i need help a.s.a.p!!!

[Guest]

can any one please tell me how to pass a pee test i need to be clean in two days for some legal issues =

 

[Guest]

synthetic urine @ your local head shop

 

[chubbynugs]

Whizzinator for the win!

 

[Mackawber]

dilution is the solution.....drink a bunch of cranberry juice mixed with water! Make sure you piss 5 times before you pee for "them". If you want to make your urine darker and more natural looking, then take a multi vitamin with niacin a half an hour before you pee in the cup.

 

[cheebman]

get piss from someone, put it in a little medician container. (tiny cough syrup bottle), on the way to test put in front of heater vent in car with heat on high, then tie top of container with string then tie the other end to botton on pants. let hang long enough to put between leg and bal* sac*, wedge in between to keep at body temp. caution!! will be hot after the heater vent. will be a liuttle unconfrible for a second.. then when u have to pee.. just unscrew cap and there u go.. ONLY WORKS IF THEY DONT WATCH YOU PEE... MOST PLACES DONT EXPECT PROBATION AND PAROLE,, OTHER WITH U SOULD BE OKAY.. ALL THEY TELL YOU TO DO I EMPTY UR POCKETS... good luck,,,

 

[Mrpiston38]

dude also @ ur local head shop they should have a method called test pure its a same day treatment that will give you a 6 hr window if you drink it in the morining and wait 2 hrs you will be fine and ready for ur piss test and wont have to strap a small bottle of someone else piss to you tate......... it will cost like 20ish dollars and has never faild me... and if it doest it has a 3x money back garentie so if you fail they give you like 60 back and you can go out and buy another 1/8 lol gl bro let us kno how it turns out

 

[Mrpiston38]

almost forgot to say they offer 2 diff sizes to the test clean small and huge if you smoke on a daily bassis like most of us do then get the BIG one. it will taste like shit but will do the job and keep you out of trouble. Unless you want to spend a bunch of money on a prostetic cock..... i sure dont i like mine very much lol

 

[dontlockmeup]

I don't know how good or safe this is for your body but I've used Certo. a fruit pectin the jelly stuff you use for making jam. I drank down one pack with a gallon of water a few hours before my test. I had to pull over and piss twice before I got to the DR office. I smoke an Oz. a week and passed no problems.

Good luck.

 

[Homeless]

When are you taking the psis test? Have you even taken it yet?

When's the last time you smoked? Uh Oh

 

[Guest]

thanks all, the judge gave me till dec. 10 to get clean man i smoke nothin but the high power any other options except quitting i love my MJ and dont really want to quit smokin HELP lol

 

[HuffAndPuff]

From a post I made recently...

Flushers, pills, detox teas, vinegar, and goldenseal are all BULLSHIT!!! The only reason you have heard anecdotal evidence of people using these 'products' successfully is because: the manufacturer lies, the samples were mishandled, or the person managed to dilute their urine enough, without setting off any alarms. This can be done with a large coffee, a gallon of water, and taking the test on your 3rd/4th piss of the day.

The only sure-fire way to fake the test is with properly mixed and heated concentrated/synthetic urine. Most kits come with the urine powdered (ok) or in a liquid concentrate (better) a temp. strip, air-activated glove/hand warmers, and an empty elmer's glue bottle to store it in. Don't bother with the Fenis models, unless you're being supervised... in which case- what the eff are you doing with your life?!

I eschewed the glue bottle for a condom. I mixed the concentrate with luke-warm water, then poured it into a condom. I put a pot of water on the stove to get it hot, but not boiling. Like 160 deg. F. Put the filled condom into a jar, and pour the hot water on it, cap the jar and lightly shake every once in a while. Remove, and then go pass that test.

It is SUPER IMPORTANT TO PRACTICE YOUR TECHNIQUE several times before you take the test. You wouldn't take any other type of test without studying first, would you? Obviously, this means doing dry runs, substituting water for the synthetic urine. Experiment with how hot the water has to be, to keep the Fiss warm for different times.

How long is the drive to the facility? It tooke me <10 minutes to get in, fiss, and get out. The drive was 10 minutes, so I needed to get it to 95-100 degrees after 20 minutes. If it is a long drive, put 110 degree water in a thermos with the condom. Remove it in the parking lot, and then duct tape it to your inner/upper thigh. DONT FORGET A PIN! Un-knotting stuff with shaky hands is a bitch.

Also, it is better to walk in there with it a little bit warm, because you can always just pour it into the cup from a distance (allowing it to cool) and then swirl it around for a minute or two. If she thinks it feels too warm (difficult unless way too hot) she will test it, and unless it is over 100, you are fine. It is much easier to tell if it is too cold, and the margin is less.

Oh, and I just saw gender-specific synthetic urine advertised in HighTimes. For most jobs (retail, etc.) you prolly won't need it, but at this point, it's all about better safe than sorry. I haven't used it, so I can't vouch for it. I can't remember who I ordered from, but I paid like 50 bucks, and got 2 tests worth. I do remember the company that I made the payment out to wound up being a bookstore?

I have used the concentrated synthetic twice, both to great success. Whilst I may be 'better' at this than the next person, let me assure you that MY GIRLFRIEND managed to pass hers this way. All she did was follow the aforementioned method. If SHE can manage to pull this off, you can, too. If you can't... Quit smoking cannabis. You're giving us all a bad rap!

Stay Safe,
HuffAndPuff