If there was a Fraternity for Country Folks, what would the Initiation Rituals be ?

[Mikell]

Fuckin' sorry nothing Stoner, that was one of the best things I've read. I have a little more faith in other people after reading your post.

 

[Skinny Leaf]

That reminds me of a sick joke.

A group is at the pool hall and a dare is made.

Bob: "I'll bet you $10 you won't take a swig out of that spittoon."

Jim: "You're on."

Jim takes the spittoon and starts drinking...and drinking...and finishes the whole thing.

Bob: Gross man, all you had to do was take a swig."

Jim: I know but it was all globbed together...I couldn't stop...I think I'm going to be sick."

The only reason I brought up the spittoon was 'cuz my brother dips. Nasty habit. One day riding with him, his spit can was the same as my drink can. I still gag thinking about it. I guess he owed me for all the times I beat him up when we was kids.

 

[MicroRoy]

Squeeling like Ned Beatty

Stump training heffier.

Walking about the barn yard blind folded and barefoot.

 

[shithawk420]

damn scooby.im a chicago native so i know what you were dealing with.but ND?i cant even dream of those temps.doesnt it get like -60?tell hell with that.you got balls of steal.or maybe ice if you can stand those temps.you have my respect

 

[redlaser]

.

 

[Capt.Ahab]

Back a tractor and trailer into a barn.
Shove a worm bolus and a magnet down a cows throat.
Go up to your elbows inside a cow to help it give birth.
Clean the chicken coop when it is 90 degrees outside.
Dispense with the possum you found in the grain bin. Cook it for dinner.
Pick a wagon load of rocks out of the back field. In August.
Throw 400 bales into the hay loft when it''s 95 degrees outside.
Dock lamb tails.
Castrate a hog.

 

[RustyShcklfrd]

Back a tractor and trailer into a barn.
Shove a worm bolus and a magnet down a cows throat.
Go up to your elbows inside a cow to help it give birth.
Clean the chicken coop when it is 90 degrees outside.
Dispense with the possum you found in the grain bin. Cook it for dinner.
Pick a wagon load of rocks out of the back field. In August.
Throw 400 bales into the hay loft when it''s 95 degrees outside.
Dock lamb tails.
Castrate a hog.

Thats whats up. Guess I couldnt join though, never found a possom in the grain bin.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

Wave at folks when they ride by and wave at folks when you ride by!

 

[vapeorbong]

simple series of tasks:
1. cast a fishing rod (-not like a retard)
2. shoot a rifle / shotgun / bow and hit target
3. build a shelter
4. plant a garden
5. chop wood
6. field dress a fish or deer
7. get muddy working then swim in lake to shower

just normal life i guess really.....country life, just not on a farm with cattle

 

[Mikell]

Wave at folks when they ride by and wave at folks when you ride by!

You can always tell the quality of a town by how many people wave at you.

Try and get eye contact in a city. God help you if you don't carry a phone, don't wear a watch and for some inexplicable reason want to know the time.

If they even acknowledge you're alive, the first look on their face after comprehension sweeps over makes you feel like you were trying to steal their Lucky fuckin' Charms.

I have at times found it easier to move around until you can see the sun and make an educated guess.

#fuckthecitylife

Yes, I hashtagged on a forum with no hashtag feature and am a hypocrite for mocking others for doing just that.

 

[MicroRoy]

Pull a pop top out of a cows jaw.

 

[St. Phatty]

I think a good frat would have "alternate routes" for membership.

For example, what if they can't keep one of their Pledge Meals down ?


So I would suggest other ways to make up the difference.

If it's a Frat that likes Steak, it would be helpful to have a member who can make Bearnaise sauce.

Sweet Baby Ray's is GOOD, but is it enough ?


Also if a frat is trying to get the sorority girls to take off their clothes, being able to re-make the frat-house into a "Fancy French/Italian Restaurant" mode could be useful.

Especially if you spiked the red wine with Everclear.

 

[Tynehead Tom]

Just some more Stoned Thinking.


I got one idea.

The remains of a cow that has been butchered are allowed to sit on a blue tarp, with another tarp over it, for about 3 weeks.

The initiates merely have the job of shoveling and raking and pushing the remains over to a compost pile, nearby.

(Country frats have compost piles, right ?)

For a country person, this is no big deal.

For a more suburban person ... if they want to be in a country frat, that can't be afraid of baby flies.


Anyway, that's my one idea.

Since most frats involve drinking, I'm not sure if country drinking is that different from suburban drinking.

Would the drinking and pot-smoking rituals for a country frat be similar to a suburban frat - or would they be different ?

It wouldn't fit in the headline space, maybe another question would be,
If there was a Fraternity or Sorority for Country Folks, what would the Initiation Rituals be ?

But, I guess ICMag is mostly guys, it's more like a fraternity.

a true country person would either A) use a front end loader or B) leave it there, pull up a ground blind and a chair 100 yards out , chamber up a .300whisper and wait for the ravens and coyotes to show up

 

[420somewhere]

I vote for A

I vote for A

a true country person would

A) use a front end loader

.

 

[Betterhaff]

The Frat with House Mother.

 

[RustyShcklfrd]

I think a good frat would have "alternate routes" for membership.

For example, what if they can't keep one of their Pledge Meals down ?


So I would suggest other ways to make up the difference.

If it's a Frat that likes Steak, it would be helpful to have a member who can make Bearnaise sauce.

Sweet Baby Ray's is GOOD, but is it enough ?


Also if a frat is trying to get the sorority girls to take off their clothes, being able to re-make the frat-house into a "Fancy French/Italian Restaurant" mode could be useful.

Especially if you spiked the red wine with Everclear.

I hope your not putting BBQ on steak dude, I feel like that should be grounds for getting booted from the country frat lol.

 

[armedoldhippy]

Wave at folks when they ride by and wave at folks when you ride by!

i make a point of waving at everyone i see when tooling down country roads. you never know when you will end up in a ditch/tangled up in barbed wire & have to walk to closest farm house to ask for help. yes, i HAVE rolled a '67 Mustang off a bank through a mans fence & got him to pull us back up onto the road. fixed his fence, too...

 

[MileHighGlass]

"Snipe" hunting of course.

 

[shithawk420]

thats what i was gonna say rusty.i dont even like putting A1 on good steak

 

[willyweed]

figure out which was the back of the tree,then have a shit!