If YOU were a strain of Marijuana...

[Irishslappop]

Which one would you be and why?

me?
White Widow x Trainwreck
good mix of sativa and indica for that amazing mindfuck/couchlock.

 

[Hal]

I'd be one of those sativas that grow to be 20 feet tall, and I would insist on being grown outdoors...So I could see for miles and miles and miles.....

 

[easyskanking]

A 30ft tall outdoor tree with leaves as big as your chest. Strain would be unique to my growing area. Fruity, with a slight sour taste. Buds all year round. oh and their will be shrooms growing out of my huge roots on the ground. Oh yeah. if i were only a weed plant

 

[Trees McGee]

I'd have to say I'd be some serous hashplant cause shit, that strain fucked me the FUCK up when I smoked it last



TMcG

 

[Guest]

i would be the strain "sour purple white kush berry diesel haze" and would be an elite clone only! also, i would be the strain that garners the biggest hype wars....EVER!


my nuggs would look like a giant trichome

 

[hempknowsis]

OG Kush.....cus we're straight gangster

 

[Guest]

I'd be a tropical sativa, a huge monster of a tree that had been growign for decades and flowered for 6 months every year producing colas like elephant's legs and revegging for the other 6 months. I'd have a stalk like an oak tree and leaves the size of tractor wheels lol.

 

[I Used To Grow]

Wow..that would rock!

Wow..that would rock!

I would be...ummm...SAGE from THCseeds fo sho..cuz I'm a straight thinker and my better half would agree...that I think wayyyyy too much about random garbage that nobody else gives a rats ass about...like..how to make a chocolate mint/strawberry sativa that flowers with regularity and continues perpetuating its species years after we are long gone for latter generations to use.

 

[Hunt4Hazez]

shut up you would be an easybud.

Me on the otherhand, Ogkushxbubbakushxhazexwhothefuckcares.

 

[Space Ghost]

im big bud, cause im fat

 

[Brastaman]

i and i be a big ol' Homozygous Dominant Male; covering all the land with my superior pollen. continuing generations of jahjah love.

 

[daisy jane]

Matanuska thunderfuck. Mostly so I could be known as a "thunder fuck" of course

 

[teddybud]

Matanuska thunderfuck. Mostly so I could be known as a "thunder fuck" of course

hahahahahahahahahahhaa

I'd have to be a mist x creeper , so I could be that wonderful tasting bud with a high that sneaks up on you like a ninja

 

[Guest]

Id be donkey dickXromulanXblockheadXc99Xincredifuckingbly-tall-and-mold-resistitant hybrid with pepperwax emitting pores on the bottom 3 feet of my 9diameter stalk, one huuuuuge dense cola the diameter of a 55 gallon drum sticking ten or 15 feet up. my root system would go for miles and only stop when it hit an underground lake. My leaves would be like palm tree leaves all the way up the plant, their stems would take a chain cutter to trim off. I would be incredibly frost and mold resistant, being able to be put out with frozen ground and 2 feet of snow.

I would have ripper-eating abilities a la a venus fly trap and ripper entangling vines so i could hold onto the ripper until my grower returned to admire me before i bit off the ripper's hands so he couldn't take anything anymore (id also bite at deer and rodents).

My stem, along with emmiting pepper wax on the bottom 3 feet before the bud started, would reek of predator urine and dog hair. there would be massive thorns forming on that bootm part as well as smaller thorns forming on only the outside of the buds. these thorns on the buds would fall off right before harvest.

o yea, it would have a missle launcher to shoot down LEO choppers.....

 

[FallenBuddha]

buddha of course. LOL

peace -fb

 

[cocktail frank]

i'd be donkey dick.
for obvious reasons.
i don't go anywhere without my trouser horse

 

[Tokasaurus Rex]

G-13

G-13

I'd be G-13, full blown too, like an outrageous wet dream. All tall and bold and stuff like fear wasn't an option. I think that my trichomes were or will be like diamonds - ah - glittering - ah gleaming.

My high would lay a mad elephant down very hard.

 

[CC Rider]

Most deffinitly reclining buddah, because A. it would be pretty damn blissful to be buddah and B. i would get to like ahhhh.. recline? yeah that would be sweet......i'd just recline all day........

 

[BadKarma]

Old School Columbian Red Bud From the 70's

 

[bigsmoke386]

Definatly Kush ...I would have to sayyyy Triangle kush !