If YOU were a strain of Marijuana...

[Human target]

Shitty mexican bagweed.
Because someone had to say it.

 

[Guest]

i'd be some indica. cuz fuck sativa screws with me too much.

 

[b8man]

C99. It would have been Apollo 11 but i'm more paranoid these days. I do sparkle though.

b8

 

[Guest]

i would be a 20% indica / 80% sativa. loaded with panic attacks and parinoia around every corner. With a hint of the creeps; almost scary even... with a little bit of dementia laced in there..
Whatever weed that is,, thats me lol..

Kannamaven,

 

[horror business]

I'd be an amazing male plant. That way they'd keep me alive since I'd be one of a kind, and they'd need my pollen. I wouldn't have to worry about being ripped out of the ground when I show my balls, because they'd be covered in trichomes, and I'd be a phenomenal plant. I'd also get to have my way with the best females, in order to produce a kick ass off spring.

 

[bagseed77]

Shitty mexican bagweed.
Because someone had to say it.

you beat me to it, not shity though(unless im shitty drunk)
both my parents are adopted, so im already an unknown hybrid.
ill have to agree, im a male sativa, towering over all you fat little indica bitches whilst i skeet my pollen on everything in sight , GET BACK, hes gonna blow

 

[Core]

for now...Amnesia 'Core' Haze....

 

[guest5703]

hmmmm what kind of weed would I be? Id probably have to be some kind of sativa so I could hopefully grow tall enough and soar over the rest of the buds never being eaten by bugs becuase I'm to tall!

 

[Guest]

Skunk #1 b/c i like to do things old school

 

[_angst_]

I'd be (the now "defunct") Lifesaver, b/c... I'm a lifesaver

 

[weed enjoyer]

that haze

 

[Pops]

I would like to be that elusive everbearing ganja plant that produces 6 harvests a year,each weighing 3 pounds. You know, the one that the cops keep saying is worth a million dollars and has 40% THC. I would clone myself and ship me to every stoner in the country.

 

[drdankenstein]

i'd be lambsbread so i could kick it in jamaica