evidence that TSA can tell you at corn for dinner with a body scanner.

Either way - swallowing is BEST way. Nothing is certain.

 

[Strainhunter]

StrainHunter - are you serious guy? I mean - 922 grammes (grams?) is damn near a KILO of coke in this guy's gut. are we talking about transporting a small amount for personal use - or a KI? LOL. I would appreciate it if you could produce evidence that TSA can tell you at corn for dinner with a body scanner.

Either way - swallowing is BEST way. Nothing is certain.

Sorry about not taking the time to do the work for YOU finding a report stating smaller amounts were (could be) found.

Now go ahead and swallow small amounts.


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[dude06version]

yea alot of you are blowing this out of proportion. i passed thru narita airport eyes red as fuck . looked dude in his eyes answered his questions. he basically lifted a shirt or two while barely looking. passed right on through. and also the example you used the guy had 73! items in his stomach.. take 7 gs of chronic convert to iso hash..wrap /ingest.simple.. oh yea i didnt see one single dog either. and no im not japanese and no im not white. dont act all noided out and youll be fine. more than half the people look extremly fucked up after getting off that long trip. btw i didnt bring anything with me because i was dry before i left. but that was my plan and if i did have herb at the time i would of made it just fine.

 

[Kalicokitty]

Ogbeide, from Idemili in Anambra State, admitted ingesting 73 pieces of substances that tested positive to cocaine weighing 922 grammes

That's like a basketball, based on that I would say DO NOT go through the scanner with a half pound shoved up your ass.
But I still think 7-14 grams compressed down into a turd shape would pass through a scanner in your ass just fine.
But I'm not going to try it, lol.

 

[intel2000]

Nothing is 100% - just presenting your best option IMO

 

[WillWork4Weed]

Yeah, pack it in the trunk (lol). Didn't a cup winner from 3 years ago do the same for something like 3 oz's? I wonder if he told the judges before or after they sampled?

Best. Post. EVAR.

I LOL'd.

BTW fist post