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If you kicked a grizzly in the nuts..

mtnjohn

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my first thought was that if you were that close to a grizzly ..you'd be dead
mj
 

NOKUY

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fr33th3w33d said:
just curious, do you have any prior experience with kicking a bear in the nuts?

I dont, but I know that a grizz shot in the nuts wont flinch. When a bears adrenaline is up it doesn't feel shit.
 

fr33th3w33d

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NOKUY said:
I dont, but I know that a grizz shot in the nuts wont flinch. When a bears adrenaline is up it doesn't feel shit.

mm. good point.

i live in the middle of philly, so im not gonna be dealing with any troublesom bears anytime soon, maybe a crackhead or two, but no grizzlies.

you gotta be prepared for every situation though so figured i should know if the situation ever arose.
 

Pops

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You know what they call a guy who kicks a grizzly in the nuts? Lunch!

You know how to find a guy who has kicked a grizzly in the nuts? Examine the bear shit very carefully.
 
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mrwags

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I'm sure once he put your big ass head in his mouth and flailed you around like a rag dog BY PURE CHANCE your raggedy feet might be able to get a shot or 2 but the end would be so fast you wouldn't live long enough to enjoy it. Now guys please understand Grizzly attacks are just that grizzly. I personally know a man who was fishing with his family in Colorado when he heard the first scream as he told the story you could see in his eyes this 6 foot three 240 pound ass kicking man had no chance as the grizzly drug his family off into the woods.


Sorry to kill this thread but things are not so funny sometimes when reality is brought into the equation.


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Yummybud

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you might survive a grizzly bear attack but you'll look like that guy with no face in hannibal lector.
 

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