ICMag's Random Rant Thread

[NiteTiger]

Here's the place to post those random, pointless, and odd rants that pop into all of our heads from time to time. This way, maybe we can avoid some of these random rants appearing as their own thread, as well.

Here's mine, to get it kicked off.



Plumrose Ham- WTF?! You're going to cram all of this ham into a tight fitting package, put a zipper opening at the top, and then slice it paper thin? Dammit, how am I supposed to get the ham out when I can only grab the edge?! It shreds to pieces! I'm good with my hands too, it's not like I'm some oaf. I can do magic tricks in other peoples hands, I can solder inside a latop without taking the case completely apart, I can field strip and reassemble most handguns in under 10 seconds, blindfolded. And my wife loves it when I .... Never mind.

But good LORD, I can't get this ham out of the package in one peice. If one of my children's lives depended on it, I'd have to give him a hug and say my good byes. I don't get ham sandwiches anymore, I get shredded ham on bread.

Damn you Plumrose, DAMN YOU TO HELL!


Ahhh, I feel much better now.

 

[Growda]

Agreed, different meat, same problem...death, taxes and poorly designed packaging as they say.

EDIT: Having solved my problem I decided I should submit a rant worthy of Nite's thread...well maybe not so much worthy but for all those who remember OG.....

Missing Threads at IC

WTF....I come here looking for good information and I can't find shit...and shut up before you tell me to use the SEARCH tool. I've been all over this stupid site and I just can't find anything. This place claims to know something but you all have your heads stuck in the dirt.

I can get a wicked deal from the back of HT on some legal stuff and I just want to know what strain I should buy? You guys have all these bullshit clone and seed names I've never heard of...Sour this and White that...WTF...I wanna know if I should get the "Kr0n!k" or the "Indo"?...That "PurpleGunk" hash that comes in a squeeze tube looks good too. Somebody hurry and post me an answer so I can order!

Growda

P.S. Here's a pic of some weed I just bought on the corner...can you tell me if I got ripped off?

 

[Guest]

Hear is a visual rant. I'm too stoned to type.

 

[nattynattygurrl]

wow, i sure would hate to be the Plumrose Ham people right about now!!


ok, i have a rant!!
*puts on the 'angry consumer' hat*

what's the deal w/ that "clamshell", "theft resistant", plastic packaging?!?

you need the freaking "jaws of life" just to get them open!!


"functional" my ass!!

these "clamshell" packages, have even been known to cause injury!
below: a casualty sustained while attempting to open a "clamshell"...


*BTW, that's ^ not my hand!!*
...wouldn't want you to think i have "man hands"!!



wow, you're right NiteTiger, that felt good!!

 

[green michine]

The real stupid thing that bugs me is the the damn xbox 360. As soon as i take my first puff of a joint i seem to get pulled towards the 360. I find myself really enjoyin playing,
much more than when im not stoned but, i cant get of the bloody thing, okay..so,a few hours is good for playin games but ive been spending a good 4-5 hours at a time..lol.

And..normally, games dont really appeal to me(when im not stoned) , its only when i spark up that joint in the morning that my mind starts sayin 360,360...all over in my head and i now within minutes ill be on xbox-live kicking someones ass lol.

It jus bugs me, i have to find something else to do, and i should halve that time down to 2-3 hours. Plus ive beeen in for 3-4 weeks with a killer cold/cough.

I love 360... but weed & xbox means 5-6 hour sessions for me. That kinda bothers me..lol

 

[stretchpup]

This has been on my nerves lately.

All these vendors, nutrient manufacturers, world leading organic nutrient producers - have suck ass pouring spouts. (minus canna.)

You would think with all our knowledge and techmologoy we'd have a CLEAN way of pouring/measuring out nutrients without having to spend extra cash on trinkets to measure nutrients properly.

I shouldn't have to waste 10ml of CAL-MAG on the floor when pouring my first 10ml dosage from a new bottle.

 

[Uncle Jesse]

wow, i sure would hate to be the Plumrose Ham people right about now!!


ok, i have a rant!!
*puts on the 'angry consumer' hat*

what's the deal w/ that "clamshell", "theft resistant", plastic packaging?!?

you need the freaking "jaws of life" just to get them open!!


"functional" my ass!!

these "clamshell" packages, have even been known to cause injury!
below: a casualty sustained while attempting to open a "clamshell"...


*BTW, that's ^ not my hand!!*
...wouldn't want you to think i have "man hands"!!



wow, you're right NiteTiger, that felt good!!

This is the packaging i hate also !

i am not alone

and how about PC games you spend good money for them get them home and have to patch (update) them before before you can play with others online.
you would think they could have a complete game ready to play once home,
is that too much to ask ?

 

[B.C.]

Rant thread huh?

Rant thread huh?

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED !!! lol Take care...BC

 

[NiteTiger]

This has been on my nerves lately.

All these vendors, nutrient manufacturers, world leading organic nutrient producers - have suck ass pouring spouts. (minus canna.)

