ICMag's Random Rant Thread

[Pops]

I eat a lot of salad and like croutons with it. I always have trouble getting those damn air-tight heavy plastic bags open and usually use my teeth to rip it open, spilling half the croutons on the floor. Why do they have to put them in those stupid bags to keep them fresh. Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

 

[GOT_BUD?]

Another thing I hate. When you are done having relations (of the sexual nature) with your lady and you go to clean off your buddy with toilet paper, only to have a lot stick to you. Now I have to spend time trying to get toilet paper unstuck from my head, which sucks ass.

So buy some freakin' washclothes you jack-a-ninny!

 

[mtnjohn]

this thread is too funny

but you know what really pisses me off

is waiting in line at a convenience store for 2 hrs just to get a pack of smokes
because some guy has to buy 50 fuggin lottery tickets and another 20 scratch offs
jeez..........
and you know what else is these cell phone while driving assholes..i mean pull the freak over and let me by for the love of god.....damnit

mj

 

[BonsaiGrower]

Women ... I hate.....that I love em

 

[Tarkus]

and you know what else is these cell phone while driving assholes..i mean pull the freak over and let me by for the love of god.....damnit

mj

Yes!!! I HATE that!! Driving is literally a life and death scenario. In your car you have the ability to kill a lot of people around you. I hate people that drive talking on their cell phone, I hate people that don't use turn signals, I hate people that go 25 when merging on the freeway, I hate people that stop short. I HATE people that run red lights!!!!! When someone runs a red light, I take that as attempted murder, because you have no respect for the people that have the green. You don't care about their life, only yours.
Jesus do not get me started on traffic. I hate people that drive casually, like it is not a big deal. Obviously these people have never seen one of those Red Asphalt movies.
And people that walk/ride bikes in the middle of the street.

 

[VictoryGardener]

FUCK SALT!

 

[asa42]

dredgin this thread up, to keep from startin a new one.

currently, anytime i wish to share anything requires pecking it out like a freekin text message on a cell phone. no biggie. but because of it along w/ limited character imput i have found myself not fully explaining my thoughts & for that got called a dumb arse. that is what has me a tad irritated. why not ask me to explain, instead of assuming i am lacking intellegance.

makes me want to jump to conclusions of my own, but that's not why i'm here.

 

[sackoweed]

people that drive 10 mph under the speed limit. but seem to always get in your way and get to the same spot as you but quicker.. Fooking ass clowns.. peace..

sack

 

[Dan42nepa]

those "anti theft" packages really twist my short and curlys too... can turn an enjoyable purchase into a pissed off ripping fest.

but my particular gripe is for a particular type of individual, those who have no regard for anyone except themselves, are opinionated, dont care what they do, say or the way the approach things because in their head they are always right no matter what. usually cant keep their fucking mouth shut either, no matter what is spewing from it always something is being said, and usually its putting other down to try to keep the light off themselves and their own pathetic lives.

actions without thought is usually the key to one annoying individual.

im sure everyone knows at least a few people like this they cant stand to be around.

What about those anti theft things they put on clothes? Twice this month my g/f bought clothes only to find when they were home, that they hadnt removed those plastic anti theft things. Afraid to remove them myself because they would spray ink or something, had to bring back to the store, no apology or anything for our time.

 

[Guest]

people that drive 10 mph under the speed limit. but seem to always get in your way and get to the same spot as you but quicker.. Fooking ass clowns.. peace..

sack

nah its the assholes that pull out real fast in front of you from the side streets to only drive slower then shit in front of you

 

[daisy jane]

nah its the assholes that pull out real fast in front of you from the side streets to only drive slower then shit in front of you

people that drive 10 mph under the speed limit. but seem to always get in your way and get to the same spot as you but quicker.. Fooking ass clowns.. peace..

Man, you should be glad you don't live in my hometown. I damn near get killed every time I try to drive down the street. It is pretty lame. I am pretty sure that the intersection closest to my house is one of the most dangerous intersections in my state.

