I literally won the the lottery

[HempKat]

No offense to anyone,but havent you guys heard that the lottery is a tax on stupid people?you got a better chance of getting hit with lightning twice.but to each there own.its none of my business.i love to play poker cuase i know i got a shot.again no offense to anyone.its just not my thing.thats all

While it's true that you have a greater chance of being hit by lightning then you do of hitting a lottery jackpot there is one sure way to guarantee you'll never win, and that one way is to not play. As with any form of gambling, the smart way to play is to never gamble more then you can afford to lose.

 

[Stoner4Life]

I have a bridge for sale

hey!!! no lie bro, I really did win that $50!!!

 

[Bud Green]

hey!!! no lie bro, I really did win that $50!!!

Hey, that's ok Stoner... We believe you!... Really, we do!...

 

[Centrum]

I would delete this thread / post/ account.

Greed & envy will look for Any reason to take that money away from you.

Posting on a site like this is not wise when lots of money is involved.

 

[WoodFired Pizza]

I would delete this thread / post/ account.

Greed & envy will look for Any reason to take that money away from you.

Posting on a site like this is not wise when lots of money is involved.

u didn't read the thread did you. what he needed to do was delete his old post about needing and wanting low 8figures before he posted about literally winning it. literally.

 

[stoned-trout]

hookers and blow for everyone...yeehaw

 

[waveguide]

No offense to anyone,but havent you guys heard that the lottery is a tax on stupid people?you got a better chance of getting hit with lightning twice.but to each there own.its none of my business.i love to play poker cuase i know i got a shot.again no offense to anyone.its just not my thing.thats all

"i don't like to say it here but" it's also a blessing for stupid people..

who wins the lottery? what kind of person? watch, and see. no one progressive who would actually do shit would win the lottery. people who win the lottery are always the type of person who will spend "the emperor's gold for the emperor," straight to nuevo riche, wasted on luxury, funnel all the $ back into the system buying stupid cars and houses to make other people think being rich is great, never doing anything to disrupt the establishment.

not creative, independent, self-determining people.


re: stoner4life's friend.. another person eated by the system. probably had a physician advising them to take pharma after pharma, increasingly worsening their health and helping them to destroy themselves by ensnaring them in increasingly worse circumstances. anything to prevent, capable, potentiated people who will make a positive difference to society.

 

[trichrider]

exposed flesh becomes painful after it starts decomposing.

another bound for the yukon territory....

card game at my place!

 

[EastCoast710]

Kinda feel sorry for the giy if its true...his (or her) life is soo going to change...people who are your friends will change and the "new" friends will be worse.

if I ever won something like this.. I would move.. and id be anonymously claiming that money.. and no1 would ever know I had that money. id buy a small house. a nice car.. get my med card in the state I moved to.. and grow my own year round.. sell 0 of it.. maybe give some to friends if it was a big enough grow.. and then id invest that money into a business and id never have another boss for the rest of my life! lol.

I think most of us would agree.. that we wouldn't be selling buds if we had the money to go LEGIT!

 

[stoned-trout]

I still want my pirate ship......yeehaw

 

[shithawk420]

I would definetly buy a yacht

 

[trichrider]

was this in Illinois?


REUTERS
Aug 31, 2015

, Last Updated: 3:30 PM ET

CHICAGO - It's an unlucky time to hit the jackpot in Illinois. The state's budget crisis has frozen millions of dollars in lottery prize payouts, state officials said on Friday.

http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/Lotteries/LotteryNews/2015/08/31/22546783.html?cid=rssnewsweird

 

[sourpuss]

Well he never said those 8 figures included the decimals... maybe its really 6 and he thinks 6 is actually 8 haha... kinda hard to believe soneone won that big on a scratch but there is def proof a few have won that big on scratch...

 

[Bud Green]

If I win the big lottery, I'll send $1000 to everyone who gives me good rep on this post!

and I have a good memory!

 

[bucketswithsoil]

Well he never said those 8 figures included the decimals... maybe its really 6 and he thinks 6 is actually 8 haha... kinda hard to believe soneone won that big on a scratch but there is def proof a few have won that big on scratch...

gotta get on ole S.puss outlook, on a scratch off....that would be a awfully big win..LOL
but fuck.....NEVERTHELESS come on down to FLA like a few said...WE gots chicks glaour,and cold beers,plenty of PARTYING and STREET WALKERS AS WELL....

 

[Tonygreen]

can i borrow 20k? Im good for it.

 

[Bud Green]

Sure you want to win the lottery...But do you know what the odds against winning the Powerball jackpot are?

In July, more numbers were added to the Powerball ticket.
This decreased your odds of winning the jackpot from 1 chance in 175 million to 1 chance in 292 million....

To put this in a perspective that is easier to visualize, Think of a stretch of road you are familiar with, which is about 44 miles long...
Now imagine many, many decks of playing cards standing on their edges. (like in a blackjack shoe at the casino)
Imagine enough decks of cards on edge, to stretch that length of road you're familiar with.

Now imagine that one of those cards has an "X" marked on it.

Drive along the 44 miles and select one card...
If you select the card with the "X" on it, YOU WIN the jackpot!

edit: Yes, this was calculated mathematically, based on the assumption that 2 decks of cards (104 cards) are 1 inch thick...
.....so your actual mileage may vary....

 

[minds_I]

Hello all,

I liken scratchers as a tax on stupid people.

That is all.

minds_I

 

[Ziggaro]

Tax on stupid maybe but some lucky dumb mfer gets rich!
Now all us "smart" guys are askin for a loan

 

[Mrs.Babba]

I won a hundred bucks a cpl of weeks ago with a $10 scratcher...I guess it's really $90 bucks!! But I was stoked either way!! hehe