You would think with all our knowledge and techmologoy we'd have a CLEAN way of pouring/measuring out nutrients without having to spend extra cash on trinkets to measure nutrients properly.

I shouldn't have to waste 10ml of CAL-MAG on the floor when pouring my first 10ml dosage from a new bottle.

Ain't that the damn truth!

And the Clamshell packaging thing, oh yeah, I keep a four inch knife razor sharp specifically for those damn things. Oh, and then they hide the instructions behind the cardboard, so when you cut into it, you slice the damn instructions ARG!

 

[asa42]

great thread

great thread

what gets me irritated is looking forward to watchin 1of my fav shows, like My Name Is Earl only for a billy grahm special to be on instead. not to belittle anyones beliefs but that can be put on any time. primetime is for entertainment & relaxing not for shoving evangelical beliefs in my face!

 

[Nikijad4210]

What is wrong with this country? Why can't we keep our government out of everyone else's business?? America isn't the world's nanny, why the fuck can't we just live & let live?? Helping out people who want our help is one thing, but forcing our stance on others is a totally different one! Has the American Government's ego gotten that big??

 

[NOKUY]

not much to rant about right now, but that could change in a min.

I'm not a fan of ICP, but this song of theirs makes me laugh, and its kind of rantish

Fuck. Fuck this shit.
Fuck givin it to me.

(chorus
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Sya fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!)

(Violent J)
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus
Fuck Darius
Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east
Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least
Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rumors
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks
Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, fuck you
Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and fuck you

(chorus X 2)

(Violent J)
Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera
Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already
Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady
My homie, fuck him, what are you gonna do?
(Fuck that bitch, fuck you!) Yeah well fuck you too
Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say fuck ninety three times
Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin what?!
Fuck disco, Count of Monte Crisco
Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like fuck you, AHHHHH!!!!

(chorus X 2)

(Violent J)
Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world, and fuck them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on
Jefferson? FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha
Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
Fuck your wife, your homie did, he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the 5-0 too
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way
And fuck Violent J!

 

[Pops]

Fucking bad mood, Nokuy?

 

[Yummybud]

man I just at a double quarter pounder with cheese and large size coke / fries, I think I'm having a heart attack right now.

 

[GMT]

going into what looks like a full chat room to find absolutely everyone asleep and not chatting in there.

People who tell others that seeds from natural hermies are feminised seeds.

People who get up early, and think its a good idea to phone you up, coz if they are up, you should be too.

Fungus gnats that fly up my nose rather than around the grow chamber

religion.


These are a few of my gripes, I have many more.

 

[DimeBag65]

those "anti theft" packages really twist my short and curlys too... can turn an enjoyable purchase into a pissed off ripping fest.

but my particular gripe is for a particular type of individual, those who have no regard for anyone except themselves, are opinionated, dont care what they do, say or the way the approach things because in their head they are always right no matter what. usually cant keep their fucking mouth shut either, no matter what is spewing from it always something is being said, and usually its putting other down to try to keep the light off themselves and their own pathetic lives.

actions without thought is usually the key to one annoying individual.

im sure everyone knows at least a few people like this they cant stand to be around.

 

[cough_cough_eer]

why is it when you order catfish at a resturant they alwaays put the fish on top of the fries. I like to eat the french fries first.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

why is it when you order catfish at a resturant they alwaays put the fish on top of the fries. I like to eat the french fries first.

...that would never happen to you in Tennessee....I start with the fries too..

 

[B.C.]

OH NO THEY DI'INT?!? (HEAD MOVES FROM SIDE TA SIDE)LOL

OH NO THEY DI'INT?!? (HEAD MOVES FROM SIDE TA SIDE)LOL

why is it when you order catfish at a resturant they alwaays put the fish on top of the fries. I like to eat the french fries first.

Jus kiddin...The last time I had fish,they put the screamin hot fish on a big cold bed of lettuce.It took about two minutes fer it ta get soggy,yuck.I reckon it's still better than squid ona stick though. lol remember that thread? Take care...BC

 

[Tarkus]

I hate having to shave my sideburns so I look more presentable for a job. It is not like I am vain, I just hate having to keep up with it. That is why I liked my chops, I did not have to do anything to them, just let em grow.

It is not something I hate, but I really do not like ice in my drinks. It bumps into my teeth and makes them very cold. And half of the waiters forget I asked for no ice.

I hate when you go out to eat with someone, and your waiter is a turd, and your company insists you tip them. But hell, if a waiter is real bad, I make it a point to leave a 4 cent tip. Also, why the hell are we even supposed to tip waiters??? I would much rather tip the cook or hell, even the dishwasher. At least he is making sure my shit is clean. But a good waiter is a good waiter.

Another thing I hate. When you are done having relations (of the sexual nature) with your lady and you go to clean off your buddy with toilet paper, only to have a lot stick to you. Now I have to spend time trying to get toilet paper unstuck from my head, which sucks ass.