Anyway my rant is about cell phone users. I really do not like it when people walk and talk on their cell phones. I mean, come on, I do not want to hear your conversation. Almost every one I see is on a cell phone. And people who drive while using their cell phones, god that pisses me off. Out of all of the people who have almost hit me lately, it has been a person on there cell phone. I am not trying to be sexist here, but it almost always a girl driving. I am a chic, and these girls are just making us look bad. Get off your damn cell phone idiot!

 

[qwerty]

not much to rant about right now, but that could change in a min.

I'm not a fan of ICP, but this song of theirs makes me laugh, and its kind of rantish

Fuck. Fuck this shit.
Fuck givin it to me.

(chorus
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Sya fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!)

(Violent J)
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus
Fuck Darius
Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east
Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least
Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rumors
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks
Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, fuck you
Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and fuck you

(chorus X 2)

(Violent J)
Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera
Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already
Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady
My homie, fuck him, what are you gonna do?
(Fuck that bitch, fuck you!) Yeah well fuck you too
Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say fuck ninety three times
Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin what?!
Fuck disco, Count of Monte Crisco
Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like fuck you, AHHHHH!!!!

(chorus X 2)

(Violent J)
Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world, and fuck them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on
Jefferson? FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha
Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
Fuck your wife, your homie did, he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the 5-0 too
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way
And fuck Violent J!

Used to listen to this song frequently, in my younger daze

 

[Guest]

skinny tire spandex-lovin road bikers.....get the fuck out of the way before you get clipped!

 

[genkisan]

TV

Corpo-Nazis


Mullets


Bad/arrogant/stupid drivers


Bible Thumpers

 

[Blackvelvet]

Yeah, I got a problem

Yeah, I got a problem

All you troll suckers coming behind me after I post and saying shi#, you can kiss my Either do something to help others or shut your face. Thanks.

We now resume our regular stoner channel.

 

[Guest]

I will never stop as long as you keep giving out BAD ADVICE!


I cant stand assholes who lurk around this site with 800 handles

And think people dont know any better. Suck it sproutco/blackvelvet/8ball!

I am going to eat you alive sproutco

 

[Guest]

All you troll suckers coming behind me after I post and saying shi#, you can kiss my Either do something to help others or shut your face. Thanks.

We now resume our regular stoner channel.

One more thing... How are you helping people when your destroy their grows?

 

[.♠.]

My rant is about work. I have a schedule lately that has me pulling 3-4 double per week. Not my idea of a good time, but so be it. I understand the business needs some extra help at the moment. I have worked with the same company for over 10 years, so I am not to worried about the extra time spent.

HOWEVER, I can't stand the crying little baby of a bitch that can't show up for a regulary scheduled shift becuse they are sure they need to go out and party with friends instead.......Fucking waste of space!!!

Now I get to do my job, the extra work, and then this fuckin' asshats work so he can go jerk it somewhere.

But to top it off, I get the pleasure of going into work the following morning for another double only to see that piece of shit on shift acting like nothing happened.

Fuck lazy self-important people.

 

[asa42]

bumpin old thread out to rant, yet again...

a fourm, is nothing but a bunch a words put together. w/ replies a conversation begins. thing is, in a fourm, where the talk can cover multiple pages i've noticed many folk wont read all the posts/ pages. hell of a way to join in only half informed! not only that they expect ya to repeat yourself when they cant be asked to reread, whatever! ya never read the 1st post to know what i was askin to begin with! can you say frustrated!?

 

[Guest]

Heres one of my biggest pet pieves the people that have to ride there brakes because they dont wanna go 1 mile over the speed limit. also why is it when i buy a bag of doritos or some chips and half the freakin bag is air. ohh and the guy that wipes off the goo with toilet paper after sex. A warm wash cloth does wonders, have her do it for you itll make you feel like a king:]