Santa would find after squeezing down the stove pipe (Bro has no fireplace, just a old wood stove). On a table next to the easy chair , laid out all a row, a dab all rigged and ready to go. Next would be a blunt of some IBL from days of old. The there would be a pint of ale, and plate stacked high with cookies, gummies and other such treats. Why if Santa is not careful, I might find him in the easy chair with a smile on his face warming his toes in front of the old wood stove.