If you work at a bank, don't wash smelly money

[cirog]

Yeah I have had this same problem. I simply go to the dollar store and buy the rankest, nastiest, worst smelling cheap cologne and just empty the bottle on my money before I take it to the bank. That way they think I am a stripper and not a drug dealer lol.

 

[jamesbrownghost]

hahahah.....stripper....

 

[MMJcali]

wtf with a name like Natanzia I thought shed be some smoking hot russian girl. I need to stop watching James Bond movies...

 

[jacobgriis02]

Her nose must have been immune to the smell, that happens sometimes.

 

[FistedSister]

depositing cash at a bank that's insane!

 

[pearlemae]

She wasn't stealing the money, she was just exchanging it for pot money. If MJ was legal this whole thing wouldn't have happened. So Feds charged her, with not filing the 10 grand limit paper work. BUT, NO ONE WAS ARRESTED OR CHARGED WITH ANY CRIMES INVOLVING THE RECENT MULTI GAZILLION DOLLAR CRASH OF WALL STREET AND THE BANKS, AND THE HOUSE MARKET. THATS HOW SCREWED UP AMERICA HAS BECOME. CRIME PAYS, AND IT PAYS BIG TIME. HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT.

 

[Gashat]

St. Rose couldn't come up with much of a story when reached by the Daily News on Tuesday.

"How did you find me?" she said at her home.

XD

 

[Hundred Gram Oz]

money laundering. *hint* gaming arcades (slot machines) .... I hear it works great

 

[bombadil.360]

how does the saying go....

yes...

a beautiful woman without intelligence is like a gold ring on the nose of a pig

 

[green_thumb...]

The bitch is dumb and haggard as a mofo.

 

[jm420]

 

[ijim]

The odor of the cash was just to snazz up the story. Large amounts of suspicious cash is routinely tested for drug odors and residue. You can ship or stash five times the amount of cash in hundreds than in twenties. They had a person in the right place to switch the money just a dumb way to do it. You probably seen the picture of a dead or missing woman in the story. The syndicate involved must protect themselves. It just hasn't happened yet.

 

[primeform]

Makes me wonder if the media even knows what "laundering" money is.....

EXACTLY what I was thinking. Why the fuk did she want 100 dollars bills so bad anyways?

 

[primeform]

The odor of the cash was just to snazz up the story. Large amounts of suspicious cash is routinely tested for drug odors and residue. You can ship or stash five times the amount of cash in hundreds than in twenties. They had a person in the right place to switch the money just a dumb way to do it. You probably seen the picture of a dead or missing woman in the story. The syndicate involved must protect themselves. It just hasn't happened yet.

There are SO many better places and ways to do that if storing was your only concern. Try some casinos. If you really have THAT much money why wouldnt you just build a safe.